Back to the topic at hand;
When I got outta college I started working at this hole in the ground bar as a bartender. One of my first gigs bartending and the place was slow as shit so I just learned how to free pour like a boss and mix drinks on my down time which was most of the time.
There was this one hostess, she was a little weird but was hot as fuck, and then there was this chubby one who nobody liked. She wanted to be an ESPN anchor and if that didn't scream butch I don't know what to tell you. They were friends and you could tell they liked each other's company.
One night closing up the bar, they asked me if I wanted to go to some house party. I was like "sure, why not?". I had made a couple bucks so if I got wrecked there was a Holliday inn close by.
Get to this party and it's like that hippy party in Midnight Cowboy. Weird music, creepy ppl, everything but the cold cuts. There was a pool and it was like two floors of debauchery just happening right in front of me. I was impressed that the cops never showed up.
My first mistake was, I didn't know anybody there. I went to this shindig blind and only because I wanted to bang the hot chick. When you bartend you have to have that alpha vibe and I didn't turn that off and it obviously made the other guys there uncomfortable. So I could only talk to the girls, which was fucked up considering wanted to bang the weird hostess.
I walk into the living room looking for the keg and there's a shit ton of ppl gathered around the TV watching torture porn. Girls covered in clothes pins with what looked like unicorn horns shoved in every orriface. The chubby hostess was watching that shit until she spilled her drink and everyone started calling her names.
I take off back into the actual party and the hot hostess was in the pool making out with some chick. Dejected, I just went home.
Few years later, the hot hostess was working at Disney land in one of those suits. Like she was Mickey mouse or something. That was her dream and if she accomplished that you really can't knock her for achieving her dream.
I'm walking in the mall one day and I ran across the chubby hostess, this was like five years and two jobs later. She was a fucking babe. Like a 9 out of ten. I told her we should go out sometime and she looked at me and said;
" I remember what you said to me when I spilled that drink at that party. Fuck off"
I went home after that.