Change Your Member Name

Would like to change my name to: Squid
Nooo don't do that. People will call you Squid anyway, Squid, and you'll still be making the same sort of posts so no one will like you any better (just kidding there....sort of). Maybe people will call you Squidward and ask you to play the clarinet.....or ask you to please not play it.

...or if you suffer an accident and land in the hospital, people will ask the doctor if you will be able to play the clarinet, and if the doc says yes, they will look puzzled and say "That's funny, he never could before".
 
Nooo don't do that. People will call you Squid anyway, Squid, and you'll still be making the same sort of posts so no one will like you any better (just kidding there....sort of). Maybe people will call you Squidward and ask you to play the clarinet.....or ask you to please not play it.

...or if you suffer an accident and land in the hospital, people will ask the doctor if you will be able to play the clarinet, and if the doc says yes, they will look puzzled and say "That's funny, he never could before".
Also Navy vets may feel like you're stealing valor by using one of the slang terms for Sailor. (Unless of course....)
 
And it came to pass that the user previously known? as Squid Jones
became truncated. Despite all advice to the contrary...or perhaps because of it.
- Fractured Internerd Archive