Could you imagine to...

[UncleDiLF]

...piss on ma member???

I mean, like putting Mrs Whipple for example, tied on a chair and POWER PISSING on him??? Seeing all the fog piss cumming up? His GRUESOME K.O.-Look after the POWER PISS??? HIm melting away because my piss is orange and GRIZZLY???

Can you imagine doing this???

Why always poising in the toiLETs??? Why not on humans???

You filthy swines!

 

[Adam Hitler]

 

[Frood]

I used to poke my dick along the edge of a shower curtain and pee the 5-15 seconds it took for my wife to realize the base of her warm shower was yellowing and her leg felt slightly different...

 

[Dove]

I used to poke my dick along the edge of a shower curtain and pee the 5-15 seconds it took for my wife to realize the base of her warm shower was yellowing and her leg felt slightly different...

When I was 20, after a bonfire party(my 20th birthday. I turned 20 August 20th of the year 2000....so naturally I got grossly hammered) I sat on my then BFs lap in the passager seat of his bronco and we passed out like that

I ended up peeing all over him. The best part was that I was legit dreaming that I was sitting on a toilet peeing and the wetness started waking me a bit.....then I heard him quietly say "what the fuck" and I just started laughing my ass off. Luckily he started laughing too lol.

Good thing it was a camping trip and we had spare clothes and a river lol.

 

[Dove]

But yeah I could pee on a few people here. Just the ones I like :Lovin1:

 

[UncleDiLF]

But yeah I could pee on a few people here. Just the ones I like :Lovin1:

Who would you piss on here? And with your dick or pussi? I dont know with my skull if you are male or female?

 

[Seamajor]

I used to poke my dick along the edge of a shower curtain and pee the 5-15 seconds it took for my wife to realize the base of her warm shower was yellowing and her leg felt slightly different...

Classy :Dazed:

 

[Adam Hitler]

But yeah I could pee on a few people here. Just the ones I like :Lovin1:

Sounds like you were trying to spray your territory, probably due being a kitteh in a past life. :LOL1:

 

[Dove]

But yeah I could pee on a few people here. Just the ones I like :Lovin1:

Sounds like you were trying to spray your territory, probably due being a kitteh in a past life. :LOL1:

Well I am a Leo.

But i think that had more to do with being Irish and from a long line of alcoholics lol.

 

[Dove]

But yeah I could pee on a few people here. Just the ones I like :Lovin1:

Sounds like you were trying to spray your territory, probably due being a kitteh in a past life. :LOL1:

Well I am a Leo.

But i think that had more to do with being Irish and from a long line of alcohol

But yeah I could pee on a few people here. Just the ones I like :Lovin1:

Who would you piss on here? And with your dick or pussi? I dont know with my skull if you are male or female?

If you would like it better out of a dick, I can arrange that ♡

 

[Breakfall]

...piss on ma member???

I mean, like putting Mrs Whipple for example, tied on a chair and POWER PISSING on him??? Seeing all the fog piss cumming up? His GRUESOME K.O.-Look after the POWER PISS??? HIm melting away because my piss is orange and GRIZZLY???

Can you imagine doing this???

Why always poising in the toiLETs??? Why not on humans???

You filthy swines!

I don’t like pissing on people, although I do enjoy chicks pissing on me. I also enjoy drinking their piss. It makes my deck very hard!
:devil1:

 

[Seamajor]

But yeah I could pee on a few people here. Just the ones I like :Lovin1:

Sounds like you were trying to spray your territory, probably due being a kitteh in a past life. :LOL1:

What’s the big deal? I do it now

 

[realgrimm]

I used to poke my dick along the edge of a shower curtain and pee the 5-15 seconds it took for my wife to realize the base of her warm shower was yellowing and her leg felt slightly different...

Always do this I like to tell her Ill was her back then pssssss even if she turns around at that point.. what?.. then just look em deep in the eye and continue

 

[Frood]

I used to poke my dick along the edge of a shower curtain and pee the 5-15 seconds it took for my wife to realize the base of her warm shower was yellowing and her leg felt slightly different...

Always do this I like to tell her Ill was her back then pssssss even if she turns around at that point.. what?.. then just look em deep in the eye and continue

Occasionally I'd lean forward and carefully wee on the toilet seat so that most of it puddled and didn't run off.....then turn the lights off and go to bed.

She'd wake up dogs in the valley bellowing and moaning so hard later...

 

[UncleDiLF]

Damn. With is this turning sexual?

No kne here wanted to piss on an enemy?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I had 10 hours of unbroken sleep, my bladder was complaining to my skull and my skull was saying , do it do it, butt, I made it to the bathroom , they will never conker me...

 

[Breakfall]

I had 10 hours of unbroken sleep, my bladder was complaining to my skull and my skull was saying , do it do it, butt, I made it to the bathroom , they will never conker me...

I had a chick once that was my ex wife. She used to get lazy in bed and made me drink her piss for a shortcut! Then I’d have to do a mega-piss shortly after. Lol
:ThumbsUp3:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

I had 10 hours of unbroken sleep, my bladder was complaining to my skull and my skull was saying , do it do it, butt, I made it to the bathroom , they will never conker me...

I had a chick once that was my ex wife. She used to get lazy in bed and made me drink her piss for a shortcut! Then I’d have to do a mega-piss shortly after. Lol
:ThumbsUp3:

I even thought of you mid piss, I didn’t save any for the plants !

 

[Breakfall]

I had 10 hours of unbroken sleep, my bladder was complaining to my skull and my skull was saying , do it do it, butt, I made it to the bathroom , they will never conker me...

I had a chick once that was my ex wife. She used to get lazy in bed and made me drink her piss for a shortcut! Then I’d have to do a mega-piss shortly after. Lol
:ThumbsUp3:

I even thought of you mid piss, I didn’t save any for the plants !

I feel all fussy and golden already! :devil1:

 

[Breakfall]

@Swamp-Duck ...do you reckon that they think that I’m a freak, or that maybe my honesty tweaks them?

 

[Swamp-Duck]

@Swamp-Duck ...do you reckon that they think that I’m a freak, or that maybe my honesty tweaks them?

Shallow people don’t get what being real is about, they think woke is being real...

 

[Breakfall]

@Swamp-Duck ...do you reckon that they think that I’m a freak, or that maybe my honesty tweaks them?

Shallow people don’t get what being real is about, they think woke is being real...

I can’t keep up with all that shit! I just live real.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I had 10 hours of unbroken sleep, my bladder was complaining to my skull and my skull was saying , do it do it, butt, I made it to the bathroom , they will never conker me...

I had a chick once that was my ex wife. She used to get lazy in bed and made me drink her piss for a shortcut! Then I’d have to do a mega-piss shortly after. Lol
:ThumbsUp3:

Was she a tight and young pussy like kn porn? Did getted a biner, Breakfall?

 

[Breakfall]

I had 10 hours of unbroken sleep, my bladder was complaining to my skull and my skull was saying , do it do it, butt, I made it to the bathroom , they will never conker me...

I had a chick once that was my ex wife. She used to get lazy in bed and made me drink her piss for a shortcut! Then I’d have to do a mega-piss shortly after. Lol
:ThumbsUp3:

Was she a tight and young pussy like kn porn? Did getted a biner, Breakfall?

My ex wife was almost 10 years older than me and had three children, so very loose in a sense. After parting her long inner labia, the drinking part was more me sucking the pee out of her as opposed to her pissing freely into my mouth. I found free pissing to be a wasteful. Boner is an understatement, it was more like a raging diamond cutter!

:Grin3:

 

[UncleDiLF]

I had 10 hours of unbroken sleep, my bladder was complaining to my skull and my skull was saying , do it do it, butt, I made it to the bathroom , they will never conker me...

I had a chick once that was my ex wife. She used to get lazy in bed and made me drink her piss for a shortcut! Then I’d have to do a mega-piss shortly after. Lol
:ThumbsUp3:

Was she a tight and young pussy like kn porn? Did getted a biner, Breakfall?

My ex wife was almost 10 years older than me and had three children, so very loose in a sense. After parting her long inner labia, the drinking part was more me sucking the pee out of her as opposed to her pissing freely into my mouth. I found free pissing to be a wasteful. Boner is an understatement, it was more like a raging diamond cutter!

:Grin3:

Wow. Respect and thanks for sharing.

I don't know man. Drinking piss? I mean if it would be a young 19yo tight asian I might do it too. But I would be afraid in a sense too. Pissing is gruesome.

Did you doded it for sexual pleasure or because you were thirsty?

When I was in Thailand in 2017 I met a young 23 yo student. Rich family. Typical IG thotie. Big ass. Tight puss.

I remember we fucked many times. Evrrytime I wanted to get get from bed to pee , she was always pulling me to her and then she sucked my cock and drank my semen. Then I could piss my pee in the toilets. She did it all the time.

Maybe there is a fetishism of slurping piss and semen. That's why my skull is asking. Lol

 

[Breakfall]

I had 10 hours of unbroken sleep, my bladder was complaining to my skull and my skull was saying , do it do it, butt, I made it to the bathroom , they will never conker me...

I had a chick once that was my ex wife. She used to get lazy in bed and made me drink her piss for a shortcut! Then I’d have to do a mega-piss shortly after. Lol
:ThumbsUp3:

Was she a tight and young pussy like kn porn? Did getted a biner, Breakfall?

My ex wife was almost 10 years older than me and had three children, so very loose in a sense. After parting her long inner labia, the drinking part was more me sucking the pee out of her as opposed to her pissing freely into my mouth. I found free pissing to be a wasteful. Boner is an understatement, it was more like a raging diamond cutter!

:Grin3:

Wow. Respect and thanks for sharing.

I don't know man. Drinking piss? I mean if it would be a young 19yo tight asian I might do it too. But I would be afraid in a sense too. Pissing is gruesome.

Did you doded it for sexual pleasure or because you were thirsty?

When I was in Thailand in 2017 I met a young 23 yo student. Rich family. Typical IG thotie. Big ass. Tight puss.

I remember we fucked many times. Evrrytime I wanted to get get from bed to pee , she was always pulling me to her and then she sucked my cock and drank my semen. Then I could piss my pee in the toilets. She did it all the time.

Maybe there is a fetishism of slurping piss and semen. That's why my skull is asking. Lol

Urine is actually sterile and not bad on the taste. Just not the morning concentrated pisses, that piss is way too strong, but really good on plants as a fertiliser.
Sexual pleasure. Women have a larger area that generally gets saturated to an extent when they’re urinating. As a cunnilinquist, I am well used to the smell of urine, and I guess drinking their piss is like a female ejaculating. It’s very kinky aye?

 

[Adam Hitler]

You should take a big steaming piss on Flynn's shiny fivehead, legend has it that her g spot is located on there.

 

[Frood]

I'm all for pissing in a mouth, tits, arse, or cunt....but I draw the moral line on or in me... that's just not godly or natural...

 

[Dove]

I had 10 hours of unbroken sleep, my bladder was complaining to my skull and my skull was saying , do it do it, butt, I made it to the bathroom , they will never conker me...

I had a chick once that was my ex wife. She used to get lazy in bed and made me drink her piss for a shortcut! Then I’d have to do a mega-piss shortly after. Lol
:ThumbsUp3:

Was she a tight and young pussy like kn porn? Did getted a biner, Breakfall?

My ex wife was almost 10 years older than me and had three children, so very loose in a sense. After parting her long inner labia, the drinking part was more me sucking the pee out of her as opposed to her pissing freely into my mouth. I found free pissing to be a wasteful. Boner is an understatement, it was more like a raging diamond cutter!

:Grin3:

Wow. Respect and thanks for sharing.

I don't know man. Drinking piss? I mean if it would be a young 19yo tight asian I might do it too. But I would be afraid in a sense too. Pissing is gruesome.

Did you doded it for sexual pleasure or because you were thirsty?

When I was in Thailand in 2017 I met a young 23 yo student. Rich family. Typical IG thotie. Big ass. Tight puss.

I remember we fucked many times. Evrrytime I wanted to get get from bed to pee , she was always pulling me to her and then she sucked my cock and drank my semen. Then I could piss my pee in the toilets. She did it all the time.

Maybe there is a fetishism of slurping piss and semen. That's why my skull is asking. Lol

There is a fetish for absolutely everything.

 

[UncleDiLF]

This is sick. J am out of here. Gruesome.