Fantom
Apparatus Of Satan
- Reaction score
- 222
- Location
- Your House
- Wake Up at 4:00 AM to the sound of gunshots.
- Fall back asleep until your alarm rings at 6:00 AM.
- Make a 3 course breakfast of pancakes topped with enough syrup to kill a small child, 4 eggs, and a half pound of bacon. Drink an entire pot of coffee in 45 minutes while watching fox/cnn news.
- Hop in your SUV that is 15 years old and gets 12 miles per gallon, refuel it twice on your 30 minute commute to work at white castle.
- Clock in at 7:02, get written up immediately for being 2 minutes late.
- See your entire crew of 16-21 year old children in the freezer vaping their weed pen.
- Give all of them a final write up for contaminating the food and vaping indoors, only to have it repealed by the general manager because they are Black/Latino. (There was 1 lightskin vaping in the freezer with a bunch of white people).
- You get written up instead for discriminating against employees.
- Finally you get to go to lunch, you are 5 hour into your 10 hour shift.
- Eat 6 sliders and 2 orders of fries with an XL Dr. Pepper.
- Halfway through your break see corporate come through the door, immediately clock back in to pick up the slack for your infantile work force.
- Time to order for drive thru is at 2:15, your storewide goal is 2:30. Corporate tells you that you need to bring it down to 1:50, which is literally impossible because of how long it takes for the speaker to register a car.
- Corporate doesn't care, they promptly walk out and threaten a demotion if you can't make this quota.
- Leave the office only to see a 9 car long drivethru with half of your crew in the bathroom and the other half walked out.
- Run the kitchen by yourself.
- Phone call comes in "well, Daniel, we think that Jamal is actually a better fit for your job, so we are going to need you to step down. Plus, he is autistic AND black! How cool is that?"
- Get home at 9 PM because so many people called off. refuel SUV another 2 times on your commute home.
- You made 42K/year
- You worked 60 hours a week minimum.
- No benefits whatsoever.
- No overtime because you where salaried.
- Look in the mirror and blow your brains out.
MURICAAAAA
- Fall back asleep until your alarm rings at 6:00 AM.
- Make a 3 course breakfast of pancakes topped with enough syrup to kill a small child, 4 eggs, and a half pound of bacon. Drink an entire pot of coffee in 45 minutes while watching fox/cnn news.
- Hop in your SUV that is 15 years old and gets 12 miles per gallon, refuel it twice on your 30 minute commute to work at white castle.
- Clock in at 7:02, get written up immediately for being 2 minutes late.
- See your entire crew of 16-21 year old children in the freezer vaping their weed pen.
- Give all of them a final write up for contaminating the food and vaping indoors, only to have it repealed by the general manager because they are Black/Latino. (There was 1 lightskin vaping in the freezer with a bunch of white people).
- You get written up instead for discriminating against employees.
- Finally you get to go to lunch, you are 5 hour into your 10 hour shift.
- Eat 6 sliders and 2 orders of fries with an XL Dr. Pepper.
- Halfway through your break see corporate come through the door, immediately clock back in to pick up the slack for your infantile work force.
- Time to order for drive thru is at 2:15, your storewide goal is 2:30. Corporate tells you that you need to bring it down to 1:50, which is literally impossible because of how long it takes for the speaker to register a car.
- Corporate doesn't care, they promptly walk out and threaten a demotion if you can't make this quota.
- Leave the office only to see a 9 car long drivethru with half of your crew in the bathroom and the other half walked out.
- Run the kitchen by yourself.
- Phone call comes in "well, Daniel, we think that Jamal is actually a better fit for your job, so we are going to need you to step down. Plus, he is autistic AND black! How cool is that?"
- Get home at 9 PM because so many people called off. refuel SUV another 2 times on your commute home.
- You made 42K/year
- You worked 60 hours a week minimum.
- No benefits whatsoever.
- No overtime because you where salaried.
- Look in the mirror and blow your brains out.
MURICAAAAA
