Dedicate a song to a fellow bastard

[Joe]

...but isn't the BIGly BIG question...
...How many meaningless ones you've had?

300...400....1000! ?

....in which case I dedicate this song to Mary Magdalene @Holliday 3000

 

[Holliday 3000]

....in which case I dedicate this song to Mary Magdalene @Holliday 3000

You gotta play the song, @Joe :

 

[Joe]

You gotta play the song, @Joe :

She was the whore/prostitute who became a follower of Christ wasn't she?

 

[Holliday 3000]

She was the whore/prostitute who became a follower of Christ wasn't she?

No, she was never a prostitute, but made up stuff is so much better than factual stuff...don't you think?

 

[Admin.]

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She was the whore/prostitute who became a follower of Christ wasn't she?

that Jesus guy liked to run around forgiving people, like some kind of communist!

 

[Joe]

No, she was never a prostitute, but made up stuff is so much better than factual stuff...don't you think?

Anyway this is my favorite version of the song sung by anyone:



...an unknown unfamous singer

 

[Holliday 3000]

1I

that Jesus guy liked to run around forgiving people, like some kind of communist!

You mean like Stalin, Mao, or Pol Pot? Yeah, pretty sure Jesus was their model.

 

[Dove]

Do you mean at present?
..or
. Do you want your readers to believe you have had sex with only 6 men?

...or what do you mean by "established relationships"?

No, pardon the incredulity, but 6? Doubtful.

"Established relationships" means exclusive committed relationships. I mean I have had 6

Why would I give a wild ass fuck if my "readers" believe me? Yes H im well aware that some of my "readers" have a need to view me as promiscious while also imagining i am also ASHAMED of being promiscious. I rarely, if ever discuss my⁹ sexual habits.....and yet, they are a favored topic.

I think its funny, however, if you must know.....i am not particularly moved by patriarchal sexual standards that place women on the level of an appliance a man installs into his life that "gives" him sex and the ones with the lowest "use" are better. A womans body isnt real estate for a man.

I keep sex to committed relationships for ethical reasons. Because intimate connections are not a game. Im a nasty, dirty, passionate person and i love sex. I love doing it. Thinking about it. Everything about it. And sex is one the few things I am 100 percent present in.

No amount of tsk tsking or attempted slut shaming is gonna make me feel bad. Even if ive had 12 dicks or 50 dicks. I just feel like men who do this have a lot of shame surrounding sex or they have some fundamental view that a woman is property.

 

[Admin.]

"Established relationships" means exclusive committed relationships. I mean I have had 6

Why would I give a wild ass fuck if my "readers" believe me? Yes H im well aware that some of my "readers" have a need to view me as promiscious while also imagining i am also ASHAMED of being promiscious. I rarely, if ever discuss my⁹ sexual habits.....and yet, they are a favored topic.

I think its funny, however, if you must know.....i am not particularly moved by patriarchal sexual standards that place women on the level of an appliance a man installs into his life that "gives" him sex and the ones with the lowest "use" are better. A womans body isnt real estate for a man.

I keep sex to committed relationships for ethical reasons. Because intimate connections are not a game. Im a nasty, dirty, passionate person and i love sex. I love doing it. Thinking about it. Everything about it. And sex is one the few things I am 100 percent present in.

No amount of tsk tsking or attempted slut shaming is gonna make me feel bad. Even if ive had 12 dicks or 50 dicks. I just feel like men who do this have a lot of shame surrounding sex or they have some fundamental view that a woman is property.

Werdz!!!!

 

[Admin.]

@Frood I didn't know your name was Peter, but it somehow seems appropriate. I hope you recovered ok, and don't have to wear a colostomy bag or anything.

 

[Joe]

"Established relationships" means exclusive committed relationships. I mean I have had 6

Why would I give a wild ass fuck if my "readers" believe me? Yes H im well aware that some of my "readers" have a need to view me as promiscious while also imagining i am also ASHAMED of being promiscious. I rarely, if ever discuss my⁹ sexual habits.....and yet, they are a favored topic.

I think its funny, however, if you must know.....i am not particularly moved by patriarchal sexual standards that place women on the level of an appliance a man installs into his life that "gives" him sex and the ones with the lowest "use" are better. A womans body isnt real estate for a man.

I keep sex to committed relationships for ethical reasons. Because intimate connections are not a game. Im a nasty, dirty, passionate person and i love sex. I love doing it. Thinking about it. Everything about it. And sex is one the few things I am 100 percent present in.

No amount of tsk tsking or attempted slut shaming is gonna make me feel bad. Even if ive had 12 dicks or 50 dicks. I just feel like men who do this have a lot of shame surrounding sex or they have some fundamental view that a woman is property.

Uneeda a blog to yourself, not just a forum @Dove.

There simply enough room in this forum nor gigabytes available to accommodate all of your posts.

Still I enjoy reading your long winded rants. They're fun ta read. lol

 

[Holliday 3000]

"Established relationships" means exclusive committed relationships. I mean I have had 6

Why would I give a wild ass fuck if my "readers" believe me? Yes H im well aware that some of my "readers" have a need to view me as promiscious while also imagining i am also ASHAMED of being promiscious. I rarely, if ever discuss my⁹ sexual habits.....and yet, they are a favored topic.

I think its funny, however, if you must know.....i am not particularly moved by patriarchal sexual standards that place women on the level of an appliance a man installs into his life that "gives" him sex and the ones with the lowest "use" are better. A womans body isnt real estate for a man.

I keep sex to committed relationships for ethical reasons. Because intimate connections are not a game. Im a nasty, dirty, passionate person and i love sex. I love doing it. Thinking about it. Everything about it. And sex is one the few things I am 100 percent present in.

No amount of tsk tsking or attempted slut shaming is gonna make me feel bad. Even if ive had 12 dicks or 50 dicks. I just feel like men who do this have a lot of shame surrounding sex or they have some fundamental view that a woman is property.

It's okay if you don't want to answer.
I know how you love to go into detail about things
so I was just giving you an opportunity while
not assuming it was any of my business
- which it isn't.

 

[Dove]

It's okay if you don't want to answer.
I know how you love to go into detail about things
so I was just giving you an opportunity while
not assuming it was any of my business
- which it isn't.

So you continually bring up my sexual habits (what you imagine they are) to give me an opportunity to NOT talk about my sexual habits. Makes sense. What YOU want is to do is turn normal exchanges into some slut shaming BS where you call me a whore and you want me to feel bad.

Those of you who do this DO very much want to discuss me having sex...but in a degrading manner that you feel attacks my value. Kind of like how some men cannot just appreciate a womans beauty but need to punish it.

Men are such fucking loonies. Here is how it works. If you want to make sexual comments towards me and you do so a number times, dont be shocked when I fire off a short essay on how much I love sex and how frequently im having it.

Im the one giving the "outs" here when I dismissed the first 15 "Dovey is a whore" themed comments.

Next one is gonna be longer and more graphic. I write Erotica, dont test me :D

 

[Fredricka]

Are you writing a book?

Yes, I'm writing my forum memoirs

 

[Frood]

Yes, I'm writing my forum memoirs

The Cheese Vagina Monologs?

 

[Fredricka]

The Cheese Vagina Monologs?

No, I won't write lies frood

 

[Holliday 3000]

an opportunity to NOT talk about my sexual habits. Makes sense.

I know how you love to go into detail about things
so I was just giving you an opportunity

No, an opportunity to talk about them, but no one is forcing you to.

Here is how it works. If you want to make sexual comments towards me

...but then personally I've never done that. In fact I don't find you the least bit desireable.

I write Erotica,

...I write comedy, and sometimes that takes the form of a simple question and the rest writes itself.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Yes, I'm writing my forum memoirs

Dont forget to include all the times I rang rings round you and humiliated you.

 

[Fredricka]

Dont forget to include all the times I rang rings round you and humiliated you.

It'll be fact ,not fiction crookie

 

[Cookie Monster]

So you continually bring up my sexual habits (what you imagine they are) to give me an opportunity to NOT talk about my sexual habits. Makes sense. What YOU want is to do is turn normal exchanges into some slut shaming BS where you call me a whore and you want me to feel bad.

Those of you who do this DO very much want to discuss me having sex...but in a degrading manner that you feel attacks my value. Kind of like how some men cannot just appreciate a womans beauty but need to punish it.

Men are such fucking loonies. Here is how it works. If you want to make sexual comments towards me and you do so a number times, dont be shocked when I fire off a short essay on how much I love sex and how frequently im having it.

Im the one giving the "outs" here when I dismissed the first 15 "Dovey is a whore" themed comments.

Next one is gonna be longer and more graphic. I write Erotica, dont test me :D

Ive seen and done more shit than you can imagine, I was security in a fetish club for 3 years.

So I am impervious to your Blah. You write eRoTiCa? Go for it frumpy.

 

[Cookie Monster]

It'll be fact ,not fiction crookie

That is what I'm talking about, not your usual delusional lying.

 

[Fredricka]

That is what I'm talking about, not your usual delusional lying.

What lies? Nobody can ever seem to answer that question

 

[Cookie Monster]

What lies? Nobody can ever seem to answer that question

Put a sock in it Frumpricka and try to stay on topic.