Does Eating Watermelon...

[Flynn]

...make me a nigger? Look, I love watermelon. Especially, watermelon hearts. I try to get the one's with giant black seeds. I could sit out on my front stoop, and eat a whole watermelon, you know, the big oblong one's that look like @Jack 's head.

Given the racial history America has, watermelon to more ignorant minds are always associated with niggers, blacks, darkies, porch monkeys, X, and a whole slew of sub-human insults. Personally, if me taking a giant ass bite out of some sweet, juicy watermelon makes me a nigger, then soooo be it. Given all the watermelon I've eaten in my life, I guess I'm one of the biggest niggers out here besides, @MANCID RILKO .

Finally, if eating something makes someone call you a racial name like, "nigger," then you should wear it with pride that a lesser mind thinks you're a nigger because you like watermelon and BBQ Baby Back Ribs.

Who else will be a nigger with me? Lets all be niggers. Lets all eat watermelon and drink malt liquor. I'm starting a charter Nigger Club. We'll go around listening to hip-hop, eating watermelon, and only speaking in Ebonics. Here are all the new members who have already had their applications approved. This list has some of the biggest nigger names out here. Here they are the newest members of Flynn's Nigger Club! Congrats!

@Jack
@Alticus
@fromHELL
@Larry Loungelizard
@The New Holliday
@Admin.
@MANCID RILKO
@Cookius Monstarius
@realgrimm

 

[The New Holliday]

I like watermelon so much I make watermelon juice - that is I juice the watermelons.
. Perhaps it was that which contributed to my extraordinary basketball skills,
other speculations seeming less likely.

PS: I don't know about your racial makeup, Flynntard, but I do know yer en idjit.

 

[Flynn]

I like watermelon so much I make watermelon juice - that is I juice the watermelons.
. Perhaps it was that which contributed to my extraordinary basketball skills,
other speculations seeming less likely.

PS: I don't know about your racial makeup, Flynntard, but I do know yer en idjit.

*Golf Clap*

Such uplifting words from one of the Nigger Club's newest member.

 

[The New Holliday]

*Golf Clap*

Such uplifting words from one of the Nigger Club's newest member.

Hey, retard, you have been a Kennel Club member forever.
. All of you little ankle gumming pooches make me grin.

PS: Fried chicken ain't bad either every few years.

 

[Flynn]

Hey, retard, you have been a Kennel Club member forever.
. All of you little ankle gumming pooches make me grin.

PS: Fried chicken ain't bad either every few years.

You can't even post straight.

You certainly are a nigger of the finest caliber.

 

[The New Holliday]

You can't even post straight.

You certainly are a nigger of the finest caliber.

You're getting a little high on my ankle there, Flynntard.

 

[Flynn]

You're getting a little high on my ankle there, Flynntard.

In your dreams monkey man.

 

[The New Holliday]

In your dreams monkey man.

...and yet agumming you go.

 

[Flynn]

...and yet agumming you go.

And a-jerking-you-go-go.

 

[The New Holliday]

And a-jerking-you-go.

Yeah, I'm jerkin you around.

 

[Flynn]

Yeah, I'm jerkin you around.

Because that what niggers do.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Ok, if I'm going to be a n-word, then I'd like to think about changing my handle to some goofy sounding rap name.

Maybe LL Uncool, Lay Z, or Lawrence of Suburbia.

Thoughts?

 

[The New Holliday]

Because that what niggers do.

Ah, and that's why you hate us.
...because we make a fool of you.
Run along...post at the Blue Trasheeew
..and that won't happen.
Bye.

 

[The Cuntess]

I love that word!

 

[The New Holliday]

Ok, if I'm going to be a n-word, then I'd like to think about changing my handle to some goofy sounding rap name.

Maybe LL Uncool, Lay Z, or Lawrence of Suburbia.

Thoughts?

LawrenceLawnChairLiztard? LLCL? Mastuh LLCL?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

LawrenceLawnChairLiztard? LLCL? Mastuh LLCL?

Good choice.

 

[The New Holliday]

Good choice.

Maybe Mastuh El L CL for like some black hispanic flavor.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Maybe Mastuh El L CL for like some black hispanic flavor.

Si senor.

 

[The New Holliday]

Si senor.

You see how easy it was to compleeeetely take over this thread from that freekin retard Flynntardo Negre.

 

[Fredricka]

I love watermelon these days, I get the baby ones cuz I'm thebonly one that eats it in my house. It doesn't matter what colour you are, it's good for, eat it up

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You see how easy it was to compleeeetely take over this thread from that freekin retard Flynntardo Negre.

I think your ghetto handle should be Holly Daze.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Or how about Holly Not Litely

 

[Fredricka]

Or how about Holly Not Litely

......trying hard not to be mean to poor spasticated larry, god help his soul........

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Fucked Up Fred is perfect.

 

[Joe]

Never cared much for watermelon.
It's a bit to watery fer me. Messy too.

 

[Flynn]

Ok, if I'm going to be a n-word, then I'd like to think about changing my handle to some goofy sounding rap name.

Maybe LL Uncool, Lay Z, or Lawrence of Suburbia.

Thoughts?

To be the n-word, you must first say and embrace the n-word.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

To be the n-word, you must first say and embrace the n-word.

Fine.

Necrophilia.

There, I said it.

 

[Flynn]

Fine.

Necrophilia.

There, I said it.

No, Larry.

You must say the word...N.I.G.G.E.R.

 

[Flynn]

Never cared much for watermelon.
It's a bit to watery fer me. Messy too.

Ya don't much care for tampons either, but ya need those on a monthly basis still, dontcha?

Shut up.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

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