Don't Ever Call A Syrian Cab Driver Bro

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Took a cab home from the grocery store and I said "Hi bro, just going uptown." In a coarse way he replied: "I am not your bro. I'm Syrian and work very hard." Jeez Louise, take a pill man. I was going to tip the cock $5.00 but not after that.
 

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Took a cab home from the grocery store and I said "Hi bro, just going uptown." In a coarse way he replied: "I am not your bro. I'm Syrian and work very hard." Jeez Louise, take a pill man. I was going to tip the cock $5.00 but not after that.
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Took a cab home from the grocery store and I said "Hi bro, just going uptown." In a coarse way he replied: "I am not your bro. I'm Syrian and work very hard." Jeez Louise, take a pill man. I was going to tip the cock $5.00 but not after that.

Why do you take a taxi from the grocery store?

Do you not own your own vehicle?
 
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Maybe he was having a bad day.
Good morning Lotus. How are you?

I can appreciate that which is why I never made a federal case out of it, but he's still taking my money for a service and should at least try to remain civil.
 

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Good morning Lotus. How are you?

I can appreciate that which is why I never made a federal case out of it, but he's still taking my money for a service and should at least try to remain civil.
Of course he should have. But, still. I mean, I loved my students and was trying my best, always, to serve them, but there were some days I was pushed to my limits.

So I always try to let go of it when people are shitty to me, cuz you just don't know what they're going through.

And I'm pretty good. How are you this fine afternoon?
 
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Of course he should have. But, still. I mean, I loved my students and was trying my best, always, to serve them, but there were some days I was pushed to my limits.

So I always try to let go of it when people are shitty to me, cuz you just don't know what they're going through.

And I'm pretty good. How are you this fine afternoon?
Pretty good thanks. I'd be better if Tyson had of won that bout with Paul.
 

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So I always try to let go of it when people are shitty to me

In what Fantasy World does that happen?

I have seen you on here telling stories about how you "put people in their place" when they do not treat you with respect.

Were you lying then or now?
 
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It seems weird not to have a vehicle when it provides so much convenience.

There must be a reason.

Why do you not own a vehicle?
Well Prowler, not all of us have the money to own a car. I know this may seem shocking to someone who rides around in a sportscar but it's true.
 

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Well Prowler, not all of us have the money to own a car. I know this may seem shocking to someone who rides around in a sportscar but it's true.

So your financial position does not allow it.

I just put my Corvette up on my 4-post lift for the winter. So I will not be riding around in a sportscar for a while either.
 
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So your financial position does not allow it.

I just put my Corvette up on my 4-post lift for the winter. So I will not be riding around in a sportscar for a while either.
So you have a choice of driving it in the summer or winter. Must be a real bitch having options.
 

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It seems weird not to have a vehicle when it provides so much convenience.

There must be a reason.

Why do you not own a vehicle?

So your financial position does not allow it.

I just put my Corvette up on my 4-post lift for the winter. So I will not be riding around in a sportscar for a while either.
 

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You know Prowler it's posts like this one of yours that makes me wish we had a 'retard' emoji available to use as a reaction.

So you do not think that you have options?

Or did you have someone else in mind?

Just name the person who does not have options and I will tell you some options that they have.
 

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Did @Alticus ask you for your self aggrandizement?

Eat shit and sleep next to your fat wife.

He thinks it is "retarded" to say that everyone has options.

Surely he can defend his position by naming one person who does not have options.

Why do you feel the need to rush to his aid? Do you regard Alticus as a person unable to stand up on his own?
 

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He thinks it is "retarded" to say that everyone has options.

Surely he can defend his position by naming one person who does not have options.

Why do you feel the need to rush to his aid? Do you regard Alticus as a person unable to stand up on his own?

Alticus doesn't owe anyone explanations or discussion.

Figure that out.
 
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