Eating when shopping?

Alticus

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I opened a bottle of Pepsi to take a drink at Walmart once. As long as you tell them to scan the bottle with the rest of your groceries at the checkout it's not illegal.
 

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I was buying a dozen eggs at the market last week and I opened the carton to check for broken ones…..one egg was missing :eyeRoLL: so many questions…

where did it go? Who would take one egg? What were they planning on doing with it?
 

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No.

Try to develop the minimum amount of impulse control needed, unless your slamming on bandaids to stop from bleeding out I dont care about your excuses.
 

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I wasn't thinking about that at the time. I also wash my hands after brining groceries in.

You should. I can only imagine all the nasty crap on those handles. Even when I use wet ones or sanitizer tissues the stores offer, I still feel dirty.
 
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You should. I can only imagine all the nasty crap on those handles. Even when I use wet ones or sanitizer tissues the stores offer, I still feel dirty.

I cut my teeth in public health working in communicable diseases. I've been a bit germ phobic for decades. I get the heebee jeebies with door handles, shopping carts, elevator buttons, etc.
 

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I cut my teeth in public health working in communicable diseases. I've been a bit germ phobic for decades. I get the heebee jeebies with door handles, shopping carts, elevator buttons, etc.

Me too! Me too! I have trouble eating pizza in restaurants with my hands. I always use a fork and knife after inspecting them for five minutes.
 
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Me too! Me too! I have trouble eating pizza in restaurants with my hands. I always use a fork and knife after inspecting them for five minutes.

Buffets suck. Touching the same utensils, people breathing and maybe even sneezing on the food...fuuuuck that.
 

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Buffets suck. Touching the same utensils, people breathing and maybe even sneezing on the food...fuuuuck that.

That's why I never go to Buffets. Germ city, and God knows how long the "food" has been sitting under the heat lamps.
 

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LMAO ...
I eat anything I feel like, do you know how many times I've bought fruit or veggies that didn't taste right and were binned, ffs the bag charge ??? as if bags werent incorporated into the cost since caveman days ... the inflated saleries of these CEO's .... the constant grab to get my money, eXample 2 jars of suace for 4.99 or a single one for 4.00, FUCK YOU ! put the one jar 2 fiddy ffs

fuck them all .
 

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Used to when Bulk Barn used to be in the stores , always ate a few of the flavored toffees

In all honesty they were like .03 each at the beginning


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When I go to Walmart if there's a lot of people there, I get two of the really big red bulls that are like 5$ each and I drink them while I'm shopping and when I finish them I just stick them behind some shit in the aisle. Yeah I'm that guy if you ever seen an open can of Redbull/monster in the aisle. As for eating, I never really like to eat when i'm standing and walking around, just like to drink 5$ cans of Redbull, and I never ever pay for them. I just drink them and walk around like I own them or walked in with them and while I"m grabbing other shit I just set them down and keep it moving.
 

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The only bitch of it is after I drink 2 of them and I'm ready to check out I have to sometimes stand ina line for like 10-20 minutes while i'm vibrating from the drinks.
 

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I wouldn't eat something befofe paying but see nothing wrong with it like when you have little kid's with you so long as you pay!
 

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I've worked in some ghetto and white trash stores. It would be aggravating to see chicken wing bones and cherry pits and whatever the fuck scattered throughout the meat department.
 

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Some say - eat before grocery shopping.
. I know what I need whether hungry or not.
Junk food is not a temptation.
Overeating never a mission.
 

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Most supermarkets here have signs asking people to not do that or "taking samples"

But once in a while you'll witness a hungry child chugging a yogurt or something like that
 
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