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- 769
- Location
- Shangri La
Ever Been Caught Jerking Off?
- Thread starter Alticus
- Start date
BTW, that was a facebook page, so, you know, the posters' real names are right there.
- Reaction score
- 769
- Location
- Shangri La
You know, a while ago I was trying to reach an old friend who I found on Facebook...went to leave them a message...could not do w/o registering. So I tried to do that, and it wants a video of me so it can verify I'm a real person.
Like, even so, how would they know I'm real...right?
So, no message sent. So sad.
Really? Wow. I did not know they do that. Maybe they only do it to known trolls?
- Reaction score
- 769
- Location
- Shangri La
...suspicious characters anyway.
That's the world we live in. Can't send a personal message w/o being given the third degree.
It's been a thing for awhile. I never joined FB with a real account in the beginning because the company was heavy on ex spooks in the private sector. I said no thanks and told everybody I knew to avoid like the plague.... years later, they apologized to me for thinking I was retarded for saying it to them.
I've used all the apps but eventually you realise that the safest way to communicate is with a whisper in the ear in the middle of a corn field while wearing wide brimmed hats and nothing else, or you use a Swiss paid email and VPN service, talk in riddles, and hope they haven't offered Intel agencies backdoors like an upper echelon escort who doesn't do anal but....if the threat of death and the trade off in tips are big enough, they'll turn a blind brown eye....
Flynn
LionHeart Diva
- Reaction score
- 3,073
- Location
- Medina, Washington
Same can be said about...YOU.
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Flynn
LionHeart Diva
- Reaction score
- 3,073
- Location
- Medina, Washington
Or in your case the dude, right Alticus?
100 percent virgin until Daddy made you his little bitch. When he died so did your cock and your asshole as it was sewn up by Mommie. Now all you have in this life is porn. Kill yourself fake Canadian, believer in a bullshit God hacker. World would be so much better without you in it SON.
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Alticus
MR. EXCITEMENT
- Reaction score
- 5,449
- Location
- Los Santos
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Alticus
MR. EXCITEMENT
- Reaction score
- 5,449
- Location
- Los Santos
Hey man! How's tricks?
- Reaction score
- 3,525
- Location
- In a kakistocracy
STFU Flynnsey Clancy
Flynn
LionHeart Diva
- Reaction score
- 3,073
- Location
- Medina, Washington
Go trim your shitty weed dipshit.
- Reaction score
- 3,525
- Location
- In a kakistocracy
Go trim your french bushy pussy, Flynnsquatch
Flynn
LionHeart Diva
- Reaction score
- 3,073
- Location
- Medina, Washington
You're such a piece of shit.
Your only comeback is a vulgar reply which deals with your perversions.
Perverted fuck.
Flynn
LionHeart Diva
- Reaction score
- 3,073
- Location
- Medina, Washington
Who?
This is like the third name you've accused me of being. Get your stories straight.
- Reaction score
- 3,525
- Location
- In a kakistocracy
I barely gave you hygiene advice, Smellerella
Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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- 4,094
- Location
- Redneckistan
Trimming the bearded clam isn't exactly hygiene though... it's aesthetics. If hygiene is what you were aiming for you should have made it a reference to douching or some other cleansing ritual. A subtle allusion to the stench of her unirrigated cock holster wouldn't have gone amiss.
Maybe it's because I was born in the Jurassic but I like at least some fur on a lady's bits. The totally shaved thing is weird to me, like are they *trying* to look pre-pubescent? Not gonna lie that kinda gives me the ick.
Flynn
LionHeart Diva
- Reaction score
- 3,073
- Location
- Medina, Washington
Fuck off Chris Hansen bait.
Adam
Now taking Ethno-State applications
- Reaction score
- 2,445
- Location
- Kehlsteinhaus
Have to disagree there Garraty. Its definitely more hygienic to shave off pubic hair. Obviously a bit is ok, but a thick 70's Lotusbutt-esque type bush is not only less hygienic, it makes eating pussy a lot less pleasant (unless you don't mind getting pubes in your mouth) and not as pretty to look at.
- Reaction score
- 2,213
- Location
- Chicagoland
I like a nice little landing strip of fur. It's stimulating.
Adam
Now taking Ethno-State applications
- Reaction score
- 2,445
- Location
- Kehlsteinhaus
- Reaction score
- 82
- Location
- Kansas City
Step father caught me. Didnt knock, just walked into my room and saw it all. He turned pale white and ran back out. CLOSING THE DOOR. He's not a perv, never looked at me like that, he's just nerdy and since that night, he knocked everytime lol, so things work out for the best sometimes :)
Woman under 40 still have that softy downy feel down there unless they've shaved/waxed the hell out of it.... then it goes steel wool pad, and only gets more mangy opossum/rabid raccoon on a humid steamy day like.
Keep it soft or lose it ladies. We don't need no Betty Rubble stubble rash on our chins.
You act like a girl fingering herself is not at equal risk.
Good luck with that Babe.
The world is a big place and we are all prone to human.
Caught by being caught by posting driven by guilt.
Where have those fingers been?
Sticky. Very sticky. You peach.
I'd fall for your nose ring then realize it's faux & free river to sea is not for you & me.
Tell me I'm wrong. I double dog dare ya.
You're a real person but the demands of being a real person climb with each iteration of AI & data collection.
Be not afraid. Embrace the suck.
I give my email for discount then ignore every email spam.
Warrior code cleaves through bullshit.
They don't even know what we are capable of.
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