Executive Order #2026_0001 (official)

[The Associate]

Me badsky: Great Conjunction

A "Great Conjunction" is the celestial alignment and apparent meeting of the planets Jupiter and Saturn in the night sky. [

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Astronomy Facts

• • Frequency: They meet roughly every 20 years as Jupiter overtakes Saturn in its orbit. [
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  • Proximity: The physical spacing between them varies. Rare alignments—like the one in December 2020—bring them exceptionally close together, appearing almost as a single bright star. [
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  • Orbit Math: Saturn takes about 30 years to orbit the Sun, while Jupiter takes 12 years, creating a repeating 400-year and 800-year geometric rhythm against the zodiac. [
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• The "great conjunction" and US presidential deaths are linked through a piece of folklore known as the Curse of Tippecanoe or the 20-year zero-year conjunction cycle. [
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  The Theory of the Cycle
  • • What it is: A great conjunction is when Jupiter and Saturn align in the night sky. This alignment happens roughly every 20 years. [
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    • The Pattern: For over a century, US presidents elected or re-elected in a year ending in zero (starting with William Henry Harrison in 1840) died in office. Astrologers note that these years frequently align with the Jupiter-Saturn conjunction. [
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    • The Presidents: Victims of the curse include William Henry Harrison (1840), Abraham Lincoln (1860), James A. Garfield (1880), William McKinley (1900), Warren G. Harding (1923, close to a conjunction year), Franklin D. Roosevelt (1940), and John F. Kennedy (1960). [
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I already thought you were a goofy little dingbat; you didn't have to put a Scotch-tape bow on it with that astrology shit.

 

[Fredricka]

I already thought you were a goofy little dingbat; you didn't have to put a Scotch-tape bow on it with that astrology shit.

I'm sure he's completely bothered by what you think, donation danny

 

[Adam]

Donation Danny LOL.... Queefy/The ASSociate doesn't post much these days.

Shame, I was starting to warm to him slightly.

 

[Fredricka]

Donation Danny LOL.... Queefy/The ASSociate doesn't post much these days.

Shame, I was starting to warm to him slightly.

Let's hope he's off somewhere making good money on his he man porn

 

[Adam]

Let's hope he's off somewhere making good money on his he man porn

X'ypoo should consider donating some of his shekels to the guy.

 

[The Associate]

I'm sure he's completely bothered by what you think, donation danny

Jealous? Perhaps one day someone will be bothered by what you think - although it's far more probable that we'll all be shocked IF you think.

 

[Fredricka]

Jealous? Perhaps one day someone will be bothered by what you think - although it's far more probable that we'll all be shocked IF you think.

Jealous of what? Your toad like figure? Or the fact that you're skint?

 

[The Associate]

Jealous of what?

Perhaps that my IQ is measured in three digits. I feel comfortable posting that because you won't understand what it means.

 

[Fredricka]

Perhaps that my IQ is measured in three digits. I feel comfortable posting that because you won't understand what it means.

All that intellect and the only thing you can post is you're stupid and shut up. And what kind of idiot posts their home address on a troll forum?

 

[Flynn]

And what kind of idiot posts their home address on a troll forum?

 

[Flynn]

Question: Did The Associate finally get a job?

 

[Frood]

....he got a blow job from Admin.

 

[Flynn]

....he got a blow job from Admin.

Did he get paid?!

 

[Frood]

Did he get paid?!

Admin did it for a Capri Sun and a regular size slim jim....

 

[Flynn]

Admin did it for a Capri Sun and a regular size slim jim....

So he got a raise?

 

[Frood]

So he got a raise?

Till it blew in his mouth and it went limp again.

 

[Flynn]

Hi Lily! @Piccininni

 

[Fredricka]

Hang on isn't piccininni me?

 

[Frood]

 

[Flynn]

Hang on isn't piccininni me?

???

 

[Flynn]

Now along with Palm Beach Pete, we have Seamajor-stein? Tell me it ain't true, Sea!

 

[Frood]

 

[Flynn]

Moo-COW!!!!

 

[Frood]

Ask and you will receive...

 

[Holliday 3000]

Did he get paid?!

Why, Piccaweenni? You want to know how your prices compare?

 

[Frood]

Why, Piccaweenni? You want to know how your prices compare.

Pico-weeny is apparently Fat Lily.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Pico-weeny is apparently Fat Lily.

Flynn. fact.

 

[Flynn]

Why, Piccaweenni? You want to know how your prices compare?

You sound upset, Hollifake, why is that?

 

[Flynn]

Flynn. fact.

That the best you got?

Bitch.

 

[Holliday 3000]

One thing you can say for Oak, but not Flynn...
...she's actually female, such as she it.