BrothaSwilf
Factory Bastard
- Messages
- 666
- Location
- Paradise Lost and FFound
@UncleDiLF .. this is brother. we can't reunite and rebuild our relationship or family. I MUST GO. MUST MOVE ON in search of our beloved brother Execution for he has been held captive and torture for months by that ABOMITABLE LEGION!! he always took all his monies and SYTHENOL(OR WHATEVER THE SPELLING TO IT IS) OR BROTHER NEEDS IT OR HE WILL DIE!!
I have few clues but the first one is in Orillia, Ontario. Thats the last known place he had his SYTHENOL 4-4-4 days ago. There are many a lake and river in this region I may be gone DAYS or longer.
Second clue comes near Bobcaygeon, Ontario. Thats where he was lasted spotted when he "bumped" into a high school drop out hooker. Very hot and delicious looking I might add. Many lakes and rivers to search and I might have time to camp and fish too. It may take weeks. Ugh
Last my pussy scented him in Lake Nipissing!!! GOOD PLACE TO FISH and camp..
So I must go on this HELLISH JOURNEY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!! I must find our brother or get drunk enough to sleep life all away in sorrows. Not sure which BUT I WILL FIND HIM
I don't know when I will be back. Take care.. I really mean it. If I find him I expect you to pay 1 million DOLLARS. THANKS you're the best Barbie Slayer lol
I have few clues but the first one is in Orillia, Ontario. Thats the last known place he had his SYTHENOL 4-4-4 days ago. There are many a lake and river in this region I may be gone DAYS or longer.
Second clue comes near Bobcaygeon, Ontario. Thats where he was lasted spotted when he "bumped" into a high school drop out hooker. Very hot and delicious looking I might add. Many lakes and rivers to search and I might have time to camp and fish too. It may take weeks. Ugh
Last my pussy scented him in Lake Nipissing!!! GOOD PLACE TO FISH and camp..
So I must go on this HELLISH JOURNEY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!! I must find our brother or get drunk enough to sleep life all away in sorrows. Not sure which BUT I WILL FIND HIM
I don't know when I will be back. Take care.. I really mean it. If I find him I expect you to pay 1 million DOLLARS. THANKS you're the best Barbie Slayer lol