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Some people are one trick ponies. Other people.might find it fun for a little while, but after a year, maybe not so much.
 

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Am I being stupid or dont men and women's hands look substantially different.
Dude he poasted some ham hocked mitts, after we teased the fuck outta him for hours about these sausagey digits he calmly claimed “oh those are my wife’s hands” true story he threw her under the bus so fast it was hysterical LOL
 

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Dude he poasted some ham hocked mitts, after we teased the fuck outta him for hours about these sausagey digits he calmly claimed “oh those are my wife’s hands” true story he threw her under the bus so fast it was hysterical LOL
Good times
 

HeadOn!

Apply DIRECTLY to the forehead!
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HeadOn! Apply DIRECTLY to the forehead!
"You're FIRED!"
"You can't fire me, I QUIT!"
"You can't quit, I quit!"
"You can't quit, you're a FROG!"
"You can't frog me, you're my WIFE!"
"I'm not YOUR wife, you're MY wife!"
"Oh, hey, honey, how was work?"
"Pretty good, but I quit my job!"
"You can't quit your job, you're FIRED!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"
 

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"You're FIRED!"
"You can't fire me, I QUIT!"
"You can't quit, I quit!"
"You can't quit, you're a FROG!"
"You can't frog me, you're my WIFE!"
"I'm not YOUR wife, you're MY wife!"
"Oh, hey, honey, how was work?"
"Pretty good, but I quit my job!"
"You can't quit your job, you're FIRED!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!"
How did you get hold of the jack being fired pm's?