MasterBlaster
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Does she know you talk about her here so much?
First World Problems.
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Except for the occasional trip to Disney World or dad world in Yakima, we have been hip to hip for 18 years. When I fart she knows what I had for breakfast. The Goddess would be upset if I didn't talk about her.
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This is funny since I always thought the word maven had a feminine connotation and thus I thought Damaged Maven was a female......lol
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That's so wrong on so many levels, but the one I take particular offense with is
Where's Grumpy?
Where's Grumpy?
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Bastards!!
MasterBlaster
Rest In Peace Boyd
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I'd go John Wick on all their sorry asses.
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Picking up my cleaner later as her little boy has a hospital appointment, that means I’ve got to make my own bed and wash up my cups, life ain’t easy in the west.
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I will never understand why the poodle thinks 03:00 is the best time to go for a sniff and a poop.
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When the Goddess stumbles onto the porch at 03:00 she turns on the 75 watt light, not understanding why it annoys me . She wonders why since I'm night blind I don't welcome the light. It's not the darkness; it's the glare that I can't see through. Tomorrow I'm buying a 15 watt bulb.
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I need to do some banking, so I have to switch to my lappy, so stressful all these gadgets, if only I lived in a mud hut with nothing.
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KMN!!!
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Why do I pay council tax if I have to go in every room emptying all the bins, the bust men should come in and do it, and take my rubbish out, and wipe out all the bins, it just shouldn’t be allowed.
MasterBlaster
Rest In Peace Boyd
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Whoa - that's rough... dunno how you can take it!
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AIDS drugs cost $8 monthly in Australia. In the US the same formulation is $2000. Why? Because the CEO of Gilead makes $98M a year and not a penny less. So fuck you, that's why.
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Me too lol. Maybe he's a cuckold sissy that lets the "goddess" spank his ass and bang him with a strap on lol.
Just kidding @Damaged Maven!
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NTTAWWT....
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What??
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Work it out. Word by word. Google would be cheating.
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Damn it! What would it hurt for you just to tell Me??
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OK. Just because I like you and I have patience. Not that there's anything wrong with that....
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I'm lost now......
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Damnit you two are ruining this thread
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Well I tried, but I'm just one guy in a white man's world. NTTAWWT.
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What is this thread even about anyway?
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Annoying stuff. But I am sorry that I pissed you off. (N)ot (T)hat (T)here's (A)nything (W)rong (W)ith (T)hat....
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I thought my comment was pretty funny.......given the topic of the thread......
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You didn't piss me off bub I just didn't know what that meant lol
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Vixey bear you always make me laugh! I love your sense of humor!I thought my comment was pretty funny.......given the topic of the thread......
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