First World Problems.

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
Elite Bastards
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324
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37.27, -76.7
#62
Does she know you talk about her here so much?
Except for the occasional trip to Disney World or dad world in Yakima, we have been hip to hip for 18 years. When I fart she knows what I had for breakfast. The Goddess would be upset if I didn't talk about her.
 

Vile_Vixen

Inappropriate Behavior Coordinator
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836
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Purgatory
#63
This is funny since I always thought the word maven had a feminine connotation and thus I thought Damaged Maven was a female......lol
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
Elite Bastards
Messages
324
Location
37.27, -76.7
#65
That's so wrong on so many levels, but the one I take particular offense with is

Where's Grumpy?
 

Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
Elite Bastards
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4,550
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Plowonida
#68
Picking up my cleaner later as her little boy has a hospital appointment, that means I’ve got to make my own bed and wash up my cups, life ain’t easy in the west.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
Elite Bastards
Messages
324
Location
37.27, -76.7
#69
I will never understand why the poodle thinks 03:00 is the best time to go for a sniff and a poop.
 

Damaged Maven

A little older and a little stupider than most.
Elite Bastards
Messages
324
Location
37.27, -76.7
#70
When the Goddess stumbles onto the porch at 03:00 she turns on the 75 watt light, not understanding why it annoys me . She wonders why since I'm night blind I don't welcome the light. It's not the darkness; it's the glare that I can't see through. Tomorrow I'm buying a 15 watt bulb.
 

Swamp-Duck

There are only so many tomorrow’s
Elite Bastards
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4,550
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#71
I need to do some banking, so I have to switch to my lappy, so stressful all these gadgets, if only I lived in a mud hut with nothing.
 
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