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Damaged Maven

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Does she know you talk about her here so much?
Except for the occasional trip to Disney World or dad world in Yakima, we have been hip to hip for 18 years. When I fart she knows what I had for breakfast. The Goddess would be upset if I didn't talk about her.
 

Damaged Maven

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That's so wrong on so many levels, but the one I take particular offense with is

Where's Grumpy?
 

Swamp-Duck

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Picking up my cleaner later as her little boy has a hospital appointment, that means I’ve got to make my own bed and wash up my cups, life ain’t easy in the west.
 

Damaged Maven

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I will never understand why the poodle thinks 03:00 is the best time to go for a sniff and a poop.
 

Damaged Maven

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When the Goddess stumbles onto the porch at 03:00 she turns on the 75 watt light, not understanding why it annoys me . She wonders why since I'm night blind I don't welcome the light. It's not the darkness; it's the glare that I can't see through. Tomorrow I'm buying a 15 watt bulb.
 

Swamp-Duck

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I need to do some banking, so I have to switch to my lappy, so stressful all these gadgets, if only I lived in a mud hut with nothing.
 

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Why do I pay council tax if I have to go in every room emptying all the bins, the bust men should come in and do it, and take my rubbish out, and wipe out all the bins, it just shouldn’t be allowed.
 

Damaged Maven

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AIDS drugs cost $8 monthly in Australia. In the US the same formulation is $2000. Why? Because the CEO of Gilead makes $98M a year and not a penny less. So fuck you, that's why.
 

Damaged Maven

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This is funny since I always thought the word maven had a feminine connotation and thus I thought Damaged Maven was a female......lol
Me too lol. Maybe he's a cuckold sissy that lets the "goddess" spank his ass and bang him with a strap on lol.
Just kidding @Damaged Maven!
NTTAWWT....
What??
Work it out. Word by word. Google would be cheating.