Except for the occasional trip to Disney World or dad world in Yakima, we have been hip to hip for 18 years. When I fart she knows what I had for breakfast. The Goddess would be upset if I didn't talk about her.
When the Goddess stumbles onto the porch at 03:00 she turns on the 75 watt light, not understanding why it annoys me . She wonders why since I'm night blind I don't welcome the light. It's not the darkness; it's the glare that I can't see through. Tomorrow I'm buying a 15 watt bulb.