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it's full ... :) christine is on it too .. stephen king, i hope they throw "apt pupil" on someday .. i need to buy it a new normally .. if i make a finish line ..
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The Goddess spent $250 at Costco, and now we have to organize the pantry, the Norge, and the freezer to store all this shit.
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Dammit shoelace just broke ,now I have to pick what pair of shoes I need to take the replacement lace from..le sigh
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I had to go to Family Dollar for women's granny paanties.
Don't ask....
Don't ask....
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Washed my truck and now it's raining.
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I can’t decide between ice cream or a box of after 8 , maybe I’ll mash them up together, it’s so hard having the munchies and all those decisions to make..
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I don't have to ask everyone knows you wear granny panties you filthy slut.
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Hey, have a little respect. She's been dead 20 years.
Her panties rotted away several years ago....
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Sorry about that,so who was that old bag you torn them off of ?
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Same bag, just easier to get to the naughty bits....
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Watchdog refuses to allow 'health food porn' advert on air before 9pm
Rowan Adams, director of the raunchy advert promoting Swisse Me's fruit smoothies, said 'this isn't just any food porn commercial - it is a health food porn commercial'
A new commercial for healthy fruit smoothies has been called too rude for TV.
Dubbed 'health food porn' by its makers, the 30-second advert has got censors hot under the collar, calling for it to be screened after dark.
The commercial, accompanied with a jaunty whistling soundtrack, sees a medley of fruit seductively handled and ending with a jet of fruit smoothie erupting from a pouch.
It begins with a shot of a pert pair of avocados, followed by an upright length of banana being stroked with a single female finger and a man plunging two fingers into a juicy orange.
The advert progresses with sensual images of an apricot being prised open, a man cupping a pair of hairy kiwi fruits, and running his finger over a bulbous avocado stone.
As a banana rises into view, dripping in honey, smoothie juice drips from the centre of a strawberry.
The final scenes show a lemon and avocado squeezed with vigour, a banana break in half, and a geyser of smoothie flying over raspberries and blueberries which lay on a bed of spinach leaves.
The TV advertising governing body Clearcast said "sexual innuendo involving genitalia, breasts and porn" is likely to push the advert well after the 9pm watershed.
After reviewing the advert, the watchdog confirmed it would be only available to air during late-night TV.
The 30-second spot was made by health food brand Swisse Me to promote the ingredients in their range of ready-to-drink smoothies.
Nykkea Maretic, from Swisse Me, said: "There's nothing more natural than getting a mouthful of fruit, which is exactly what our smoothies are packed with.
"All the goodness, with none of the filth.
"We can deliver them straight to your letterbox too, in case you want to be discreet.
"We know how tricky it is to get in daily vitamins and minerals, so we've made it super easy with handy smoothies in 12 deliciously naughty flavours."
The advert's director Rowan Adams added: "This isn't just any food porn commercial - it is a health food porn commercial
After reviewing the advert, the watchdog confirmed it would be only available to air during late-night TV.
The 30-second spot was made by health food brand Swisse Me to promote the ingredients in their range of ready-to-drink smoothies.
Nykkea Maretic, from Swisse Me, said: "There's nothing more natural than getting a mouthful of fruit, which is exactly what our smoothies are packed with.
"All the goodness, with none of the filth.
"We can deliver them straight to your letterbox too, in case you want to be discreet.
"We know how tricky it is to get in daily vitamins and minerals, so we've made it super easy with handy smoothies in 12 deliciously naughty flavours."
The advert's director Rowan Adams added: "This isn't just any food porn commercial - it is a health food porn commercial."
Rowan Adams, director of the raunchy advert promoting Swisse Me's fruit smoothies, said 'this isn't just any food porn commercial - it is a health food porn commercial'
A new commercial for healthy fruit smoothies has been called too rude for TV.
Dubbed 'health food porn' by its makers, the 30-second advert has got censors hot under the collar, calling for it to be screened after dark.
The commercial, accompanied with a jaunty whistling soundtrack, sees a medley of fruit seductively handled and ending with a jet of fruit smoothie erupting from a pouch.
It begins with a shot of a pert pair of avocados, followed by an upright length of banana being stroked with a single female finger and a man plunging two fingers into a juicy orange.
The advert progresses with sensual images of an apricot being prised open, a man cupping a pair of hairy kiwi fruits, and running his finger over a bulbous avocado stone.
As a banana rises into view, dripping in honey, smoothie juice drips from the centre of a strawberry.
The final scenes show a lemon and avocado squeezed with vigour, a banana break in half, and a geyser of smoothie flying over raspberries and blueberries which lay on a bed of spinach leaves.
The TV advertising governing body Clearcast said "sexual innuendo involving genitalia, breasts and porn" is likely to push the advert well after the 9pm watershed.
After reviewing the advert, the watchdog confirmed it would be only available to air during late-night TV.
The 30-second spot was made by health food brand Swisse Me to promote the ingredients in their range of ready-to-drink smoothies.
Nykkea Maretic, from Swisse Me, said: "There's nothing more natural than getting a mouthful of fruit, which is exactly what our smoothies are packed with.
"All the goodness, with none of the filth.
"We can deliver them straight to your letterbox too, in case you want to be discreet.
"We know how tricky it is to get in daily vitamins and minerals, so we've made it super easy with handy smoothies in 12 deliciously naughty flavours."
The advert's director Rowan Adams added: "This isn't just any food porn commercial - it is a health food porn commercial
After reviewing the advert, the watchdog confirmed it would be only available to air during late-night TV.
The 30-second spot was made by health food brand Swisse Me to promote the ingredients in their range of ready-to-drink smoothies.
Nykkea Maretic, from Swisse Me, said: "There's nothing more natural than getting a mouthful of fruit, which is exactly what our smoothies are packed with.
"All the goodness, with none of the filth.
"We can deliver them straight to your letterbox too, in case you want to be discreet.
"We know how tricky it is to get in daily vitamins and minerals, so we've made it super easy with handy smoothies in 12 deliciously naughty flavours."
The advert's director Rowan Adams added: "This isn't just any food porn commercial - it is a health food porn commercial."
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Finally got hold of a window cleaner , coming this afternoon, how I’ve suffered looking through dirty windows...
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i want to shut my windows off, day and night DARKNESS inside .. dimmed light when alone, it is the best .. does good on eyes and brain at times, thinking changes after days in the dark.. used to love it ... reminds me i need to do mine ..
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My mask is stinky, and I can't go out to get more.
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wash it, or dip it in a bowl with soap or washing machine detergent .. let it dry, finished or on stove on towel ... get new ones ..
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Don’t suppose it’s any good booking a holiday, July August, don’t think I’ll chance it, maybe in the uk, Cornwall, probably just get to paddle in the Thames this year...
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go to skeggs !! lol ..
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mountain bike and race along with cars, holding on, in the middle of a road ongoing and goin traffic.. exciting but be careful, honking and skidding cars.
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Kitchen full of food and still dunno what to eat, them starving Africans should count themselves lucky they don’t have such hard decisions to make...
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i guess .. same here, i found i got heavely disrupted, i start to avert from food .. and find it eww ..
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i even have food to throw away pretty soon, i think lol ..
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