Former President Joe Biden diagnosed with prostate cancer

[jack]

President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, his personal office announced on Sunday.

"Last week, President Joe Biden was seen for a new finding of a prostate nodule after experiencing increasing urinary symptoms," read a statement released by the president's personal office. "On Friday he was diagnosed with prostate cancer, characterized by a Gleason score of 9 (Grade Group 5) with metastasis to the bone."

"While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management," the statement continued. "The President and his family are reviewing treatment options with his physicians."

 

[Admin.]

Like the Professor said, nobody dies from “old age”

 

[X]

Fuck JACK the perv, do you sit in fronna the pooter in hopes of nabbing stories and being first?? HAHAHAHAAA. dork!

 

[Lily]

I wouldn't wish cancer on my worst enemy. I don't think he's going to survive this, but who knows.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Poor Old Joe. I wish him the best.

I'm sue Hunter can get him the best drugs to ease his way.

 

[jack]

Fuck JACK the perv, do you sit in fronna the pooter in hopes of nabbing stories and being first?? HAHAHAHAAA. dork!

Why dont you do the board a favor and fall on something sharp repeatedly?

Cocksucking Uberboy.

 

[X]

Why dont you do the board a favor and fall on something sharp repeatedly?

Cocksucking Uberboy.

 

[The Associate]

TYDAFOS, fool. In the event you haven't figured out the acronym:

Throw Yourself Down A Flight Of Stairs

 

[Admin.]

It might be mildly interesting to find out what happened to X he used to be a more likable goofball, now he’s angry and hateful

 

[X]

TYDAFOS, fool. In the event you haven't figured out the acronym:

Throw Yourself Down A Flight Of Stairs

 

[The Associate]

Less crying, more flying.

I know you'll be tired when you get to the top, but really get a good long running start. I want to read a news article suffused with awe at how much hang time you got before you hit the steps and started tumbling and crumbling like a meat slinky.

 

[X]

Too perverty didn’t read

 

[The Associate]

Too perverty didn’t read

So get Weeg's nuts off your chin, that ought to make it easier.

 

[X]

Omg, it responded… I feel so dirty, like my cock was verbally touched
Fuck off creepr !!!!

 

[The Associate]

Omg, it responded… I feel so dirty, like my cock was verbally touched

No one but Weeg wants to read your bizarre fantasizing -- and from what I hear, even Weeg doesn't unless he's in full Norman Bates getup and calling himself 'Momma'. Go find your little "play pal."

 

[X]

Is it still here?

 

[Garraty_47]

"Prostate cancer" sure is a funny way to spell "dementia" but I guess they can't start telling the truth now. The lie is too old and too gnarly to be killed with anything less than a tactical nuke.

It's a shame Jill Biden will never be held accountable for her part in all of this but hey, this is 'Murica... we don't do accountability for a certain class of psychopaths. Instead we give them book deals and speaking fees and invite them onto talk shows where we let them spew obviously false narratives without any push-back.

'Murican exceptionalism at its finest.

lulz

 

[Lily]

"Prostate cancer" sure is a funny way to spell "dementia" but I guess they can't start telling the truth now. The lie is too old and too gnarly to be killed with anything less than a tactical nuke.

It's a shame Jill Biden will never be held accountable for her part in all of this but hey, this is 'Murica... we don't do accountability for a certain class of psychopaths. Instead we give them book deals and speaking fees and invite them onto talk shows where we let them spew obviously false narratives without any push-back.

'Murican exceptionalism at its finest.

lulz

So man in his 80s can't suffer from dementia and prostate cancer both?

I did not know that.

 

[Garraty_47]

So man in his 80s can't suffer from dementia and prostate cancer both?

I did not know that.

Is it possible? Yes.

Given the totality of the Biden situation is it even *more* likely they're just lying again to cover the fact that they've been lying for a lot of years? Oh yeah. With bells on.

They dragged Genocide Joe back onto the public stage and almost immediately Jill had to save his demented ass again by commandeering the interview and we all know the longer they paraded Joe in public the worse those moments were going to get but now... aw shucks, Joe's gotta go back into hiding because of an illness that WE PROMISE has NOTHING to do with the fact that his brain is a sack of drunken squirrels.

Puh-leeze.

 

[Admin.]

Is it possible? Yes.

Given the totality of the Biden situation is it even *more* likely they're just lying again to cover the fact that they've been lying for a lot of years? Oh yeah. With bells on.

They dragged Genocide Joe back onto the public stage and almost immediately Jill had to save his demented ass again by commandeering the interview and we all know the longer they paraded Joe in public the worse those moments were going to get but now... aw shucks, Joe's gotta go back into hiding because of an illness that WE PROMISE has NOTHING to do with the fact that his brain is a sack of drunken squirrels.

Puh-leeze.

Who gives a fuck, America survived and in most metrics thrived during his tenure. He is out of office now, try to focus on the present and the presents implications for the future

 

[Lily]

Is it possible? Yes.

Given the totality of the Biden situation is it even *more* likely they're just lying again to cover the fact that they've been lying for a lot of years? Oh yeah. With bells on.

They dragged Genocide Joe back onto the public stage and almost immediately Jill had to save his demented ass again by commandeering the interview and we all know the longer they paraded Joe in public the worse those moments were going to get but now... aw shucks, Joe's gotta go back into hiding because of an illness that WE PROMISE has NOTHING to do with the fact that his brain is a sack of drunken squirrels.

Puh-leeze.

You seem angry.

 

[Admin.]

You seem angry.

He's just jumping on the Trump deflection lets talk about the retired guy bandwagon.

 

[Garraty_47]

You seem angry.

Any 'Murican who's been paying attention to our government for more than five minutes and *isn't* angry has something fundamentally wrong with them.

And yes, I've been pissed off since the 1980s.
Even the fact that so few have also been angry pisses me off as well.

In my not so humble opinion it's fully justified, thank you very much.

 

[Lily]

Any 'Murican who's been paying attention to our government for more than five minutes and *isn't* angry has something fundamentally wrong with them.

And yes, I've been pissed off since the 1980s.
Even the fact that so few have also been angry pisses me off as well.

In my not so humble opinion it's fully justified, thank you very much.

We had Reagan that was demented and Nancy ran shit.

Somehow, Joe and Jill Biden are worse?

While Reagan was exchanging arms for drugs, and completely fucking up Central America?

I guess I can see how some things are worse than others.

 

[Garraty_47]

We had Reagan that was demented and Nancy ran shit.

Somehow, Joe and Jill Biden are worse?

While Reagan was exchanging arms for drugs, and completely fucking up Central America?

I guess I can see how some things are worse than others.

What are you even on about?

Raygun has been gone for literally decades. Why would I focus on him him now if the conversation wasn't revolving around prior presidential fuckheads? I did that venting AT THE TIME it was happening. The Bidens are a *current event* (by their own choice; nobody made them hit the talk show circuit) which is why I complain about them now ...wait for it... AT THE TIME it's happening.

Fucking hell.

 

[Admin.]

What are you even on about?

Raygun has been gone for literally decades. Why would I focus on him him now if the conversation wasn't revolving around prior presidential fuckheads? I did that venting AT THE TIME it was happening. The Bidens are a *current event* (by their own choice; nobody made them hit the talk show circuit) which is why I complain about them now ...wait for it... AT THE TIME it's happening.

Fucking hell.

^Something a covert simp for Trump would say.


BREAKING NEWS: Joe Biden is out of office now, it's time to move forward.

 

[Lily]

What are you even on about?

Raygun has been gone for literally decades. Why would I focus on him him now if the conversation wasn't revolving around prior presidential fuckheads? I did that venting AT THE TIME it was happening. The Bidens are a *current event* (by their own choice; nobody made them hit the talk show circuit) which is why I complain about them now ...wait for it... AT THE TIME it's happening.

Fucking hell.

Who said focus?

Yeah, no one. Joe is gone and will be dead soon. Then who will you be angry at?

Schumer, Pelosi, Buttigieg? Anyone but Trump, right?

 

[Alticus]

I don't really care for the man's politics but I wouldn't wish that horrible disease on anyone.

 

[Garraty_47]

Who said focus?

Yeah, no one. Joe is gone and will be dead soon. Then who will you be angry at?

Schumer, Pelosi, Buttigieg? Anyone but Trump, right?

Why not all of the above?
It's not as if they all don't deserve it.

As for disparaging Genocide Don... that lane's pretty well taken around here innit. Frankly I'm just not a big "me too" fan.

 

[Garraty_47]

BTW y'all missed a golden opportunity to note that Raygun had cancer not only in his ass but on his nose too.

The rectocranial inversion jokes wrote/write themselves.

Just sayin'.