Happppppy NEW 2019

Big Sexy

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Here's to an awesome new year!

Do you believe in resolutions?
Im stopping chewing jawbreaker this year! I've lost 3 teeth over the last 19 months and Im hooked.

Starting fresh
 

Jeannie

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my new yr rez will be the same as it is every yr - no more typing shorthand w/ too many acronyms and lack of punctuation on social media
it lasts a week b4 i fail lol
 

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Is everybody drinky poo ??
 

TheHaze

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See Dick drink
See Dick drive
See Dick crash
See Dick die
>>> DON'T BE A DICK<<<

If you are going to drink then don't drive and if you are going to drive then don't drink and see you all next year !
HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU BUNCH OF BASTARDS !!!
 

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Plus you'll hit a bump and spill your drinky poo .....
 

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