Merry Christmas and happy 2019

[Fashionista]

Wishing everyone all the best of the holiday season and a healthy and prosperous 2019.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Merry Holiday... Merry Christmas ffs!

 

[Ice]

Wishing all you bastards a Merry Christmas..

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Happy holidays.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Fuck the daze.

 

[TheHaze]

 

[TheHaze]

IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT.


8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow

woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's

voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it

could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man-women-person asked why I didn't just

make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the

carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures

with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is

white.

8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear

a burka.

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of

the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a

domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with

eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the

difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and

am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist,

homophobe, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during

difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken

by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the

street demanding for me to be beheaded.


MORAL:


THERE IS NO MORAL TO THIS STORY. IT IS WHAT WE HAVE BECOME.

And at the risk of being politically incorrect ......MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

 

[knife wielder]

tl;dr

 

[Jeannie]

 

[Ice]

Brings a tear to my eye..

ahh hmm nah just kidding.

 

[X]

 

[Scooter]

 

[TheHaze]

 

[Scott]

:Cheers:

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I’m starting to get hyped lol

Merry Christmas to everyone that doesn’t call it “holidays”

 

[Big Sexy]

Merrrrrry christmas

Loved this shit when I was a kid

Couldn’t sleep

 

[Mr. Whipple]

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas ...get to bed early tonight :ROFL:

 

[X]

 

[X]

 

[Sharona]

How are the Herald Angels sing glory to the newborn King.

 

[CorsetKat]

I am too exhausted to even recognize the holidays.

 

[TheHaze]

X-Mas 1966- - - - - - -

 

[Ice]

Just got home from a six hour drive from the kids/grandkids place and we had a great Christmas..So many laughs and chuckles until our sides hurt.:LOL2:
Hope all you bastards had a good one too.:ThumbsUp2:

 

[Ice]

And then Grandpa said "Pull my finger" ..:LOL2:

 

[TheHaze]

 

[realgrimm]

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Christmas adverts already?

:LOL1:

 

[TheHaze]

 

[Scott]

X-Mas 1966- - - - - - -

I'm gonna take a big chance and guess that's an artificial tree unless there's the elusive "tropical pine" I'm unaware of. :Grin3:

 

[Scott]

I am too exhausted to even recognize the holidays.

I couldn't imagine the cold months without the cheery milestones of Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas to look forward to as winter would just be a miserable abyss to endure without roping ourselves until the spring thaw.