Merry Christmas, Bastard Factory

[Alticus]

I hope my brother still gets me my Quality Street chocolates. He usually gets them for me every year but they've went up $5.00 in price since last year.

 

[Bastard Factory]

So Aussies have their air conditioners cranking when they open Christmas presents?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

So Aussies have their air conditioners cranking when they open Christmas presents?

Brazoolians certainly do

At least the ones that can afford the electrical bill

 

[Seamajor]

Ticos absolutely do.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

All I want for Christmas is a big old thunder and lightning storm.... to get pictures....

please make it happen God!~

We've been getting lots of those here lately

 

[Sharona]

No, I will NOT wrap all the presents. Why r women still responsible for the holiday joy?

#Metoo2022
#feminism
#modernwomen
#christmasrant"

 

[Lily]

No, I will NOT wrap all the presents. Why r women still responsible for the holiday joy?

#Metoo2022
#feminism
#modernwomen
#christmasrant"

I have lived mostly with males in my life, I have a son and two stepsons, an ex and a current partner. Christmas presents, on purpose, were wrapped in all sorts of "interesting" paper and often, when the boys were teens, taped with duct tape. They thought that was funny. Now my partner tries, but it still a hot mess.

I don't want ugly shit in my house for Christmas. I want the joy. They don't mostly give a shit. That's why.

 

[Murdy]

I don’t want anything for Christmas. I’m taking my kiddos on a vacay since we lost my dad. I might buy a Porsche after we get back… who knows.

But this year I’ll be on the beach daily grieving my daddy and thanking God for the man who stood by my side so I could speak at my fathers celebration of life and who made a wonderful impression on both kids that night at his wake. My heart is full.

Happy & Merry everyone xoxo

 

[Blurt]

Working my fingers to the wishbone on Christmas day, cooking for the masses.

Making every breast and every thigh count for Jeebus.

 

[Blurt]

Happy Holidays, ya wankers!

 

[Murdy]

You are a desperate tramp who drives across the country to hook up with a guy like HFB.

You do not have many options.

Hahahaha!!!!

I lived in St Lous 13 years ago when I had that affair with HFB. He lived iin WI and I had a suit in Chicago for an event with friends. I ordered room service while I enjoyed a bubble bath after he went to NASCAR with his sons. I was married to an officer at that point and he threw money at me and bought me things to make up for all the games and the lies…. I can’t lie, Channel boots are wonderful.

HFB had a big thick shaft and 5 children he adored. I loved that about him.

But Farmer’s cock was bigger and after 2 years, I almost fell in love. I just don’t do WIFE.

 

[Omnipotent]

Murdy, are you sitting on a fortune?

My aunties used to say that to me....lol,.... Its not meant to be polite.

All the money on the planet could not get me to sell my body...

 

[Murdy]

Murdy, are you sitting on a fortune?

My aunties used to say that to me....lol,.... Its not meant to be polite.

All the money on the planet could not get me to sell my body...

It’s not polite and I’m a lady.

 

[Murdy]

All the money on the planet could not get me to sell my body...

I have never taken my clothes off for money. I would not disgrace my grandfather or father like that.

I have done lots of crazy shit for freeeeee tho lol

But I’m married now…. Not legally yet tho. I found my person and he is wonderful.

 

[The Prowler]

I found my person and he is wonderful.

I will take "Impossible Tales" for $1000 Alex.

 

[Omnipotent]

It’s not polite and I’m a lady.

Lady Murdock... has a good ring to it.

Farmer came to my pm at CO and told me he liked you and wanted to meet you but was too shy about it. I said go ask her, he did but I never knew what happened after.

What happened?

 

[The Prowler]

Farmer came to my pm at CO and told me he liked you and wanted to meet you but was too shy about it. I said go ask her, he did but I never knew what happened after.

What happened?

Hahaha!!!

If a guy shows interest in Murdock, she jumps into a car and drives to him to get on her knees before he loses interest.

 

[Omnipotent]

I feel guilty I gave him permission to ask Murdy out.

sad...

 

[Murdy]

I feel guilty I gave him permission to ask Murdy out.

sad...

Farmer?

Oh Cas, I loved the 2 years I spent in PM with him. He was like the most delicious slow song dance in a kitchen.

OMG he made me melt with that southern boy charm. I could never regret him.

 

[The Prowler]

They both nearly stroked out

Yeah, they were not exactly fit.

Haha!!!

 

[Kitty Zhang]

Merry Christmas folks!

So cute.

 

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[cw_]

Merry Christmas To All

 

[realgrimm]

Merry Christmas..

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Incognito2u]

Merry Christmas!