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[Seamajor]

Is DD talking about Cadillac Culo?

 

[Murdy]

I recently saw a picture of you, that was posted on another site, of what you look like when you go to a beach.

Was this chop depiction alluded to be before or after Joo ate my pussy like shrimp fried rice?

 

[The Prowler]

chop depiction

No edits necessary.

pussy like shrimp

Better hygiene habits might fix your condition.

 

[Murdy]

No edits necessary.


Better hygiene habits might fix your condition.

Bitch pubbbbwweeese. I’m an upper westside snob.

 

[The Prowler]

I’m an upper westside snob.

You are a desperate tramp who drives across the country to hook up with a guy like HFB.

You do not have many options.

Hahahaha!!!!

 

[The Prowler]

I lived in St Lous 13 years ago when I had that affair with HFB. He lived iin WI and I had a suit in Chicago for an event with friends. I ordered room service while I enjoyed a bubble bath after he went to NASCAR with his sons. I was married to an officer at that point and he threw money at me and bought me things to make up for all the games and the lies…. I can’t lie, Channel boots are wonderful.

HFB had a big thick shaft and 5 children he adored. I loved that about him.

But Farmer’s cock was bigger and after 2 years, I almost fell in love. I just don’t do WIFE.

Wow.

You are a mess of a person.

 

[Murdy]

Wow.

You are a mess of a person.

I’m such a fucking hot mess.

You should light yourself on fire and run to the hills and save yourself!!!

Lady Murdock... has a good ring to it.

Farmer came to my pm at CO and told me he liked you and wanted to meet you but was too shy about it. I said go ask her, he did but I never knew what happened after.

What happened?

I almost loved him Cas. But he lied.

 

[Murdy]

Wow.

You are a mess of a person.

You said I drove cross country for cock.

I drove 2 hours to attend a baby shower and got some dick delivered to my hotel.

 

[The Prowler]

I almost loved him Cas. But he lied.

Yeah, guys tend to do that when they have zero respect for the slut they are using for cheap sex.

If it makes you feel any better, he probably feels terrible about himself.

 

[Omnipotent]

Yeah, guys tend to do that when they have zero respect for the slut they are using for cheap sex.

If it makes you feel any better, he probably feels terrible about himself.

Where is your compassion Prowler?

 

[The Prowler]

Where is your compassion Prowler?

Oh, I feel sorry for both HFB and Farmer.

Victims of being so clumsy with women that they had to resort to banging an online slut just to get some release.

I can just imagine how bad the poor fuckers felt about themselves.

 

[Murdy]

Oh, I feel sorry for both HFB and Farmer.

Victims of being so clumsy with women that they had to resort to banging an online slut just to get some release.

I can just imagine how bad the poor fuckers felt about themselves.

They both nearly stroked out mid 3rd PM.

I’ll send them your condolences.

 

[Big Sexy]

Who the fuck wants to read through all this arguing?

Back to Christmas

 

[Blurt]

This thread already is about ho' ho' ho's, Rubes.

 

[Dove]

Oh, I feel sorry for both HFB and Farmer.

Victims of being so clumsy with women that they had to resort to banging an online slut just to get some release.

I can just imagine how bad the poor fuckers felt about themselves.

They were both actively married. Living with their spouses. Farmer and Bryan. Bryan is more like....common law married to my understanding. Farmer a sort of serial cheater who was monkey branching from Lemon to whatever woman excited him. I was on his radar before I left Florida.....but I reinforced the "I think you are really cool guy and we can be friends but I'm going through a lot at the moment".....not a lie. I was freshly dating my husband.

So then he swung Murds way. Than the Bryan thing. Everyone in this orgy was actively married. Living with their spouses.

The whole fucking shit show climaxed (no pun intended) with hard copies being threatened to be sent to spouses and other spouses being contacted. Bryan calling me at 6 am screaming and crying.

Just a lot going on with all that lol.

I was sitting on this side lines of this circus just kinda.....giving back pats and relationship advice that no one ever listens to but really should.

 

[Dove]

Was this chop depiction alluded to be before or after Joo ate my pussy like shrimp fried rice?

Is this why his "dick was broke"...aka....he wasnt really that interested in you but you kinda laid it on thick enough to get a pity fuck from a man struggling to stay hard?

You know his dick worked just fine the last I had it. I had a few years with him.....dick worked fine for me. He also drove to see me. More than once. I never spent a dime on shit either....he never let me.

Maybe it's not him....but you?

By the way this is what he said about that fantasy you shared

"Hahahahaha. I just saw where murd said I ate her pussy like shrimp fried rice. Bitch is dreaming. I never went near that pillsbury cameltoe with my mouth"

So I guess this grand Big pussy eating you got happened in the same alternate reality where I've been PMing you nonstop. The most honest thing you've said here is that your pussy is like shrimp fried rice.

Not to be crude....but Alphonso looks like he would leave a flavor. *gag*

 

[X]

Yeah, guys tend to do that when they have zero respect for the slut they are using for cheap sex.

If it makes you feel any better, he probably feels terrible about himself.

I feel like you wanna let loose on your wife but can't so you take it out on the ladies here...

 

[Blurt]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suppose that Dovey believes that it is a far superior state of affairs to be actively married than to be passively married.

Conservative women will save America. And cook the pork roast to perfection.

 

[Dove]

And there goes Blurt with his cheap seat snipes trying to make sure he maintains his honorary membership in the meany girth girls club.

Blurt, I know it angers you that I am a real woman while you are a poorly fashioned and cheap imitation unworthy of so much as a made in China label for your efforts but this ankle pelting with your handbag is really becoming tedious.

 

[Garraty_47]

And there goes Blurt with his cheap seat snipes trying to make sure he maintains his honorary membership in the meany girth girls club.

Blurt, I know it angers you that I am a real woman while you are a poorly fashioned and cheap imitation unworthy of so much as a made in China label for your efforts but this ankle pelting with your handbag is really becoming tedious.

You shouldn't dismiss or belittle sniping.
It can be very effective and fun as hell.

There's nothing quite like happening upon the perfect shot and seeing your unsuspecting target's head suddenly explode from a well-aimed and/or perfectly timed snipe.

Not all shots hit or carry enough momentum to cause damage, of course.
But the ones that do... oh man. Things of beauty.

Anyone can pilot a ham-fisted troll or spray out an adverb- and adjective-laden pseudo-flame but sniping done well is an actual skill and should be respected even if the person doing it is not.

 

[Admin.]

You shouldn't dismiss or belittle sniping.
It can be very effective and fun as hell.

There's nothing quite like happening upon the perfect shot and seeing your unsuspecting target's head suddenly explode from a well-aimed and/or perfectly timed snipe.

Not all shots hit or carry enough momentum to cause damage, of course.
But the ones that do... oh man. Things of beauty.

Anyone can pilot a ham-fisted troll or spray out an adverb- and adjective-laden pseudo-flame but sniping done well is an actual skill and should be respected even if the person doing it is not.

And when your fee fees get hurt, you can block the mean person, right?

 

[Dove]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suppose that Dovey believes that it is a far superior state of affairs to be actively married than to be passively married.

Conservative women will save America. And cook the pork roast to perfection.

Why dont you ask Murd what it means since shes the slut shamer who magically has moral issues with cheating?

Actively married means you are living with your spouse and lying and messing around with other people.

The other ....we will say "passively married" since you find that clever, would be separated and telling truth. Not being deceptive and conniving.

Which seems to be far more morally offensive to a certain someone here who cannot get laid without discussing it for years online. You know. The person who will e fuck everyone and sleep with posters from the internet while playing sanctimonious judge of others who do similar but far less?

If you guys didnt have hypocrisy and hate though you probably wouldnt have a personality at all. You cant lift yourselves without pushing down others, it's pretty sad for people over 40. Js.

Maybe provide some moral guidelines on what is acceptable sex and what is not. I guess sex becomes immoral when you dont vote for democrats and dont cosign marxist narratives?

 

[Dove]

And when your fee fees get hurt, you can block the mean person, right?

If you actually hurt Garratys "fee fees".....he wouldnt have put you on ignore.

You are trying to insult people who made an art form out of cyber roasting people and being roasted.

Up your game. Than he will give you attention. He views you as a mindless partisan gnat to be waved away in favor of more interesting people.

 

[X]

Why dont you ask Murd what it means since shes the slut shamer who magically has moral issues with cheating?

Actively married means you are living with your spouse and lying and messing around with other people.

The other ....we will say "passively married" since you find that clever, would be separated and telling truth. Not being deceptive and conniving.

Which seems to be far more morally offensive to a certain someone here who cannot get laid without discussing it for years online. You know. The person who will e fuck everyone and sleep with posters from the internet while playing sanctimonious judge of others who do similar but far less?

If you guys didnt have hypocrisy and hate though you probably wouldnt have a personality at all.

If you actually hurt Garratys "fee fees".....he wouldnt have put you on ignore.

You are trying to insult people who made an art form out of cyber roasting people and being roasted.

Up your game. Than he will give you attention. He views you as a mindless partisan gnat to be waved away in favor of more interesting people.

Like I see you LOL

 

[Adam Hitler]

You shouldn't dismiss or belittle sniping.
It can be very effective and fun as hell.

There's nothing quite like happening upon the perfect shot and seeing your unsuspecting target's head suddenly explode from a well-aimed and/or perfectly timed snipe.

Not all shots hit or carry enough momentum to cause damage, of course.
But the ones that do... oh man. Things of beauty.

Anyone can pilot a ham-fisted troll or spray out an adverb- and adjective-laden pseudo-flame but sniping done well is an actual skill and should be respected even if the person doing it is not.

Let me introduce you to @Joe .... this widely misunderstood, harmless fellow, has riled Blurt up to levels you couldn't imagine, beyond even my trolling capabilities.

I suppose we all have that one person, whether online or offline, who knows exactly how to push our buttons and cause that Lulzy explosive reaction.

 

[The Prowler]

I feel like you wanna let loose on your wife but can't so you take it out on the ladies here...

Murdock is no lady.

 

[Dove]

Like I see you LOL

Maybe. You cant actually do anything with it though.

Everytime I start with a bit of slap and tickle you roll over and cry about "werdz".

You are always "bored" because you are boring, X.

If you could express your disapproval in a more creative and stimulating manner we could really have something here.

But alas. Impotence.

 

[Dove]

Murdock is no lady.

The sluttiest slut shamer in all the lands!

She "resents" me because I typically only sleep with men who genuinely want me. **coughBigcough**

 

[Dove]

Blurts resentment towards conservative women (though he cant really identity conservative women....every woman right of Stalin is a con) is explained by Vice



We are sexy and have spread extremism with our hotness.

No joke. That's their problem. And they butthurt that women exist who are happily married and raising their own children. How dare women reject 9 to 5 slavery. And we make it look appealing which is horrible and extremist.

 

[The Prowler]

Let me introduce you to @Joe .... this widely misunderstood, harmless fellow, has riled Blurt up to levels you couldn't imagine, beyond even my trolling capabilities.

Senile @Joe is here trying to make friends.

His activity here is 95% of his social contact.

Only on a troll forum could frustratingly stupid be considered an asset!!! Hahaha!!!