Happy Father’s Day Dudes!

[Admin.]

I do say cock biter.

Are you sure you’re not a Pee Wee Hitler alt?

 

[Flynn]

Are you sure you’re not a Pee Wee Hitler alt?

Are you sure there's not a pecker in your mouth?

 

[Admin.]

Are you sure there's not a pecker in your mouth?

Are you a homosexual?

 

[Flynn]

Are you a homosexual?

Why?

Are you saying you'd suck my dick if I had one?

 

[Adam]

Problem is that no female that is conscious, and whose mind is sound, would never let you get intimate with them.

You do realise that this is a double negative?

 

[Admin.]

Why?

Are you saying you'd suck my dick if I had one?

Call 988, please.

 

[jack]

Its a good job I don't have any kids, because I couldn't change a nappy if my life depended on it...

So what do you do when yours is filled up, have mommy change you?

 

[Garraty_47]

Its a good job I don't have any kids, because I couldn't change a nappy if my life depended on it...

I don't have any kids either and changing a nappy isn't that difficult when you get right down to it. I've babysat a few times (long ago of course; nobody my age is squirting out new anklebiters lol) and it was like doing anything for the first time: a few moments of "wtf am I doing?" followed by "oh. that's not so bad".

The real hurdles are the 'yuck' factor and the smell.
Weak stomachs need not apply.

 

[jack]

I don't have any kids either and changing a nappy isn't that difficult when you get right down to it. I've babysat a few times (long ago of course; nobody my age is squirting out new anklebiters lol) and it was like doing anything for the first time: a few moments of "wtf am I doing?" followed by "oh. that's not so bad".

The real hurdles are the 'yuck' factor and the smell.
Weak stomachs need not apply.

LOL with modern diapers it's not a fools gambit.

But I can still do a cloth nappy with pins

I was an orderly in a Vermont Veterans Home for two years. I'm way beyond a "yuck factor"

 

[Lily]

LOL with modern diapers it's not a fools gambit.

But I can still do a cloth nappy with pins

I was an orderly in a Vermont Veterans Home for two years. I'm way beyond a "yuck factor"

It's not the diapers I struggle with, it's the squirming kiddo. My granddaughter doesn't want the diaper, so she goes into this crazy crocodile death spiral roll to avoid getting the diaper put back on...

It's hilarious, but damn...hard to get her pinned down.

 

[Adam]

I don't have any kids either and changing a nappy isn't that difficult when you get right down to it. I've babysat a few times (long ago of course; nobody my age is squirting out new anklebiters lol) and it was like doing anything for the first time: a few moments of "wtf am I doing?" followed by "oh. that's not so bad".

The real hurdles are the 'yuck' factor and the smell.
Weak stomachs need not apply.

Yeah, it's the latter part that I was talking about!

 

[The Prowler]

It's not the diapers I struggle with, it's the squirming kiddo. My granddaughter doesn't want the diaper, so she goes into this crazy crocodile death spiral roll to avoid getting the diaper put back on...

It's hilarious, but damn...hard to get her pinned down.

Try brushing your teeth or at least using some mouthwash and see if her "What the fuck is that horrible smell?" seizures subside...

 

[Flynn]

You do realise that this is a double negative?

Do you realize you are a triple negative?

 

[Flynn]

Call 988, please.

Why?

Are you choking on a dick again?

 

[Admin.]

Why?

Are you choking on a dick again?

Thoughts and prayers sent.

 

[Flynn]

Thoughts and prayers sent.

Yes, to the guy whose dick is "stuck" in your mouth.

 

[Adam]

Do you realise

FTFY.