Happy New Jear Bastard Cracktory

[Flynn]

Wait, do you smell that? Just clicking onto this forum the stench of shattered dreams, social awkwardness, and tubes of the lotion like Vaseline reek like a perfume section at Macys.

Why hello, it’s moi, the dashing, handsome, and feel good story of this community, King Martini, Poofer, Kevin, a man of many names and inches…you know…. down there. The man who put a message board on his back and created so much interest it was hitting social media from the heavy flow of drama I caused over a Nintendo switch. Come to think of it, I should be getting a check for the interest I created. Me. The killer app.

Now, I hope all you retards are having good fortune and positive vibes. Life is too short to hold grudges. So for this new year, yours truly is turning a new leaf, a kindler, gentler Martini. A pallet cleanser, if you will. The aperitif of this community I shall be.

Yes, my underlings, it’s time to take your pants off and relax.

To Flea- she who have me the ball to dribble down the court and slam dunk that shit into flametowne lore, so much so, the rabble still talks about it, may you sleep in an awkward position and your fake ass turn into a pancake. You do know somebody with a lit cigarette can pop those Shit bags, yeah?

To Blandscape- keep doing what your doing, my crown as the GOAT now fits snuggly on top of your pointed head. See, as the best this community, it’s my responsibility to pass on that title, nobody else can do it. Just don’t post no more pictures, your face looks like a nutsack.

To Fox- Let’s stream.

To Caskur- You never got the credit you deserved, but honestly, you are one relentless old bag. A Flame warrior. A hero. The Axle Rose of flaming.

To Fraud- one of the GOATS of trolling and a damn nice guy on top. We shall meet up for drinks one day.

To Bra1n- truly one of the GOATS. The guy who taught me how to edit and let me shit all over anybody with no reprisals. And hint- we never were at odds on these forums, we just trolled the shit out of everyone.

To Evil Blood- The smartest guy this community has ever seen. Living, breathing internet terror. He told me to leave when he did and I should have listened. Nobody better and nobody will ever be on his level.

To Sum Cunt- Too talented for these forums.

IYE- The guy who helped me refine my style. Told me what was funny and to stick to that.

TOE- one of the only guys I stopped what I was doing to read his post. Cool AF for a Canuck.

So, don’t expect me to post, don’t expect any replies. Maybe I’ll make a podcast here and there, but typing out gems to chumps isn’t my idea of creative time spent.

Sham, good luck on the recovery, Flynn, my dick is bigger then yours, Blurto, your dick is bigger then mine, Peaches, Boba Fett was stuck in your sarlacc pit face for 20 years, Lotus, have you ever corn row braided your bush?

Here’s to 2022!!

That's real cute.

Now if you could explain how you have a "dick" when you are one of the biggest pussy's around?

How does that work?

 

[Biggie Smiles]

what is a "regurgitated Pap smear of a human being"?

anyone? Considering we are so close to overturning barbarism and roe vs wade?

 

[Master]

Wait, do you smell that? Just clicking onto this forum the stench of shattered dreams, social awkwardness, and tubes of the lotion like Vaseline reek like a perfume section at Macys.

Why hello, it’s moi, the dashing, handsome, and feel good story of this community, King Martini, Poofer, Kevin, a man of many names and inches…you know…. down there. The man who put a message board on his back and created so much interest it was hitting social media from the heavy flow of drama I caused over a Nintendo switch. Come to think of it, I should be getting a check for the interest I created. Me. The killer app.

Now, I hope all you retards are having good fortune and positive vibes. Life is too short to hold grudges. So for this new year, yours truly is turning a new leaf, a kindler, gentler Martini. A pallet cleanser, if you will. The aperitif of this community I shall be.

Yes, my underlings, it’s time to take your pants off and relax.

To Flea- she who have me the ball to dribble down the court and slam dunk that shit into flametowne lore, so much so, the rabble still talks about it, may you sleep in an awkward position and your fake ass turn into a pancake. You do know somebody with a lit cigarette can pop those Shit bags, yeah?

To Blandscape- keep doing what your doing, my crown as the GOAT now fits snuggly on top of your pointed head. See, as the best this community, it’s my responsibility to pass on that title, nobody else can do it. Just don’t post no more pictures, your face looks like a nutsack.

To Fox- Let’s stream.

To Caskur- You never got the credit you deserved, but honestly, you are one relentless old bag. A Flame warrior. A hero. The Axle Rose of flaming.

To Fraud- one of the GOATS of trolling and a damn nice guy on top. We shall meet up for drinks one day.

To Bra1n- truly one of the GOATS. The guy who taught me how to edit and let me shit all over anybody with no reprisals. And hint- we never were at odds on these forums, we just trolled the shit out of everyone.

To Evil Blood- The smartest guy this community has ever seen. Living, breathing internet terror. He told me to leave when he did and I should have listened. Nobody better and nobody will ever be on his level.

To Sum Cunt- Too talented for these forums.

IYE- The guy who helped me refine my style. Told me what was funny and to stick to that.

TOE- one of the only guys I stopped what I was doing to read his post. Cool AF for a Canuck.

So, don’t expect me to post, don’t expect any replies. Maybe I’ll make a podcast here and there, but typing out gems to chumps isn’t my idea of creative time spent.

Sham, good luck on the recovery, Flynn, my dick is bigger then yours, Blurto, your dick is bigger then mine, Peaches, Boba Fett was stuck in your sarlacc pit face for 20 years, Lotus, have you ever corn row braided your bush?

Here’s to 2022!!

That's real cute.

Now if you could explain how you have a "dick" when you are one of the biggest pussy's around?

How does that work?

Happy New Year, Flynn?

Will you be the dog from those google pics this year?

Woof woof?

 

[Master]

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

 

[RAVEN]

Happy New Year, Fartini :)

 

[LotusBud]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

 

[Omnipotent]

I'm fine with extremes... I was raised to sweat and bundle up. You motherfuckers would cark it...

Cold I can handle with ease! I hate extreme heat, and give you Auzzies credit for being able to handle it...

It's a dry heat and sometimes 24 can be unbearable from very high humidity.... it's all about humidity. When people come here, they stay because there are 100s of good day of weather than not... Hot weather is addictive.

fuck that snow shit...

 

[Frood]

I'm fine with extremes... I was raised to sweat and bundle up. You motherfuckers would cark it...

Cold I can handle with ease! I hate extreme heat, and give you Auzzies credit for being able to handle it...

It's a dry heat and sometimes 24 can be unbearable from very high humidity.... it's all about humidity. When people come here, they stay because there are 100s of good day of weather than not... Hot weather is addictive.

fuck that snow shit...

Snow weather is zero or nearly zero humidity. It's why you can fetch the mail in your undies and tshirt.

 

[Seamajor]

The ones with the penis prosthetic?

 

[Frood]

The ones with the penis prosthetic?

No.....Peaches lost his nose, not his pecker.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I'm fine with extremes... I was raised to sweat and bundle up. You motherfuckers would cark it...

Cold I can handle with ease! I hate extreme heat, and give you Auzzies credit for being able to handle it...

It's a dry heat and sometimes 24 can be unbearable from very high humidity.... it's all about humidity. When people come here, they stay because there are 100s of good day of weather than not... Hot weather is addictive.

fuck that snow shit...

So you're disagreeing with what exactly? Did my comment hurt you or are you hurt on your fwends behalf? Time for your nappy change dear...

 

[Master]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

 

[X]

so much for not replying huh Sylvester

 

[Master]

Learn to read. Thanx

 

[X]

and yet again the no reply

 

[Aylana]

Treat her well, as it's what you should do.

Mine left me, but will still communicate. Basically wants nothing to do with me though. I can't blame her.

Say wha wha, KM

Blandscape is the quintessential, "one post is all that is needed" to bury this fucking gyrating spaztic under his own inflated hyperbole.

if this assclown is the new BF influencer and "content creator", then everyone just died in your arms tonight, we keep lookin' for quality but broken syntax blandscape spam lies all around us and I don't see any hope left.

Must have been something you said.

Blandscape is so good at this, it goes over each and every one of youz guyz heads. He completely shits on all of you and you don’t even catch it.

Now, before I was so rudely interrupted by Fortnite, there was some things I have to finish out;

Wait, why the FUCK is Scoundrel admitting on open forum about talking about another man’s penis? Wasn’t Scoundrel laughed off FT for some invisible drug dealers going to kill ppl or something like that? Fucker will fit in perfectly here.

The BF tiktok- I created a bf tiktok that is actually successful and trending upwards. Last time I checked, it had over 15k followers. It’s mostly game play videos tho and I really don’t think anybody on this forum has the skills I do at FN or CoD. The goal was to transition to posting content from this site, but there really isn’t anything good enough to post. Trolling in gaming is one thing, the shit fest that this place has become is another.

The 300 new follower promise- I am going to do a giveaway and the first 300 ppl who register here and post will get a new FN skin. That’s the easiest way to get traffic and I’m shocked nobody thought of that.

“But KM, little kids play Fortnite”

Actually, the age demo has shifted considerably during the pandemic with 18 to 24 being the biggest demo now. If you look on Twitch, that’s pretty much the core.

So much so, I was playing random squads and had a team of adults who truly sucked balls and carried them to a final 1v1 where they all got wiped by actual players and it was me against a bot who I dropped down to 1 hp then ejected from the match. Not giving a bunch of adults trying to tell me, a highly ranked player on the actual rankings, how to play.

I told them, look me up on tracker, I’m ranked in the top 20 while you crumbs are ranked in the millions. Sucks to be them.

And why is it when you creampie a girl whose name begins with the letter A they suddenly think you have some sort of subliminal bond with them?

"ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT, QUALITY CONTENT"
I'm still waiting on YOU delivering something note worthy instead of bleating on about the "glory days" that clearly weren't all that glorious for you or your other self proclaimed "legends" that nobody out of a bubble of twelve board killers had ever even heard of before... Blandscape shits on nobody here, he spams shit that I don't even read but I suppose you schizos would see that as a fuckin win, you belong in the short bus...
You got a link to this "Tik Tok"? No, didn't think so...

I mean, I could…. But why?

Im not here to entertain what, five? Six ppl? That tiktok you mentioned? I get paid to post on it. There’s a blatant ad that followers shit spammed that has made quite a penny that carried over into other posts.

I also told BF himself I’d give him the keys to it once this place had traction. It doesn’t. But, since we’re going to talk about something other then yours truly, who is going to take it over once I pass it off?

You? Look around you. This place is nothing but a whine fest bore pit stop. That falls on the mods, and no offense, the reason I gave up my panel here is because there’s no fixing it.

Blandscape makes great content. So does Caskur when she feels like it. You need to focus on the actual content creators and phase out the filler. Fox makes dynamic content, he should be featured.

The ppl who can create something that would make some random register and post should be the ppl that you are focusing to build around. But…you don’t. If you read one thread here, you’ve read them all. It wasn’t like that at BH, FC, or F4$. Content is so dummied down right now there’s no way in hell anybody from the past with even a shred of talent will waste time here.

Chrome, somebody who I think is Nozz, and some other BH reject posts on some gaming forum. There’s about five old BH’rs over at Kiwi. I spoke briefly with The Iron Duke a couple months ago, NA is all over Reddit along with Gunzablazin.

I should bring these guys here? I’d be embarrassed. There’s already a few BH’ers here. They don’t post at all and you would be shocked who they were.

So, the only person who has a shot at bringing them here is me.

Make better content. Simple as that.

the main twitchers like xQCoW and cohncarnage play whatever hot game is on steam or the latest PS5/Xbox video game that has the most hype, sometimes days before it's released because they get advance copies.

then you got the lewd gamers like Iron Mouse and Projext melody playing prison break and talking about sniffing assholes in the showers and break out boners, crazy funny commentary while they play these games.

or you got all those weird role players in GTA5 steaming that stuff

the biggest news of 2022 is the release of the Cuphead expansion, that will be the big twich stream when it drops, the rage and cussing will be amazing

and for blandscape, as cunty said, he is a one trick spammer. His ADD/AHD/Autism act is probably not an act. they guy has not written anything since Turd Rail, his poetry is only fit for 4chan and troll boards.

He's probably holding a damp towel between his legs and doing a thigh crunch to replicate the sensation of a girl becoming wet while text spamming like a high school teenager.

He's yells Dovey's name with all the drama of Charles Foster Kane saying "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane.

So yeah, he is the chosen one to lead BF to greatness and save the baby Yoda.

Honestly, he is probably the only one in the "community" who does nothing else in life but live on troll boards because this kind of shit gives him purpose. You saw how giddy and excited he became when he thought there was going to be a match.

I don’t get the hype around XQC.

Not once have I seen him do anything that would make me say “he’s a pro gamer”. I think he was an OW guy back in the day but OW ain’t my game. I worked with a kid who was actually a very good OW player and not once did he ever mention XQC, so that’s that for me.

My pallet on twitch has gotten shorter.

I watch Armouranth because it’s pretty much porn. I paid the 25 bucks once for her to fart into the mic to see if it was something she actually did or if it was a scam.

Long story short- it wasn’t a scam.

I watch Clix who is a god tier FN player shitting on other god tier FN players. Granted, he’s a zero ping player, but the fact he’s pulling off three edits a second is ridiculous.

Im also about to tune into Ranger. On the last map this guy covered an entire city in builds in a minute. An entire city.

I want to say these guys are cheating, but they’re not. You can tell who’s cheating, and cheaters ain’t in arena where epic is actually watching them.

Why isn’t Ninja in arena?
Why isn’t Sypherpk in solos in arena and only plays with a carry?

Cuz they’re cheating. It’s funny how social media just dropped how all the big time streamers who made their names playing Fortnite just dropped the game the second the new anti-cheats were installed. You don’t see Myth getting head shots every shot or courage shooting bending bullets any more. Wonder why.

The new update is a rube. They are bringing back Tilted Towers, one of the best drop spots of all time….along with the Cronus anti cheat. I highly recommend watching Fortnite that day on Twitch. You will see a lot of blank screens.

I don't get the hype around any of that shit.

If your not a gamer, you wouldn’t.

If you like, say, DeNiro in a gangster movie, you’d watch it. Same with streamers.

I’ll watch a kick ass Fortnite player grinding out a dub quicker then I’d watch anything Hollywood has produced recently.

Im not into this whole woke culture being cultivated thru social media. I don’t like the fact the superheroes I grew up with are either gay (Superman and Wonder Woman) now ethnic (Spider-Man and Batman) or are being re-gendered just to appease a small but angry core of dunderheads who are sexually confused.

As a father, I’m not too keen on PLEASE ASS BOX ME! being down graded by Hollywood and marketed as a mental disorder instead of a sick fetish.

I mean, go on kickstarter, there’s over a thousand idiots trying to make “films” about their trials as a transgender. There’s GoFundMe’s where morons are e-begging for money to get the snip.

Sorry, I’ll stick to gaming and watching gaming.

OMG Kickstarter has so many projects that bomb and due to their TOS you can't get your money back when the creators fail to deliver. People asking for funds for video games are usually the worst, the game spends years in development and then they go MIA and you are out the money.

They only thing we funded were a widget fidget toy, couple of books, and a few electronic gadgets.

the first video game we backed bombed and no one got shit or a refund.

did see a kickstarter for a japanese horror visual novel that started a few months ago and decided to fund that since they did have a working steam demo. The game is already set for a Jan release, these guys are based in Australia and have done a great job. but most of that stuff on Kickstarter is woke nonsense, some guy begging for money so the can publish a book where he draws transexual cocks using paint and a brush that is made out of his own pubic hair, crazy shit like that.

 

[Aylana]

Hey KM, here is the rare and exclusive Flea selfie where she is not making a duck face.

awhile back she sent this unreleased, TRF era selfie to everyone who joined "Flea's new and enhanced ass cave".

 

[Frood]

She's beautiful...

 

[Master Pu]

She is.
Regan screws herself,
Yet again.
Lulz

 

[Flynn]

Wait, do you smell that? Just clicking onto this forum the stench of shattered dreams, social awkwardness, and tubes of the lotion like Vaseline reek like a perfume section at Macys.

Why hello, it’s moi, the dashing, handsome, and feel good story of this community, King Martini, Poofer, Kevin, a man of many names and inches…you know…. down there. The man who put a message board on his back and created so much interest it was hitting social media from the heavy flow of drama I caused over a Nintendo switch. Come to think of it, I should be getting a check for the interest I created. Me. The killer app.

Now, I hope all you retards are having good fortune and positive vibes. Life is too short to hold grudges. So for this new year, yours truly is turning a new leaf, a kindler, gentler Martini. A pallet cleanser, if you will. The aperitif of this community I shall be.

Yes, my underlings, it’s time to take your pants off and relax.

To Flea- she who have me the ball to dribble down the court and slam dunk that shit into flametowne lore, so much so, the rabble still talks about it, may you sleep in an awkward position and your fake ass turn into a pancake. You do know somebody with a lit cigarette can pop those Shit bags, yeah?

To Blandscape- keep doing what your doing, my crown as the GOAT now fits snuggly on top of your pointed head. See, as the best this community, it’s my responsibility to pass on that title, nobody else can do it. Just don’t post no more pictures, your face looks like a nutsack.

To Fox- Let’s stream.

To Caskur- You never got the credit you deserved, but honestly, you are one relentless old bag. A Flame warrior. A hero. The Axle Rose of flaming.

To Fraud- one of the GOATS of trolling and a damn nice guy on top. We shall meet up for drinks one day.

To Bra1n- truly one of the GOATS. The guy who taught me how to edit and let me shit all over anybody with no reprisals. And hint- we never were at odds on these forums, we just trolled the shit out of everyone.

To Evil Blood- The smartest guy this community has ever seen. Living, breathing internet terror. He told me to leave when he did and I should have listened. Nobody better and nobody will ever be on his level.

To Sum Cunt- Too talented for these forums.

IYE- The guy who helped me refine my style. Told me what was funny and to stick to that.

TOE- one of the only guys I stopped what I was doing to read his post. Cool AF for a Canuck.

So, don’t expect me to post, don’t expect any replies. Maybe I’ll make a podcast here and there, but typing out gems to chumps isn’t my idea of creative time spent.

Sham, good luck on the recovery, Flynn, my dick is bigger then yours, Blurto, your dick is bigger then mine, Peaches, Boba Fett was stuck in your sarlacc pit face for 20 years, Lotus, have you ever corn row braided your bush?

Here’s to 2022!!

That's real cute.

Now if you could explain how you have a "dick" when you are one of the biggest pussy's around?

How does that work?

Happy New Year, Flynn?

Will you be the dog from those google pics this year?

Woof woof?

Will you be the laughing stock of the forums...again this year?

 

[Master Pu]

Wait, do you smell that? Just clicking onto this forum the stench of shattered dreams, social awkwardness, and tubes of the lotion like Vaseline reek like a perfume section at Macys.

Why hello, it’s moi, the dashing, handsome, and feel good story of this community, King Martini, Poofer, Kevin, a man of many names and inches…you know…. down there. The man who put a message board on his back and created so much interest it was hitting social media from the heavy flow of drama I caused over a Nintendo switch. Come to think of it, I should be getting a check for the interest I created. Me. The killer app.

Now, I hope all you retards are having good fortune and positive vibes. Life is too short to hold grudges. So for this new year, yours truly is turning a new leaf, a kindler, gentler Martini. A pallet cleanser, if you will. The aperitif of this community I shall be.

Yes, my underlings, it’s time to take your pants off and relax.

To Flea- she who have me the ball to dribble down the court and slam dunk that shit into flametowne lore, so much so, the rabble still talks about it, may you sleep in an awkward position and your fake ass turn into a pancake. You do know somebody with a lit cigarette can pop those Shit bags, yeah?

To Blandscape- keep doing what your doing, my crown as the GOAT now fits snuggly on top of your pointed head. See, as the best this community, it’s my responsibility to pass on that title, nobody else can do it. Just don’t post no more pictures, your face looks like a nutsack.

To Fox- Let’s stream.

To Caskur- You never got the credit you deserved, but honestly, you are one relentless old bag. A Flame warrior. A hero. The Axle Rose of flaming.

To Fraud- one of the GOATS of trolling and a damn nice guy on top. We shall meet up for drinks one day.

To Bra1n- truly one of the GOATS. The guy who taught me how to edit and let me shit all over anybody with no reprisals. And hint- we never were at odds on these forums, we just trolled the shit out of everyone.

To Evil Blood- The smartest guy this community has ever seen. Living, breathing internet terror. He told me to leave when he did and I should have listened. Nobody better and nobody will ever be on his level.

To Sum Cunt- Too talented for these forums.

IYE- The guy who helped me refine my style. Told me what was funny and to stick to that.

TOE- one of the only guys I stopped what I was doing to read his post. Cool AF for a Canuck.

So, don’t expect me to post, don’t expect any replies. Maybe I’ll make a podcast here and there, but typing out gems to chumps isn’t my idea of creative time spent.

Sham, good luck on the recovery, Flynn, my dick is bigger then yours, Blurto, your dick is bigger then mine, Peaches, Boba Fett was stuck in your sarlacc pit face for 20 years, Lotus, have you ever corn row braided your bush?

Here’s to 2022!!

That's real cute.

Now if you could explain how you have a "dick" when you are one of the biggest pussy's around?

How does that work?

Happy New Year, Flynn?

Will you be the dog from those google pics this year?

Woof woof?

Will you be the laughing stock of the forums...again this year?

You two brothers arguing about who's paying the lions share of taxes on the family home?
Ain't gonna be Martini!
Baha

 

[Adam Hitler]

Yeah I noticed some sibling rivalry, seems even at their age they haven't grown out of squabbling with each other like a pair of hysterical scene queens.

I wonder if Mongtini assists his bro when it's feeding time for his wife? Lulz

 

[Omnipotent]

I'm fine with extremes... I was raised to sweat and bundle up. You motherfuckers would cark it...

Cold I can handle with ease! I hate extreme heat, and give you Auzzies credit for being able to handle it...

It's a dry heat and sometimes 24 can be unbearable from very high humidity.... it's all about humidity. When people come here, they stay because there are 100s of good day of weather than not... Hot weather is addictive.

fuck that snow shit...

So you're disagreeing with what exactly? Did my comment hurt you or are you hurt on your fwends behalf? Time for your nappy change dear...

I disagree with you attacking him over his comments about quality posts. There are 4 really shit posters here that run in and bicker over shit for pages and pages.. I will name them Biggie, Admin, Oak and Seamajor.

It doesn't mean I don't like them as people, it means their shit posts belong in a dumpster.

 

[Omnipotent]

I'm fine with extremes... I was raised to sweat and bundle up. You motherfuckers would cark it...

Cold I can handle with ease! I hate extreme heat, and give you Auzzies credit for being able to handle it...

It's a dry heat and sometimes 24 can be unbearable from very high humidity.... it's all about humidity. When people come here, they stay because there are 100s of good day of weather than not... Hot weather is addictive.

fuck that snow shit...

Snow weather is zero or nearly zero humidity. It's why you can fetch the mail in your undies and tshirt.

When that snow shit melts, they nearly die when it's humid at 24 Celsius.

 

[Frood]

I'm fine with extremes... I was raised to sweat and bundle up. You motherfuckers would cark it...

Cold I can handle with ease! I hate extreme heat, and give you Auzzies credit for being able to handle it...

It's a dry heat and sometimes 24 can be unbearable from very high humidity.... it's all about humidity. When people come here, they stay because there are 100s of good day of weather than not... Hot weather is addictive.

fuck that snow shit...

Snow weather is zero or nearly zero humidity. It's why you can fetch the mail in your undies and tshirt.

When that snow shit melts, they nearly die when it's humid at 24 Celsius.

It doesn't work like that... if it's below zero, it's well below zero. The snow you get in November or December is the base coat for Jan/Feb/March and perhaps half of April.

When you can see dog turd and dog piss sculptures on your lawn, that's spring....

 

[Aylana]

I'm fine with extremes... I was raised to sweat and bundle up. You motherfuckers would cark it...

Cold I can handle with ease! I hate extreme heat, and give you Auzzies credit for being able to handle it...

It's a dry heat and sometimes 24 can be unbearable from very high humidity.... it's all about humidity. When people come here, they stay because there are 100s of good day of weather than not... Hot weather is addictive.

fuck that snow shit...

So you're disagreeing with what exactly? Did my comment hurt you or are you hurt on your fwends behalf? Time for your nappy change dear...

I disagree with you attacking him over his comments about quality posts. There are 4 really shit posters here that run in and bicker over shit for pages and pages.. I will name them Biggie, Admin, Oak and Seamajor.

It doesn't mean I don't like them as people, it means their shit posts belong in a dumpster.

wait what??

if you say shit post you have to say benzo or an angel does not get it's wings

Oak likes to whine a lot and seems to have violent mood swings probably brought on by eating too many high sugar snacks

seamajor is in love with Freud's ass and spends way too much time looking for midget pictures

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I'm fine with extremes... I was raised to sweat and bundle up. You motherfuckers would cark it...

Cold I can handle with ease! I hate extreme heat, and give you Auzzies credit for being able to handle it...

It's a dry heat and sometimes 24 can be unbearable from very high humidity.... it's all about humidity. When people come here, they stay because there are 100s of good day of weather than not... Hot weather is addictive.

fuck that snow shit...

So you're disagreeing with what exactly? Did my comment hurt you or are you hurt on your fwends behalf? Time for your nappy change dear...

I disagree with you attacking him over his comments about quality posts. There are 4 really shit posters here that run in and bicker over shit for pages and pages.. I will name them Biggie, Admin, Oak and Seamajor.

It doesn't mean I don't like them as people, it means their shit posts belong in a dumpster.

All I said was I didn't read his post though, I didn't hence I've not replied or challenged him as there's surely a swipe at me in there for me to tell him he's full of shit... IMO all the guy does is brag about stuff that's never happened and has serious delusions of grandeur but who am I to get him to stop a habit of a lifetime even if it is highly embarrassing for him? meh

 

[Omnipotent]

I'm fine with extremes... I was raised to sweat and bundle up. You motherfuckers would cark it...

Cold I can handle with ease! I hate extreme heat, and give you Auzzies credit for being able to handle it...

It's a dry heat and sometimes 24 can be unbearable from very high humidity.... it's all about humidity. When people come here, they stay because there are 100s of good day of weather than not... Hot weather is addictive.

fuck that snow shit...

So you're disagreeing with what exactly? Did my comment hurt you or are you hurt on your fwends behalf? Time for your nappy change dear...

I disagree with you attacking him over his comments about quality posts. There are 4 really shit posters here that run in and bicker over shit for pages and pages.. I will name them Biggie, Admin, Oak and Seamajor.

It doesn't mean I don't like them as people, it means their shit posts belong in a dumpster.

All I said was I didn't read his post though, I didn't hence I've not replied or challenged him as there's surely a swipe at me in there for me to tell him he's full of shit... IMO all the guy does is brag about stuff that's never happened and has serious delusions of grandeur but who am I to get him to stop a habit of a lifetime even if it is highly embarrassing for him? meh

It's called swagger dullard and it's funny as fuck... cripes you Scottish need to fucking chill.

 

[Omnipotent]

I'm fine with extremes... I was raised to sweat and bundle up. You motherfuckers would cark it...

Cold I can handle with ease! I hate extreme heat, and give you Auzzies credit for being able to handle it...

It's a dry heat and sometimes 24 can be unbearable from very high humidity.... it's all about humidity. When people come here, they stay because there are 100s of good day of weather than not... Hot weather is addictive.

fuck that snow shit...

So you're disagreeing with what exactly? Did my comment hurt you or are you hurt on your fwends behalf? Time for your nappy change dear...

I disagree with you attacking him over his comments about quality posts. There are 4 really shit posters here that run in and bicker over shit for pages and pages.. I will name them Biggie, Admin, Oak and Seamajor.

It doesn't mean I don't like them as people, it means their shit posts belong in a dumpster.

wait what??

if you say shit post you have to say benzo or an angel does not get it's wings

Oak likes to whine a lot and seems to have violent mood swings probably brought on by eating too many high sugar snacks

seamajor is in love with Freud's ass and spends way too much time looking for midget pictures

Benzo hardly posts ... Joo is the worst at shit posting... or maybe admin... either way, their unfunnies belong in the bin.

 

[Flynn]

Wait, do you smell that? Just clicking onto this forum the stench of shattered dreams, social awkwardness, and tubes of the lotion like Vaseline reek like a perfume section at Macys.

Why hello, it’s moi, the dashing, handsome, and feel good story of this community, King Martini, Poofer, Kevin, a man of many names and inches…you know…. down there. The man who put a message board on his back and created so much interest it was hitting social media from the heavy flow of drama I caused over a Nintendo switch. Come to think of it, I should be getting a check for the interest I created. Me. The killer app.

Now, I hope all you retards are having good fortune and positive vibes. Life is too short to hold grudges. So for this new year, yours truly is turning a new leaf, a kindler, gentler Martini. A pallet cleanser, if you will. The aperitif of this community I shall be.

Yes, my underlings, it’s time to take your pants off and relax.

To Flea- she who have me the ball to dribble down the court and slam dunk that shit into flametowne lore, so much so, the rabble still talks about it, may you sleep in an awkward position and your fake ass turn into a pancake. You do know somebody with a lit cigarette can pop those Shit bags, yeah?

To Blandscape- keep doing what your doing, my crown as the GOAT now fits snuggly on top of your pointed head. See, as the best this community, it’s my responsibility to pass on that title, nobody else can do it. Just don’t post no more pictures, your face looks like a nutsack.

To Fox- Let’s stream.

To Caskur- You never got the credit you deserved, but honestly, you are one relentless old bag. A Flame warrior. A hero. The Axle Rose of flaming.

To Fraud- one of the GOATS of trolling and a damn nice guy on top. We shall meet up for drinks one day.

To Bra1n- truly one of the GOATS. The guy who taught me how to edit and let me shit all over anybody with no reprisals. And hint- we never were at odds on these forums, we just trolled the shit out of everyone.

To Evil Blood- The smartest guy this community has ever seen. Living, breathing internet terror. He told me to leave when he did and I should have listened. Nobody better and nobody will ever be on his level.

To Sum Cunt- Too talented for these forums.

IYE- The guy who helped me refine my style. Told me what was funny and to stick to that.

TOE- one of the only guys I stopped what I was doing to read his post. Cool AF for a Canuck.

So, don’t expect me to post, don’t expect any replies. Maybe I’ll make a podcast here and there, but typing out gems to chumps isn’t my idea of creative time spent.

Sham, good luck on the recovery, Flynn, my dick is bigger then yours, Blurto, your dick is bigger then mine, Peaches, Boba Fett was stuck in your sarlacc pit face for 20 years, Lotus, have you ever corn row braided your bush?

Here’s to 2022!!

That's real cute.

Now if you could explain how you have a "dick" when you are one of the biggest pussy's around?

How does that work?

Happy New Year, Flynn?

Will you be the dog from those google pics this year?

Woof woof?

Will you be the laughing stock of the forums...again this year?

You two brothers arguing about who's paying the lions share of taxes on the family home?
Ain't gonna be Martini!
Baha

Oh? I thought I was GUNZ?

Get your story straight you fucking unfunny bastard. Your narrative changes more than your diapers.