HAPPY VALANTINE,S DAY

Murdock

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Hey murdy is MMP still up?
Hello handsome...

Yes. My small tribe is proving unable to mesh well with others. However, we all originated on the same forum 13 years ago and have a blast posting together. It’s all good in my hood xoxo
Good stuff :) I’m just gonna stay home for a bit, it’s much better suited for me here... ;)
I’ll probably stick around. My home board is my peace... this place is pretty lit xoxo
 
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Murdock

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Now that I’ve had my moment with the bloke who clubbed me over the head @ MMP and dragged me back to this psycho ward...

Here is my V Day advice, peeps...

Gentlemen,

If a woman laughs during an argument, ABORT the mission effective immediately.... the psycho part of her brain has just been activated.

Single Ladies,

Don’t get knocked up tomorrow.... better to wash down plan B with a 4 Loco while choking back tears than keep his mediocre cum as a pet.

Married Ladies,

Practice your psycho laugh in the mirror tonight just in case he messes up REAL bad tomorrow.
 

nazzibastard

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Now that I’ve had my moment with the bloke who clubbed me over the head @ MMP and dragged me back to this psycho ward...

Here is my V Day advice, peeps...

Gentlemen,

If a woman laughs during an argument, ABORT the mission effective immediately.... the psycho part of her brain has just been activated.

Single Ladies,

Don’t get knocked up tomorrow.... better to wash down plan B with a 4 Loco while choking back tears than keep his mediocre cum as a pet.

Married Ladies,

Practice your psycho laugh in the mirror tonight just in case he messes up REAL bad tomorrow.
you can use me for an example my count is 6 woman knocked up they don't learn the older they get the easier they get pfft the laugh pfft umuned to laugh lol
 

Jeannie

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Just another day for you to spend your hard(well those who have a job)earn $$$$ on junk and worse thing is over price flowers that just die and make a mess !
such a romantic lol
what u walk through the door with a new broom & dustpan every yr?
 

Jeannie

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Now that I’ve had my moment with the bloke who clubbed me over the head @ MMP and dragged me back to this psycho ward...

Here is my V Day advice, peeps...

Gentlemen,

If a woman laughs during an argument, ABORT the mission effective immediately.... the psycho part of her brain has just been activated.

Single Ladies,

Don’t get knocked up tomorrow.... better to wash down plan B with a 4 Loco while choking back tears than keep his mediocre cum as a pet.

Married Ladies,

Practice your psycho laugh in the mirror tonight just in case he messes up REAL bad tomorrow.
my advice is use better judgement and dont get clubbed over the head in the first place
 

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Now that I’ve had my moment with the bloke who clubbed me over the head @ MMP and dragged me back to this psycho ward...

Here is my V Day advice, peeps...

Gentlemen,

If a woman laughs during an argument, ABORT the mission effective immediately.... the psycho part of her brain has just been activated.

Single Ladies,

Don’t get knocked up tomorrow.... better to wash down plan B with a 4 Loco while choking back tears than keep his mediocre cum as a pet.

Married Ladies,

Practice your psycho laugh in the mirror tonight just in case he messes up REAL bad tomorrow.
my advice is use better judgement and dont get clubbed over the head in the first place
 

TheHaze

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Just another day for you to spend your hard(well those who have a job)earn $$$$ on junk and worse thing is over price flowers that just die and make a mess !
such a romantic lol
what u walk through the door with a new broom & dustpan every yr?
Ha Ha - close,for the 1st V-day got her a new valcuum for the new home I got her - - - - - - -
PS - What did your girl friend get you ?