Holy shit I need to get laid

[Fantom]

I lost track of how long it's been since I got laid. At least 9 months, maybe more than a year. It is depressing not getting laid when you are an almost 20 year old guy that isn't ugly or fat per say, even though I'm not the best looking. I've been considering going to this club in Chicago called the rose to bang some chick with daddy issues there and to have a fun night, but I'm not sure about, that's not really my type of thing.

 

[Lily]

I lost track of how long it's been since I got laid. At least 9 months, maybe more than a year. It is depressing not getting laid when you are an almost 20 year old guy that isn't ugly or fat per say, even though I'm not the best looking. I've been considering going to this club in Chicago called the rose to bang some chick with daddy issues there and to have a fun night, but I'm not sure about, that's not really my type of thing.

A gal with Daddy issues is looking for a Mac Daddy. Just sayin'

 

[Alticus]

I feel your pain bro, believe me.

 

[BadBrad]

Why don't you try fucking yourself?