Houseflies are Fast

[The New Holliday]

Post Diversity Project Volume 1, Thread 1.

.. Man, I'm laying in bed late last night, Giants were getting murdered so bad I actually turned it off, and start watching X-Files which turns out to be the last 2 episodes of season 9....anyway, I've gotten in the habit this year of leaving the front door open w/o the screen door in because for whatever reason it hasn't been a bad year for insects - an occasional hornet or yellowjacket will venture in but are easily escorted out. Neighbor's cats like to stop in to visit occasionally, that sort of thing, nothing much more than that. But fuckall if last night a housefly didn't come in and make a pest of itself. So my reflexes aren't bad, sure I've slowed down a bit but I figure I can time this thing, swat it with my hand and be rid of it.....easier said than done. SLAP, pretty sure I got it, nope must have just missed. Again, barely escapes. On the sheets now - I know I got it, didn't see it fly off, but where is it.
..I'm pretty sure they can always time it to appear a close contest, when in reality ya never have a chance - okay, maybe occasionally you get one. About a half hour of this and I go to the kitchen and get the witch's broom. First swat and my adversary falls mortally wounded - just in time for me to catch the Jillian Anderson nude scene.

Another thing this year - Fruit flies which are usually horrible through the summer have been completely absent. What could it be?....

..Could it be Ayyyyleeeeins?

 

[Admin.]

Post Diversity Project Volume 1, Thread 1.

.. Man, I'm laying in bed late last night, Giants were getting murdered so bad I actually turned it off, and start watching X-Files which turns out to be the last 2 episodes of season 9....anyway, I've gotten in the habit this year of leaving the front door open w/o the screen door in because for whatever reason it hasn't been a bad year for insects - an occasional hornet or yellowjacket will venture in but are easily escorted out. Neighbor's cats like to stop in to visit occasionally, that sort of thing, nothing much more than that. But fuckall if last night a housefly didn't come in and make a pest of itself. So my reflexes aren't bad, sure I've slowed down a bit but I figure I can time this thing, swat it with my hand and be rid of it.....easier said than done. SLAP, pretty sure I got it, nope must have just missed. Again, barely escapes. On the sheets now - I know I got it, didn't see it fly off, but where is it.
..I'm pretty sure they can always time it to appear a close contest, when in reality ya never have a chance - okay, maybe occasionally you get one. About a half hour of this and I go to the kitchen and get the witch's broom. First swat and my adversary falls mortally wounded - just in time for me to catch the Jillian Anderson nude scene.

Another thing this year - Fruit flies which are usually horrible through the summer have been completely absent. What could it be?....

..Could it be Ayyyyleeeeins?

Maybe John Coffey came by and inhaled all the fruit flies?

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Climate change is a bitch.

 

[Scooter]

Not a lot of flies around here, these days ... or maybe it's my location. There will be an occasional fly that gets in when I go out to smoke a cigarette. They fly around and give themselves a heart attack.

 

[The New Holliday]

Not a lot of flies around here, these days ... or maybe it's my location. There will be an occasional fly that gets in when I go out to smoke a cigarette. They fly around and give themselves a heart attack.

Occasionally when one is in the kitchen, I open the fridge door, and if it flies in I shut the door, later to find it dead dead dead.

 

[The New Holliday]

I'm very happy to see that this highly relevant, socially important, hip, happening and now topic is gaining traction. Is it not something everyone, old, young, tall, small, square or round can relate to?

 

[Admin.]

“Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.” A Wise Guy

 

[Lily]

I'm very happy to see that this highly relevant, socially important, hip, happening and now topic is gaining traction. Is it not something everyone, old, young, tall, small, square or round can relate to?

I hate flies.

 

[The New Holliday]

I hate flies.

Good hygiene counts...and good housekeeping.

 

[Lily]

Good hygiene counts...and good housekeeping.

We have a couple of fruit trees in the backyard that attract a lot of flies.

 

[TheHaze]

I hate flies.

You have any idea what this place would look like without fly's ???

 

[TheHaze]

PS - Who can eat a Big Mac faster,a hand full of fly's or Lily - - - - - - - - -

 

[Scooter]

Good hygiene counts...and good housekeeping.

I had some empty beer cans sitting around and it caused a fruit fly invasion. Those motherfuckers breed quick and I should have done a science project on them when I was in high school.

 

[Lily]

You have any idea what this place would look like without fly's ???

Of course I do, so the fuck what?

 

[Lily]

PS - Who can eat a Big Mac faster,a hand full of fly's or Lily - - - - - - - - -

Your momma.

 

[The New Holliday]

Occasionally when one is in the kitchen, I open the fridge door, and if it flies in I shut the door, later to find it dead dead dead.

GOT ONE ! Take that flyface mutherfucker. Mess with me, will ya.. Hah!

 

[The Prowler]

GOT ONE ! Take that flyface mutherfucker. Mess with me, will ya.. Hah!

Meanwhile you have fly shit all over your food.

 

[The New Holliday]

LoLz - one landed on the kitchen exhaust fan. Flip switch...bye-bye bug.

 

[The Prowler]

LoLz - one landed on the kitchen exhaust fan. Flip switch...bye-bye bug.

Where did it go?

 

[The New Holliday]

The war rages on. If there's 3, I can always get two after a little trying.
...but somehow one always escapes. MUTHERFUCKER !~

Today I got one with the frigerator trick and 3 more appeared. Got two but that last one isn't distracted by it's mates and gets away.

I am seriously considering ordering a delux fly swatter. Dish rags aren't cutting it.
If you wet the business end you gen a little more speed. That's my strategy at the moment.

 

[The New Holliday]

Got one of the two remaining - Got a honey trap set up.

. Them bitchiz are mine !!

 

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This has nothing to do with cock sucking or bad guys from neighboring boards.

.THIS IS REAL LIFE !

PS: on my way to pick up my car after inspection - which it passed with flying colors...
...there were rescue and fire vehicles racing in the direction of my home.

I reflected on my home insurance policy, and walked on confidently.

 

[Admin.]

This has nothing to do with cock sucking or bad guys from neighboring boards.

.THIS IS REAL LIFE !

PS: on my way to pick up my car after inspection - which it passed with flying colors...
...there were rescue and fire vehicles racing in the direction of my home.

I reflected on my home insurance policy, and walked on confidently.

 

[The New Holliday]

I might consider a fat bottomed girl.

 

[The New Holliday]

One word.....Venus Flytraps.

Like 12 bucks at Home Depot.

 

[Alticus]

Shoulda have a used chopa sticks.

 

[Posely]

Shoulda have a used chopa sticks.

Hello again Alticus. Its been a minute or so. I see you have been excellent poster as of late. No chess or church lately? hmm you must find balance between those things, gaming, and forums jackass. God would be disappointed in you if you don't find the balance

 

[Alticus]

Hello again Alticus. Its been a minute or so. I see you have been excellent poster as of late. No chess or church lately? hmm you must find balance between those things, gaming, and forums jackass. God would be disappointed in you if you don't find the balance

Another mystery poster. Yay

Do I know you? How did you know I played chess and went to church?

 

[Lily]

One word.....Venus Flytraps.

Like 12 bucks at Home Depot.

I use Zevo. Works well.