How I grade women.

[Frood]

Show me on the DD doll where her and eye hurt your psyches...

 

[Fredricka]

I love when he clings to WEEP like some sort of E******* BOi!! Life preserver hahahahahahahahahah

Youd think a badass like him who was a mighty flamer back in the 70s could handle things on his own really, but he even clings to the question nowadays, that's how far he's fallen

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

cw_: sticked two of my threads atop BH, two more than you. Fuck you. Couldn't produce anything worthwhile herself. C

Flea: Bitch ain't shit, but I like spics and she don't like me, banned me on my first post at Stommperz. I still like her. D-

Lady Ice: Cold as advertised. Never big, but short cuts went deep and she was recognized for that. B-

Danger: Did a great job of playing her position as a BH Boss very well. I ruined her once she innocently arrived at 4thwall/flamechamps but whatever, it's funny she didn't see that coming. All in all. A-

I'm drunk, gotta try to remember others...



SSS
- Not you.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I respect Sharia law...



SSS
- That's all.

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

cw_: sticked two of my threads atop BH, two more than you. Fuck you. Couldn't produce anything worthwhile herself. C

Flea: Bitch ain't shit, but I like spics and she don't like me, banned me on my first post at Stommperz. I still like her. D-

Lady Ice: Cold as advertised. Never big, but short cuts went deep and she was recognized for that. B-

Danger: Did a great job of playing her position as a BH Boss very well. I ruined her once she innocently arrived at 4thwall/flamechamps but whatever, it's funny she didn't see that coming. All in all. A-

I'm drunk, gotta try to remember others...



SSS
- Not you.

Thats a good way of doing it.

CW, one of the few women on here who is smart educated and Funny A

Flea. she has talents, most involve unhinging other female posters. B

Dove, smart, funny but can be a bit Verbose. B+

Lady Ice: Beer can balancer who could hang. C+

Flynn: May God forgive you as no one else will B+

Danger. All waffle and little iron, c-

Murdy: Is what she is, C.

Frogreka; SPammy but has wit as a back chatter. Forgettable, chungus. D - -.

Lotus Bud: No Brains what so ever, none, zero, nada. c-

Lily: See above plus Chungus c-

Iggy McLulz: Promising, lowkey. B-


Summer break time, hope this place doesn't die without me.

 

[Fredricka]

Thats a good way of doing it.

CW, one of the few women on here who is smart educated and Funny A

Flea. she has talents, most involve unhinging other female posters. B

Dove, smart, funny but can be a bit Verbose. B+

Lady Ice: Beer can balancer who could hang. C+

George from Pizza Hut: May God forgive you as no one else will B+

Danger. All waffle and little iron, c-

Murdy: Is what she is, C.

Frogreka; SPammy but has wit as a back chatter. Forgettable, chungus. C - -.

Lotus Bud: No Brains what so ever, none, zero, nada. c-

Lily: See above plus Chungus c-

Iggy McLulz: Promising, lowkey. B-


Summer break time, hope this place doesn't die without me.

Change my grade or I do it myself, just like I used to at school
Summer break time? Is this like your last break when you were here more than ever festering up the place?

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Change my grade or I do it myself, just like I used to at school
Summer break time? Is this like your last break when you were here more than ever festering up the place?

i did, its now D--, would you like me to change it again?

 

[Fredricka]

i did, its now D--, would you like me to change it again?

I'll do it myself, to A☆☆

 

[LotusBud]

Thats a good way of doing it.

CW, one of the few women on here who is smart educated and Funny A

Flea. she has talents, most involve unhinging other female posters. B

Dove, smart, funny but can be a bit Verbose. B+

Lady Ice: Beer can balancer who could hang. C+

George from Pizza Hut: May God forgive you as no one else will B+

Danger. All waffle and little iron, c-

Murdy: Is what she is, C.

Frogreka; SPammy but has wit as a back chatter. Forgettable, chungus. D - -.

Lotus Bud: No Brains what so ever, none, zero, nada. c-

Lily: See above plus Chungus c-

Iggy McLulz: Promising, lowkey. B-


Summer break time, hope this place doesn't die without me.

No brains whatsoever? That is a laugh riot coming from you, Einstein. In fact, it's a compliment.

 

[Fredricka]

This report just landed on my desk it was from cookie

Frogrika - she's my favourite of all time, I bloody love her posts, they keep me warm at night, sometimes I print them out so I can read them later, some of them I framed and put up on my wall. Keep up the good work and don't let unsavoury types like myself distract you from your masterpieces

Real grade AA☆☆

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

This report just landed on my desk it was from cookie

Frogrika - she's my favourite of all time, I bloody love her posts, they keep me warm at night, sometimes I print them out so I can read them later, some of them I framed and put up on my wall. Keep and the good work and don't let unsavoury types like myself distract you from your masterpieces

Real grade AA☆☆

Hey Dimwit, now Fly nn is back you'll have your hands full and good to see your abject surrender over Avatargate.

 

[Fredricka]

Hey Dimwit, now Fly nn is back you'll have your hands full and good to see your abject surrender over Avatargate.

How will I have my hands full?

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

How will I have my hands full?

No you wont, your not a real mod.

 

[Fredricka]

No you wont, your not a real mod.

Behave and you'll never find out about my awesome powers

 

[Cookius Monstarius]

Behave and you'll never find out about my awesome powers

Your powers to cure insomnia? Yea we kno....zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[Fredricka]

Your powers to cure insomnia? Yea we kno....zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Hopefully that slap woke you up

 

[Frood]

How will I have my hands full?

Holding your piss flaps up while you're running for your life....

 

[Fredricka]

Holding your piss flaps up while you're running for your life....

Why on earth will I be running for my life? I'm not understanding this

 

[Frood]

Why does your outer vagina area resemble a carpet python with a toothache?

 

[Fredricka]

Why does your outer vagina area resemble a carpet python with a toothache?

Why do you imagine that is the more pertinent question

 

[Flynn]

My Livestock Evaluations used to be highly regarded.

It's hard to make them nowadays what with AI and Photoshop becoming so advanced.

I agree Miss Dove and Flea are high atop the scale.

Unfortunately, time has not beens so kind to Murdy and LilyOak, so they're off to Ireland to have stale toast with Rosie whatshername.

Miss Lotusbud is far into cronehood, but may have been fuckable back in the day.

Fredricka seems like a nice Hobbit girl from Cornwall, but it's hard to make a proper Livestock Evaluation from the one grainy pic that been passed about.

All the bitches are jealous of George from Pizza Hut more for her hot feet than her acidic verbosity. It's quite easy to make an accurate Livestock Evaluation simply from looking at a woman's feet.

(Every female reading this will stop here and look at her feet.)

Iggy I don't know to well, but she seems nice.

Are there any other broads here that I missed?

Still the pig I see.

 

[Frood]

Why do you imagine that is the more pertinent question

Why do you act like a clueless and belligerent old biddy who must wear a fishing trawler's net as underwear?

 

[Seamajor]

Still the pig I see.

Welcome back.

 

[Flynn]

Welcome back.

Well...thank you Mr. Seamajor. Always the gentleman I see. Good to see that you're not letting the assholes get to you.

 

[Frood]

Well...thank you Mr. Seamajor. Always the gentleman I see. Good to see that you're not letting the assholes get to you.

Diego's did... it got him completely......

 

[Seamajor]

Well...thank you Mr. Seamajor. Always the gentleman I see. Good to see that you're not letting the assholes get to you.

I do my best. Thanks

 

[Flynn]

Diego's did... it got him completely......

Hi asshole!

Thanks for getting back to me via email, you giant dick!

 

[Frood]

I do my best. Thanks

Diego was your bestie.... and he died because of it. Fo sham, nuttin butt net!

 

[Frood]

Hi asshole!

Thanks for getting back to me via email, you giant dick!

I didn't? Or was that pm somewhere or another?

 

[Seamajor]

Diego's did... it got him completely......

Must be DDs special night. Franks tongue is hanging. Reggie popped him stupid, where have you been?