How Much Money Do You Have On You, Right Now?

[George from Pizza Hut]

Now is it just me or is The Prowler starting to give anyone else the creeps?

I picture him sitting down and talking like an imbecile into his phone. The faces he must make. I wish I were a fly on his bald head.

Now don't get me wrong. I think Prowler's Vocaroos are hilarious, but this is not the behavior of a sane Canadian.

 

[The Prowler]

Now is it just me or is The Prowler starting to give anyone else the creeps?

I picture him sitting down and talking like an imbecile into his phone. The faces he must make. I wish I were a fly on his bald head.

Now don't get me wrong. I think Prowler's Vocaroos are hilarious, but this is not the behavior of a sane Canadian.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Can you make the jack noises again?

 

[The Prowler]

Can you make the jack noises again?

I gotta wait until the gas stops....

 

[Fredricka]

I gotta wait until the gas stops....

How common

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

@The Prowler

How come no more jack impersonations?

Boooooooooo!!!!

 

[Fredricka]

@The Prowler

How come no more jack impersonations?

Boooooooooo!!!!

I told him they were overdone, he listens to me

 

[Joe]

Now is it just me or is The Prowler starting to give anyone else the creeps?

I picture him sitting down and talking like an imbecile into his phone. The faces he must make. I wish I were a fly on his bald head.

Now don't get me wrong. I think Prowler's Vocaroos are hilarious, but this is not the behavior of a sane Canadian.

I see you've finally caught on to Lex @The Prowler's Incel tendencies @Fredricka .

What took you so long?

Lex often brings up his 'Man Cave' too - a sure sign of the morbid treasuries buried there.

Unfortunately, you are merely the latest target of his weird obsessions.

Lex is an Incel who needs his 'Mommy Fix' to make up for the attention he didn't get as a Child.

 

[Fredricka]

I see you've finally caught on to Lex @The Prowler's Incel tendencies @Fredricka .

What took you so long?

Lex often brings up his 'Man Cave' too - a sure sign of the morbid treasuries buried there.

Unfortunately, you are merely the latest target of his weird obsessions.

Lex is an Incel who needs his 'Mommy Fix' to make up for the attention he didn't get as a Child.

The man Cave sounds sordid and downright creepy. @The Prowler care to explain about your dungeon?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

I keep losing money

 

[Fredricka]

I keep losing money

Are you a gambler?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Are you a gambler?

No.

I went out today and bought some stuff.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

No.

I went out today and bought some stuff.

If anyone on the forum needs confirmation that this George from Pizza Hut is a woman.

 

[Fredricka]

If anyone on the forum needs confirmation that this George from Pizza Hut is a woman.

Such a cliche reggie, you're so gullible

 

[Dove]

Nice looking wallet @Dove.

Thanks. Got it on Amazon lol.

Here is a picture of my purse

I did NOT get this on Amazon lol. Yes my table is a mess. We had grilled burritos for dinner.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

If anyone on the forum needs confirmation that this George from Pizza Hut is a woman.

Why do we need to constantly bring this up?

The George from Pizza Hut Paradox will never be solved or agreed upon, and I should know, I'm George from Pizza Hut.

I just always let everyone believe what they want to believe. Reggie, I tell you what it really is. Some men, most men, can't handle being outsmarted by a woman. You can see it here. When a woman like Lily or Dove flames a dude real good, there's an instant reaction and you can feel the vibe change in the guy's (Aryan) post, like the wind left. When most men can't outflame a woman, then it has got to be a man, because lord knows a woman with brains couldn't have done it. Only men care about the gender when they're being kicked in the teeth by supposedly the weaker sex.

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Thanks. Got it on Amazon lol.

Here is a picture of my purse

I did NOT get this on Amazon lol. Yes my table is a mess. We had grilled burritos for dinner.

Damn.

That purse probably has some stories to tell if it could talk.

 

[Dove]

Damn.

That purse probably has some stories to tell if it could talk.

I've had it for a minute lol.

 

[Seamajor]

$325
C23,000

 

[Blandscape]

Does Dove take American Express?

 

[Admin.]

Being 121,427th in the line of succession I seldom carry currency, unless I am going to the dope store where Trump won’t let them take plastic money.

 

[Scooter]

A twenty, a ten and two ones. Three fives. Four pennies, two nickels and a dime. Maybe $20 or more in quarters.

I use cash for small purchases but mainly use my card. If I'm short on cash, I'll get $40 through the U Scan when I make a purchase.

I put the $5 bills separate for tip money when I need a ride. I convert useless pennies, nickels and dimes into quarters for doing laundry.

 

[X]

About $3

 

[Fredricka]

Just coins, I spent all the notes

 

[Cookie Monster]

£3

 

[Reggie_Essent]

$9,645 and a gallon bucket brim-full of loose change.

 

[Jack]

I have 22 50 dollar bills in my wallet

 

[Fredricka]

I have 22 50 dollar bills in my wallet

You mean your purse surely