How much time does Stumpy have?

[Seamajor]

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Dwarfs generally aren’t that healthy. Couple this fact with pounds of pounds of carbs, and fat. Add in his sedentary lifestyle. The little fella hasn’t much to look forward to. So long friend

 

[Seamajor]

I give the unhealthy person a year

 

[The Prowler]

My understanding is that Joo is taller than Seamajor.

I did see a picture of Seamajor where he was standing at a counter and the top of the counter was about waist high. My balls hang higher than countertops, so I figure I have 10 inches or so on Seamajor. But I did not say anything because it is "no big" deal. There are a lot more reasons to take runs at Seamajor than his stature.

 

[Seamajor]

The brain in his oversized head causes him seizures

 

[Seamajor]

The little munchkin gorges on carbs and fats. Intelligent people know what that means. In reality who’d miss him?

 

[Breakfall]

The little munchkin gorges on carbs and fats. Intelligent people know what that means. In reality who’d miss him?

Fuck you carry on for a frail old man that wears a size medium shirt! Post some more recent pictures so we can all laugh at your shrinkage you dumb_fuck! Bis später…Löl.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

My understanding is that Joo is taller than Seamajor.

I did see a picture of Seamajor where he was standing at a counter and the top of the counter was about waist high. My balls hang higher than countertops, so I figure I have 10 inches or so on Seamajor. But I did not say anything because it is "no big" deal. There are a lot more reasons to take runs at Seamajor than his stature.

That shot was funny because his towel rack was nearly parallel with his shoulders and those things are 40 to 48 “ high

Tack on another few inches for his neck and head and you got 5 ft 6 inches just like everyone at BC says

5’ 6”. Which, coincidently is the average height of a male in Costa Rica. Lmao

 

[X]

That shot was funny because his towel rack was nearly parallel with his shoulders and those things are 40 to 48 “ high

Tack on another few inches for his neck and head and you got 5 ft 6 inches just like everyone at BC says

5’ 6”. Which, coincidently is the average height of a male in Costa Rica. Lmao

ha ha ha yeh like those standard 2 ft concrete planters that go up to your waist AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


and that grin ha ha ha ha

 

[Seamajor]

That shot was funny because his towel rack was nearly parallel with his shoulders and those things are 40 to 48 “ high

Tack on another few inches for his neck and head and you got 5 ft 6 inches just like everyone at BC says

5’ 6”. Which, coincidently is the average height of a male in Costa Rica. Lmao

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[Breakfall]

That shot was funny because his towel rack was nearly parallel with his shoulders and those things are 40 to 48 “ high

Tack on another few inches for his neck and head and you got 5 ft 6 inches just like everyone at BC says

5’ 6”. Which, coincidently is the average height of a male in Costa Rica. Lmao

There’s a picture floating around where he’s waving like a clown walking up the beach after a surf looking like a diminutive Italiano with gooky eyes. There are a few Golden Retrievers or Labradors beside him in the shot that look like rather large Bull Mastiffs by comparison I shit you not! And this was when he was around 65 years of age. Fucking fwd a decade later and I reckon even that medium sized shirt of his would make him look like he was drowning in the fabric.

 

[Seamajor]

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After a steady diet of this past, 2 weeks

 

[Breakfall]

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After a steady diet of this past, 2 weeks

Put on your reading glasses maggot…”After a steady diet this past two weeks…” See? Fucking easy you illiterate little prick!

 

[Seamajor]

Stumpy will croak in the park, next to the bums

 

[Seamajor]

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Dwarfs generally aren’t that healthy. Couple this fact with pounds of pounds of carbs, and fat. Add in his sedentary lifestyle. The little fella hasn’t much to look forward to. So long friend

Simply par humans

 

[Breakfall]

Simply par humans

Give it a break old fool. You have absolutely no right waddling around the board throwing out small stature jokes and shit when you’re positively tiny as fuck??? Halfwit!
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