I am Blandscape...

[Jake]

...I enjoy removing the urine and spunk stained drawers from prostitutes within a certain price range, and the drawers of old fridge freezers that I have gathered over the years to build my own multi-storey igloo.

Are there any other post apocalyptic survivalists here?

I'm working on it, but have some attachments to certain creature comforts that are proving difficult. Good to see you again.

 

[Swamp-Duck]

 

[Big Sexy]

Where did that name ever come from? BLandscape, what’s your location by the way? Are you one of those Canadians?

 

[Breakfall]

Where did that name ever come from? BLandscape, what’s your location by the way? Are you one of those Canadians?

Yup...he considers society as a whole to be rather bland. And on an off-topic forum...a landscape to culminate his arrogance. Blandscape in essence. He’s a fuckwit really...don’t give it too much consideration.

 

[Blandscape]

Where did that name ever come from? BLandscape, what’s your location by the way? Are you one of those Canadians?

Yup...he considers society as a whole to be rather bland. And on an off-topic forum...a landscape to culminate his arrogance. Blandscape in essence. He’s a fuckwit really...don’t give it too much consideration.

That is the best description of my idioms and idolatry of self worth, that I have ever read. It is important to remember that whatever I think about me, I hate nearly every one of you even more.

There is no ego involved, only a hobbled realisation that I have to drag my unquestionable unquenchable thirst for more, through the arid Saharan blandscape of what passes as everyone else's fucking thoughtless thoughtfulness.

After all these years I only see a mirage of the men and women I thought I once knew.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm touching my nose right now

 

[Breakfall]

Where did that name ever come from? BLandscape, what’s your location by the way? Are you one of those Canadians?

Yup...he considers society as a whole to be rather bland. And on an off-topic forum...a landscape to culminate his arrogance. Blandscape in essence. He’s a fuckwit really...don’t give it too much consideration.

That is the best description of my idioms and idolatry of self worth, that I have ever read. It is important to remember that whatever I think about me, I hate nearly every one of you even more.

There is no ego involved, only a hobbled realisation that I have to drag my unquestionable unquenchable thirst for more, through the arid Saharan blandscape of what passes as everyone else's fucking thoughtless thoughtfulness.

After all these years I only see a mirage of the men and women I thought I once knew.

Well, welcome...welcome! I wondered what it would take for me to lure you into a conversation. It seemed you were quite select and yet timid with your conversational approach recently. Ducking and weaving, logging on and quickly logging off...frustratingly elusive like a field mouse. Haha-hohohoho.

Just breathe with me.

Let it all hang out and don’t be a stranger. I just ask of you one little courtesy...don’t try to fib about any of your would-be exploits or triumphs over in Canada...you had Miss Ban Hammer on your side.

God, it’s been years ol’ Blandscape!

Again welcome...chuck on your best avatar, pull your feet up and let’s smoke a cigar ol’ chap over a glass of cognac!

:SmokeBreak2:

 

[Blandscape]

Where did that name ever come from? BLandscape, what’s your location by the way? Are you one of those Canadians?

Yup...he considers society as a whole to be rather bland. And on an off-topic forum...a landscape to culminate his arrogance. Blandscape in essence. He’s a fuckwit really...don’t give it too much consideration.

That is the best description of my idioms and idolatry of self worth, that I have ever read. It is important to remember that whatever I think about me, I hate nearly every one of you even more.

There is no ego involved, only a hobbled realisation that I have to drag my unquestionable unquenchable thirst for more, through the arid Saharan blandscape of what passes as everyone else's fucking thoughtless thoughtfulness.

After all these years I only see a mirage of the men and women I thought I once knew.

Well, welcome...welcome! I wondered what it would take for me to lure you into a conversation.

God, it’s been years ol’ Blandscape!

Again welcome...chuck on your best avatar, pull your feet up and let’s smoke a cigar ol’ chap over a glass of cognac!

:SmokeBreak2:

Well, I suppose you are more used to luring and leering using useful props like a telephoto lens on your Nikon, a white panel van, a bucket of M&M's and the courage to live out your on-line fantasies- it's not as if I have been hiding in anything but plain site B.

It has been a long time, and tempus fugit has never been kind to you laddie. Especially during our fireside chat's, when I inevitably get bored with your cheap cognac and toneless monotonous quips, and simply grab you by your Canadian pony-tail and stub your face out on the the open hearth.

You are right, I should be welcome here, after all you are...apparently.

 

[Seamajor]

I'm touching my nose right now

I wish you do that somewhere else. Fucking scrounge.

 

[Jake]

I'm touching my nose right now

You must find that refreshing, since you have to momentarily pull your head out of your ass in order to manage it.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

I'm touching my nose right now

You must find that refreshing,

Yes, I'm very thankful and find it very refreshing to have a nose on my face.

Beats being a disgusting looking freak who has to go through life without one

 

[Admin.]

I'm touching my nose right now

I think the harvesting of your "boogers" should be a personal matter.

 

[Jake]

Stubby's so short, on the rare occasions when he gets lucky he has to go UP on his date.

 

[Breakfall]

Where did that name ever come from? BLandscape, what’s your location by the way? Are you one of those Canadians?

Yup...he considers society as a whole to be rather bland. And on an off-topic forum...a landscape to culminate his arrogance. Blandscape in essence. He’s a fuckwit really...don’t give it too much consideration.

That is the best description of my idioms and idolatry of self worth, that I have ever read. It is important to remember that whatever I think about me, I hate nearly every one of you even more.

There is no ego involved, only a hobbled realisation that I have to drag my unquestionable unquenchable thirst for more, through the arid Saharan blandscape of what passes as everyone else's fucking thoughtless thoughtfulness.

After all these years I only see a mirage of the men and women I thought I once knew.

Well, welcome...welcome! I wondered what it would take for me to lure you into a conversation.

God, it’s been years ol’ Blandscape!

Again welcome...chuck on your best avatar, pull your feet up and let’s smoke a cigar ol’ chap over a glass of cognac!

:SmokeBreak2:

Well, I suppose you are more used to luring and leering using useful props like a telephoto lens on your Nikon, a white panel van, a bucket of M&M's and the courage to live out your on-line fantasies- it's not as if I have been hiding in anything but plain site B.

It has been a long time, and tempus fugit has never been kind to you laddie. Especially during our fireside chat's, when I inevitably get bored with your cheap cognac and toneless monotonous quips, and simply grab you by your Canadian pony-tail and stub your face out on the the open hearth.

You are right, I should be welcome here, after all you are...apparently.

Oh Blandscape...manscape,
‘Cause you’re gonna need it,
The jail ape needs clear access,
when he enters into you feedin’ it...

You can play the fiddle to your heart’s content,
when you get slammed in your dirty orifice bent...
Your child values precede you old man,
you’ll be sadly reflecting on that,
sitting in the can.

As time wears on and your arse grapes get nasty,
you’d wish Tempus Fugit was legit,
dealing with your incarceration palsy...
Ita sit, ita sit, ita sit.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

Stubby's so short, on the rare occasions when he gets lucky he has to go UP on his date.

I still have a nose tho

 

[Bitchrah]

Remember when joodog used to be funny? No, me neither

 

[Seamajor]

Remember when joodog used to be funny? No, me neither

Come on Dwarfs are kinda funny. Sad little person got fired from the Circus for harassment of the other small people.

 

[Biggie Smiles]

got fired from the Circus for harassment of the other small people.

You did and there were criminal complaints filed too

that's why you cannot return to the US unless the pedophile of the united states, Joe Biden, takes office.

 

[Seamajor]

Thanks to your fat hero, the US is a dead zone. Happy to stay put Stubby. NYC must be awesome right now. Stupid dwarf

 

[Biggie Smiles]

the US is a dead zone.

Translation: your warrant is still active

kiddie fiddler

 

[senior penor]

Ex

Just don't leave your sex toys everywhere particularly the big black one ... if ever there was a tripping hazard

Exactly.
I like penis! yay!

hey there Dumzo! miss me?

 

[Breakfall]

Well this thread is rather underwhelming!

 

[Jake]

Well this thread is rather underwhelming!

To be fair, one can only work with what the local denizens offer up.

 

[Breakfall]

Well this thread is rather underwhelming!

To be fair, one can only work with what the local denizens offer up.

Undoubtedly, but where’s the Protagonist disappeared to...Canada?

 

[Blurt]

The tulip-tussler made a fart and wept?

Man ye gardens, plebes. The Four Seasons Total Blandscaping crew are a bunch of rakes.

Yep. I follow that.

 

[Master Pu]

Ex

Just don't leave your sex toys everywhere particularly the big black one ... if ever there was a tripping hazard

Exactly.
I like penis! yay!

hey there Dumzo! miss me?

I don't miss faggots with sock accounts. Welcome anyway-

 

[LotusBud]

there are no neg ratings at bf, lotus must appreciate that.

Actually, I was enjoying being in a Strapon free zone, but that didn't last long.

I wish there were negs. I miss them. So many dumbasses, so few negs.

 

[Q]

there are no neg ratings at bf, lotus must appreciate that.

Actually, I was enjoying being in a Strapon free zone, but that didn't last long.

I wish there were negs. I miss them. So many dumbasses, so few negs.

I heard they are coming back! :)

 

[senior penor]

Ex

Just don't leave your sex toys everywhere particularly the big black one ... if ever there was a tripping hazard

Exactly.
I like penis! yay!

hey there Dumzo! miss me?

No really! I really love penis. yay!

Of course you do.

 

[Breakfall]

there are no neg ratings at bf, lotus must appreciate that.

Actually, I was enjoying being in a Strapon free zone, but that didn't last long.

I wish there were negs. I miss them. So many dumbasses, so few negs.

There!!! Again I sawded that yoo says STRAPON! Why are yoo saying things like this...are yoo OK? :WaitWhat: