UPDATE Break.....my mother just finally took a shit. She hasnt been able to in a few days now. But she just came out announcing it.
Would you like a picture before I flush? Or is it just my kids giving you a boner tonight?
Eeeeeeew. You vile lil’ tramp!
Well right now shes back on the couch covered up with a sherpa blanket and her favorite cat is sucking the blanket.
But dont get too excited.....I'm not gonna tell you where each of my children are and what they are all doing right now.
2 of them would call you a fucking weirdo who needs to mind his own and the little one might call you a "dirty pervert".
Could it be....my HUSBAND you are interested in? He is adorable.