I apologise for misleading the readers about being a male all these years...

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And also because you're shaped like a giant rotting jack'o'lantern left in the field.


Surely that would denote some form of intelligence in the making of said vegetable lampshade? It sucks kids cocks like a popsicle on a Summers day but aside from that I see no evidence of salient thought processes.


You would have to stop rimming your male friends here for a bit and pay attention.

Quiet, you insipid blob.

Are you returning the favor or are you gonna swallow his dick instead?
 
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And also because you're shaped like a giant rotting jack'o'lantern left in the field.


Surely that would denote some form of intelligence in the making of said vegetable lampshade? It sucks kids cocks like a popsicle on a Summers day but aside from that I see no evidence of salient thought processes.


You would have to stop rimming your male friends here for a bit and pay attention.

Quiet, you insipid blob.

Are you returning the favor or are you gonna swallow his dick instead?

Zip your lips, Jabba the Butt.
 

Lily

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And also because you're shaped like a giant rotting jack'o'lantern left in the field.


Surely that would denote some form of intelligence in the making of said vegetable lampshade? It sucks kids cocks like a popsicle on a Summers day but aside from that I see no evidence of salient thought processes.


You would have to stop rimming your male friends here for a bit and pay attention.

Quiet, you insipid blob.

Are you returning the favor or are you gonna swallow his dick instead?

Zip your lips, Jabba the Butt.

I guess you're swallowing today.
 

Murdy

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why not? Fuckturds like blurt do it all the time
Blurt needs to smarten up too... I've explained to him that the general public won't take a 6' 4" tall dude wearing high heels, a cheap dollar store wig, bargain dress from Forever 21, and rocking a mean five o'clock shadow seriously.

As if… he would never wear cheap anything.
 
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And also because you're shaped like a giant rotting jack'o'lantern left in the field.


Surely that would denote some form of intelligence in the making of said vegetable lampshade? It sucks kids cocks like a popsicle on a Summers day but aside from that I see no evidence of salient thought processes.


You would have to stop rimming your male friends here for a bit and pay attention.

Quiet, you insipid blob.

Are you returning the favor or are you gonna swallow his dick instead?

Zip your lips, Jabba the Butt.

****Mooooooooooo!!!!...*****

:GiggleBitch:
 

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And also because you're shaped like a giant rotting jack'o'lantern left in the field.


Surely that would denote some form of intelligence in the making of said vegetable lampshade? It sucks kids cocks like a popsicle on a Summers day but aside from that I see no evidence of salient thought processes.


You would have to stop rimming your male friends here for a bit and pay attention.

Quiet, you insipid blob.

Are you returning the favor or are you gonna swallow his dick instead?

Zip your lips, Jabba the Butt.

I guess you're swallowing today.

He will start spamming those shitty face-swap apps pretty soon, so we all can look forward to that.
 
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Frood

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And also because you're shaped like a giant rotting jack'o'lantern left in the field.


Surely that would denote some form of intelligence in the making of said vegetable lampshade? It sucks kids cocks like a popsicle on a Summers day but aside from that I see no evidence of salient thought processes.


You would have to stop rimming your male friends here for a bit and pay attention.

Quiet, you insipid blob.

Are you returning the favor or are you gonna swallow his dick instead?

Zip your lips, Jabba the Butt.

I guess you're swallowing today.

He will start spamming those shitty face-swap apps pretty soon, so we all can look forward to that.

What was that again you confused bisexual cross-dressing collector of dildos and action figures to be used as dildos?
 

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And also because you're shaped like a giant rotting jack'o'lantern left in the field.


Surely that would denote some form of intelligence in the making of said vegetable lampshade? It sucks kids cocks like a popsicle on a Summers day but aside from that I see no evidence of salient thought processes.


You would have to stop rimming your male friends here for a bit and pay attention.

Quiet, you insipid blob.

Are you returning the favor or are you gonna swallow his dick instead?

Zip your lips, Jabba the Butt.

I guess you're swallowing today.

He will start spamming those shitty face-swap apps pretty soon, so we all can look forward to that.

What was that again you confused bisexual cross-dressing collector of dildos and action figures to be used as dildos?

I was not talking to you McShitty shit McFuckface app.

Go wash you hobbit looking feet.
 
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Fat Lily should have been fixed after her first period.

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Is it me or does it smell like a long cock in here?

Oh no dollface, I think it's shriveled dick.

All dicks shrivel in the vicinity of Fat Lily....

Excuse me??? I cunt hear you over the pungent smell of hairy balls…

Don't allow yourself to be teabagged if you can't cope with scrotes....

^^^ people with pussies don’t say shit like this
 

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It only started off as a joke but it snowballed into an unstoppable life of its own....

Sorry...

Wow. You're one nasty ass woman. It's usually men who act as butt fucking ugly as you do. A maxculine woman, are you?
 
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Is it me or does it smell like a long cock in here?

Oh no dollface, I think it's shriveled dick.

All dicks shrivel in the vicinity of Fat Lily....

Excuse me??? I cunt hear you over the pungent smell of hairy balls…

Don't allow yourself to be teabagged if you can't cope with scrotes....

^^^ people with pussies don’t say shit like this

Care factor zero on what you think people do and don't say. It's incredibly sexist of you.