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Lol.
All the brah's still mad.
Too bad so sad.
peace-

"all the brah's mad" is benzo's safe word.

milquetoast!
Sheeeit, bitch!
These folks have no idea who you are.
Let's go down memory lane, shall we?
Let's shall:
(This is from 1997 give or take)

Usenet archive, this was the post reposted in usenet that got me and merle into the HFW wars

Kirk: Oh boy we have a special guest with us today.

Sandra: Yes Merle

Merle: Pleased and honored I am sure...you now have with you the great meower
general...Merle the meower.

Sandra: Ohhh baby Merle do it again.

Merle: MEOW!

Sandra: Mmmmmm that makes my pussy all wet....NOT.

Merle: Excuse me?

Kirk: Oh Sandra was saying you meow like a pussy cat that is wet!

Merle: NO, I meow with authority Sandra, MEOW...can you feel that baby?

Sandra: Oh yea all through my body!

Kirk: Dam that meow is powerful.

Merle: I am great as you all already know...any questions?

Sandra: How do you do it?...how do you rule so many groups?

Merle: With my highly advanced brain....my mighty ego..my large penis...my
wit and charm...my good looks......

Sandra: How big is your dick Merle?

Merle: wanna see it?

Sandra: Yes!

Kirk: No thanks.

Merle: Ok stand back...<unzip>....<PLINK>

Sandra: Where is it?

Merle: It's almost touching you its so big.

Kirk: I can't see anything.

Sandra: Where is it!?!

Merle: HA! It's invisible you nut whackers!

Sandra: Oh I see...you are clever Merle.

Merle: <zip> Of course I am....I am a meower

Kirk: Who are your idles?

Merle: Well I only have one person I love and respect...I see him everyday
when I look in the mirror....Meow!

Sandra: My what a big ego you have Merle...do woman find that sexy?
(There's more, lots more.)
 

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
 

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
Lovense device!!!! Fuck a duck....ahahahahahaha... cyberdildonics! I had to look that one up. :LOL1:
 

Master Pu

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
Lovense device!!!! Fuck a duck....ahahahahahaha... cyberdildonics! I had to look that one up. :LOL1:
Crazy shit. I had to look that one up too when she*cough* mentioned it.
The bitch has a tail coming out of her ass!
Lulz
 

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
Lovense device!!!! Fuck a duck....ahahahahahaha... cyberdildonics! I had to look that one up. :LOL1:
Crazy shit. I had to look that one up too when she*cough* mentioned it.
The bitch has a tail coming out of her ass!
Lulz
Like donkey buttplug tail or an evolutionary throw-back?!
 

Master Pu

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
Lovense device!!!! Fuck a duck....ahahahahahaha... cyberdildonics! I had to look that one up. :LOL1:
Crazy shit. I had to look that one up too when she*cough* mentioned it.
The bitch has a tail coming out of her ass!
Lulz
Like donkey buttplug tail or an evolutionary throw-back?!
Like a red rat tail so it can catch a wifi signal. There might be a light at the end. Maybe you charge it there.
Would make sense. Stinky stink on the business end of the fucking thing.
 

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
Lovense device!!!! Fuck a duck....ahahahahahaha... cyberdildonics! I had to look that one up. :LOL1:
Crazy shit. I had to look that one up too when she*cough* mentioned it.
The bitch has a tail coming out of her ass!
Lulz
Like donkey buttplug tail or an evolutionary throw-back?!
Like a red rat tail so it can catch a wifi signal. There might be a light at the end. Maybe you charge it there.
Would make sense. Stinky stink on the business end of the fucking thing.
Ahhhhh...a mud-flap skin dag-tag! Fuck...shit must get ripe?! Eeeew...
:SickFace:
 

Master Pu

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
Lovense device!!!! Fuck a duck....ahahahahahaha... cyberdildonics! I had to look that one up. :LOL1:
Crazy shit. I had to look that one up too when she*cough* mentioned it.
The bitch has a tail coming out of her ass!
Lulz
Like donkey buttplug tail or an evolutionary throw-back?!
Like a red rat tail so it can catch a wifi signal. There might be a light at the end. Maybe you charge it there.
Would make sense. Stinky stink on the business end of the fucking thing.
Ahhhhh...a mud-flap skin dag-tag! Fuck...shit must get ripe?! Eeeew...
:SickFace:
She's a germaphobe too. I bet Tater soaks it at night in special solution.
Keeps it by her bedside in a glass like false teefs.
Guaranteed Kirk talks to it.
 

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
Lovense device!!!! Fuck a duck....ahahahahahaha... cyberdildonics! I had to look that one up. :LOL1:
Crazy shit. I had to look that one up too when she*cough* mentioned it.
The bitch has a tail coming out of her ass!
Lulz
Like donkey buttplug tail or an evolutionary throw-back?!
Like a red rat tail so it can catch a wifi signal. There might be a light at the end. Maybe you charge it there.
Would make sense. Stinky stink on the business end of the fucking thing.
Ahhhhh...a mud-flap skin dag-tag! Fuck...shit must get ripe?! Eeeew...
:SickFace:
She's a germaphobe too. I bet Tater soaks it at night in special solution.
Keeps it by her bedside in a glass like false teefs.
Guaranteed Kirk talks to it.
Ahahahahaha-ha-ho nooo!!! Chomp it off with the false teef, then burn it with fire I say. I wonder why she keeps it hanging on?
 

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"Traitor Rancid"?


WTF dude?

You need to learn to differentiate someone messing with you from someone who 's doing friendly jostling
 

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
https://bastardfactory.net/threads/official-member-sightings-thread.227/page-245#post-134734 :Lovin1:
She wishes.
Just get the Lovense app, her user name and let me know when u do.
The "Lovesense app"???
 

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Master Pu

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
https://bastardfactory.net/threads/official-member-sightings-thread.227/page-245#post-134734 :Lovin1:
She wishes.
Just get the Lovense app, her user name and let me know when u do.
The "Lovesense app"???
Lovense. Google the device and you'll understand. I'm assuming there's an app.
NINTCHDBPICT000518823242.jpg
 

Q

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
https://bastardfactory.net/threads/official-member-sightings-thread.227/page-245#post-134734 :Lovin1:
She wishes.
Just get the Lovense app, her user name and let me know when u do.
The "Lovesense app"???
Lovense. Google the device and you'll understand. I'm assuming there's an app.
NINTCHDBPICT000518823242.jpg
I get the strange idea that you are pulling my leg... What could be causing that?
 

Master Pu

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
https://bastardfactory.net/threads/official-member-sightings-thread.227/page-245#post-134734 :Lovin1:
She wishes.
Just get the Lovense app, her user name and let me know when u do.
The "Lovesense app"???
Lovense. Google the device and you'll understand. I'm assuming there's an app.
NINTCHDBPICT000518823242.jpg
I get the strange idea that you are pulling my leg... What could be causing that?
Well, I'd say the same thing to be honest with you.
But the truth is, she posts about all these things.
She also has preferred to be gender ambiguous for 22 years.
As well as being a doosh.
Not my fault.
 

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
https://bastardfactory.net/threads/official-member-sightings-thread.227/page-245#post-134734 :Lovin1:
She wishes.
Just get the Lovense app, her user name and let me know when u do.
The "Lovesense app"???
Lovense. Google the device and you'll understand. I'm assuming there's an app.
NINTCHDBPICT000518823242.jpg
I get the strange idea that you are pulling my leg... What could be causing that?
Well, I'd say the same thing to be honest with you.
But the truth is, she posts about all these things.
She also has preferred to be gender ambiguous for 22 years.
As well as being a doosh.
Not my fault.
I am still going to blame you :LOL4:
 

Master Pu

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
https://bastardfactory.net/threads/official-member-sightings-thread.227/page-245#post-134734 :Lovin1:
She wishes.
Just get the Lovense app, her user name and let me know when u do.
The "Lovesense app"???
Lovense. Google the device and you'll understand. I'm assuming there's an app.
NINTCHDBPICT000518823242.jpg
I get the strange idea that you are pulling my leg... What could be causing that?
Well, I'd say the same thing to be honest with you.
But the truth is, she posts about all these things.
She also has preferred to be gender ambiguous for 22 years.
As well as being a doosh.
Not my fault.
I am still going to blame you :LOL4:
You'll see for yourself.
 

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
https://bastardfactory.net/threads/official-member-sightings-thread.227/page-245#post-134734 :Lovin1:
She wishes.
Just get the Lovense app, her user name and let me know when u do.
The "Lovesense app"???
Lovense. Google the device and you'll understand. I'm assuming there's an app.
NINTCHDBPICT000518823242.jpg
I get the strange idea that you are pulling my leg... What could be causing that?
Well, I'd say the same thing to be honest with you.
But the truth is, she posts about all these things.
She also has preferred to be gender ambiguous for 22 years.
As well as being a doosh.
Not my fault.

Sounds like Dinky Dianna?
 

Master Pu

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Tater Kirk has lots to say. She goes in spurts. Usually on the waning moon.
Just you folks wait. She loves the porn. She loves cam models.
She has a Lovense device.
Max may get *ahem*her to let him control it.
She's quite taken with the young lad.
https://bastardfactory.net/threads/official-member-sightings-thread.227/page-245#post-134734 :Lovin1:
She wishes.
Just get the Lovense app, her user name and let me know when u do.
The "Lovesense app"???
Lovense. Google the device and you'll understand. I'm assuming there's an app.
NINTCHDBPICT000518823242.jpg
I get the strange idea that you are pulling my leg... What could be causing that?
Well, I'd say the same thing to be honest with you.
But the truth is, she posts about all these things.
She also has preferred to be gender ambiguous for 22 years.
As well as being a doosh.
Not my fault.

Sounds like Dinky Dianna?
DD tries to catfish dudes for the purposes of blackmail or slamming them after the fact. Bricktop is the example. That was in the early 2000's. He wanted dick pics, so I've heard. He became DD to go after BT again many years later. Obviously, a 'normal' man wouldn't even consider doing such things. The tip of the iceberg with Freud.
Freud is underhanded.
Tater isn't.
But they both change handles continuously so they are hard to track.
Notice BEnzo is always BEnzo.
I don't hide.
 

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I get the strange idea that you are pulling my leg... What could be causing that?
Well, I'd say the same thing to be honest with you.
But the truth is, she posts about all these things.
She also has preferred to be gender ambiguous for 22 years.
As well as being a doosh.
Not my fault.

Sounds like Dinky Dianna?
DD tries to catfish dudes for the purposes of blackmail or slamming them after the fact. Bricktop is the example. That was in the early 2000's. He wanted dick pics, so I've heard. He became DD to go after BT again many years later. Obviously, a 'normal' man wouldn't even consider doing such things. The tip of the iceberg with Freud.
Freud is underhanded.
Tater isn't.
But they both change handles continuously so they are hard to track.
Notice BEnzo is always BEnzo.
I don't hide.
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!


So... you were just luring me into her trap?
 

Master Pu

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I get the strange idea that you are pulling my leg... What could be causing that?
Well, I'd say the same thing to be honest with you.
But the truth is, she posts about all these things.
She also has preferred to be gender ambiguous for 22 years.
As well as being a doosh.
Not my fault.

Sounds like Dinky Dianna?
DD tries to catfish dudes for the purposes of blackmail or slamming them after the fact. Bricktop is the example. That was in the early 2000's. He wanted dick pics, so I've heard. He became DD to go after BT again many years later. Obviously, a 'normal' man wouldn't even consider doing such things. The tip of the iceberg with Freud.
Freud is underhanded.
Tater isn't.
But they both change handles continuously so they are hard to track.
Notice BEnzo is always BEnzo.
I don't hide.
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!


So... you were just luring me into her trap?
No. Tater isn't exactly like that and I pretty much was upfront about her. You disbelieve.
Freud/DD won't pull that shit here because he's being watched by those of us who know his shenanigans.
 

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I get the strange idea that you are pulling my leg... What could be causing that?
Well, I'd say the same thing to be honest with you.
But the truth is, she posts about all these things.
She also has preferred to be gender ambiguous for 22 years.
As well as being a doosh.
Not my fault.

Sounds like Dinky Dianna?
DD tries to catfish dudes for the purposes of blackmail or slamming them after the fact. Bricktop is the example. That was in the early 2000's. He wanted dick pics, so I've heard. He became DD to go after BT again many years later. Obviously, a 'normal' man wouldn't even consider doing such things. The tip of the iceberg with Freud.
Freud is underhanded.
Tater isn't.
But they both change handles continuously so they are hard to track.
Notice BEnzo is always BEnzo.
I don't hide.
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!


So... you were just luring me into her trap?
No. Tater isn't exactly like that and I pretty much was upfront about her. You disbelieve.
Freud/DD won't pull that shit here because he's being watched by those of us who know his shenanigans.
You still mention "her"....?
 

Master Pu

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I get the strange idea that you are pulling my leg... What could be causing that?
Well, I'd say the same thing to be honest with you.
But the truth is, she posts about all these things.
She also has preferred to be gender ambiguous for 22 years.
As well as being a doosh.
Not my fault.

Sounds like Dinky Dianna?
DD tries to catfish dudes for the purposes of blackmail or slamming them after the fact. Bricktop is the example. That was in the early 2000's. He wanted dick pics, so I've heard. He became DD to go after BT again many years later. Obviously, a 'normal' man wouldn't even consider doing such things. The tip of the iceberg with Freud.
Freud is underhanded.
Tater isn't.
But they both change handles continuously so they are hard to track.
Notice BEnzo is always BEnzo.
I don't hide.
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!


So... you were just luring me into her trap?
No. Tater isn't exactly like that and I pretty much was upfront about her. You disbelieve.
Freud/DD won't pull that shit here because he's being watched by those of us who know his shenanigans.
You still mention "her"....?
I accept she identifies as a woman.
I'm not a total dick.
 

Q

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I get the strange idea that you are pulling my leg... What could be causing that?
Well, I'd say the same thing to be honest with you.
But the truth is, she posts about all these things.
She also has preferred to be gender ambiguous for 22 years.
As well as being a doosh.
Not my fault.

Sounds like Dinky Dianna?
DD tries to catfish dudes for the purposes of blackmail or slamming them after the fact. Bricktop is the example. That was in the early 2000's. He wanted dick pics, so I've heard. He became DD to go after BT again many years later. Obviously, a 'normal' man wouldn't even consider doing such things. The tip of the iceberg with Freud.
Freud is underhanded.
Tater isn't.
But they both change handles continuously so they are hard to track.
Notice BEnzo is always BEnzo.
I don't hide.
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!


So... you were just luring me into her trap?
No. Tater isn't exactly like that and I pretty much was upfront about her. You disbelieve.
Freud/DD won't pull that shit here because he's being watched by those of us who know his shenanigans.
You still mention "her"....?
I accept she identifies as a woman.
I'm not a total dick.
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!


She should look like this! I want it, I want it, I want it!!

MAKE IT HAPPEN! :devil1:
 

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I get the strange idea that you are pulling my leg... What could be causing that?
Well, I'd say the same thing to be honest with you.
But the truth is, she posts about all these things.
She also has preferred to be gender ambiguous for 22 years.
As well as being a doosh.
Not my fault.

Sounds like Dinky Dianna?
DD tries to catfish dudes for the purposes of blackmail or slamming them after the fact. Bricktop is the example. That was in the early 2000's. He wanted dick pics, so I've heard. He became DD to go after BT again many years later. Obviously, a 'normal' man wouldn't even consider doing such things. The tip of the iceberg with Freud.
Freud is underhanded.
Tater isn't.
But they both change handles continuously so they are hard to track.
Notice BEnzo is always BEnzo.
I don't hide.
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!


So... you were just luring me into her trap?
No. Tater isn't exactly like that and I pretty much was upfront about her. You disbelieve.
Freud/DD won't pull that shit here because he's being watched by those of us who know his shenanigans.
You still mention "her"....?
I accept she identifies as a woman.
I'm not a total dick.
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!


She should look like this! I want it, I want it, I want it!!

MAKE IT HAPPEN! :devil1:

Dude, I think you like the pictures better than the real?
 

Master Pu

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I get the strange idea that you are pulling my leg... What could be causing that?
Well, I'd say the same thing to be honest with you.
But the truth is, she posts about all these things.
She also has preferred to be gender ambiguous for 22 years.
As well as being a doosh.
Not my fault.

Sounds like Dinky Dianna?
DD tries to catfish dudes for the purposes of blackmail or slamming them after the fact. Bricktop is the example. That was in the early 2000's. He wanted dick pics, so I've heard. He became DD to go after BT again many years later. Obviously, a 'normal' man wouldn't even consider doing such things. The tip of the iceberg with Freud.
Freud is underhanded.
Tater isn't.
But they both change handles continuously so they are hard to track.
Notice BEnzo is always BEnzo.
I don't hide.
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!


So... you were just luring me into her trap?
No. Tater isn't exactly like that and I pretty much was upfront about her. You disbelieve.
Freud/DD won't pull that shit here because he's being watched by those of us who know his shenanigans.
You still mention "her"....?
I accept she identifies as a woman.
I'm not a total dick.
Please, Log in or Register to view URLs content!


She should look like this! I want it, I want it, I want it!!

MAKE IT HAPPEN! :devil1:
If a dick pops out you won't!
Lol!