I Have Blood on My Hands

[Holliday 3000]

Don't we all, you may be thinking. True that, but no that isn't the matter.
. Took a good face forward spill fishing the river today.
You may think river rocks are all nice and smoothly round, but you'd be wrong...as you are about so many things.
Shale rock got pointy edges and can be quit raggedy.
So I got my hands down in front and ripped them up pretty good....cursed a lot.
Yes, river wading has its hazards and can be treacherous for sure.
Soap, peroxide, and Dr Jimmy Beam will get me through this, so don't you worry for me.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

You should start a thread on that.

 

[Garraty_47]

As the saying goes:

If you're going to be a clumsy twat you need to be tough.

Be sure to pass on our heartfelt admiration for that clump of shale next time you're stumbling along the same bit of river.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Don't we all, you may be thinking. True that, but no that isn't the matter.
. Took a good face forward spill fishing the river today.
You may think river rocks are all nice and smoothly round, but you'd be wrong...as you are about so many things.
Shale rock got pointy edges and can be quit raggedy.
So I got my hands down in front and ripped them up pretty good....cursed a lot.
Yes, river wading has its hazards and can be treacherous for sure.
Soap, peroxide, and Dr Jimmy Beam will get me through this, so don't you worry for me.

Didn't you read your Medicare email from Dr Oz today? It was all about preventing falls.

... and double up on the peroxide scrub. Those polluted New Jersey waters are filled with pathogens.

 

[Holliday 3000]

You should start a thread on that.

I'll look in to it.

 

[Holliday 3000]

Soap, peroxide, and Dr Jimmy Beam will get me through this

...and of course, the love of a good woman. @Fredricka

 

[X]

Pfft I’d go drunk fishing too if fredricka was my squeeze, come to think of it doesn’t her husband go fishing a lot ?? Hmmm wander why

 

[Holliday 3000]

Pfft I’d go drunk fishing too if fredricka was my squeeze, come to think of it doesn’t her husband go fishing a lot ?? Hmmm wander why

I absolutely never fish or do any outdoor activity while drinking.
. Only while at theBadlyRetardedFagtory do I tipple.
...and that only by necessity.

 

[Frood]

Don't we all, you may be thinking. True that, but no that isn't the matter.
. Took a good face forward spill fishing the river today.
You may think river rocks are all nice and smoothly round, but you'd be wrong...as you are about so many things.
Shale rock got pointy edges and can be quit raggedy.
So I got my hands down in front and ripped them up pretty good....cursed a lot.
Yes, river wading has its hazards and can be treacherous for sure.
Soap, peroxide, and Dr Jimmy Beam will get me through this, so don't you worry for me.

I did similarly climbing the cliffs at a beach in thong footwear. Got tore up falling down into a really really salty rock pool that stung pretty fiercely. So much blood..... like Jack's butthole after Sausage Fingers gets done fist pegging him.

 

[Holliday 3000]

I did similarly climbing the cliffs at a beach in thong footwear. Got tore up falling down into a really really salty rock pool that stung pretty fiercely. So much blood..... like Jack's butthole after Sausage Fingers gets done fist pegging him.

Footwear is always a top consideration no matter the activity, if standing. Of course face down being Jacklyn's starting position for most of his...no footwear needed.
Mine are good river wader boots, but a mistake of a quarter inch can be costly. I'm fairly deliberate and expert, but falls occur.

These are my wading boots:

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[Fredricka]

Pfft I’d go drunk fishing too if fredricka was my squeeze, come to think of it doesn’t her husband go fishing a lot ?? Hmmm wander why

No he doesn't , hmmm wonder why you don't have a clue about you

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Get well soon, Doc

 

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