I think it's time Blurt finally found him/herself a boy/girlfriend

[Adam Hitler]

The resident cross-dressing Canadian has been angrily mincing around these forums for years with endless man-shaming and hysterical pink knighting, almost to the point where you actually feel sorry for the guy/gal.

But, his gender confusion and taste for the contents of his elderly mother's wardrobe aside, I believe that his mood and quality of life could be massively improved if he found himself a 'mate' and in doing so we wouldn't be inflicted with his trademark sassy transvesite routine quite so frequently.

Regardless of my personal views and aversion to LGBT relationships, I suggest that we as a community come togther and help find this lonely soul a man or woman, to help him/her through their time of need.

Over 5 years without sex is bound to inflict huge psychological damage. Confused 5

 

[Ice]

:LMAO2:

 

[Swamp-Duck]

Maybe he ain’t lonely, she could have married himself..

 

[Frood]

Maybe he ain’t lonely, she could have married himself..

That could legit be Flynn!... :LOL2:

 

[Adam Hitler]

Maybe he ain’t lonely, she could have married himself..

That's Blurt's idea of the perfect specimen, a dual-gendered monstrosity. :LOL1:

 

[Frood]

Maybe he ain’t lonely, she could have married himself..

That's Blurt's idea of the perfect specimen, a dual-gendered monstrosity. :LOL1:

Come on....Blurt is straight...

 

[Adam Hitler]

As the letter C...

 

[Blazor]

The way I understand it, Blurt is straight, as in he likes ladies. I think the reason he dresses up as a lady, is to get in with the hot lesbians.

 

[Jake]

my personal views

Your personal views evidently compel you to start trophy threads of a particularly whiney, predictable and boring sort.

 

[X]

Blurt is a Character
You are the eater of Hot pockets

:LMAO2:

 

[Scrawny The Ghost]

Cross dressers are kinda hawt ngl

 

[Adam Hitler]

my personal views

Your personal views evidently compel you to start trophy threads of a particularly whiney, predictable and boring sort.

Aww Lady Peaches pulls up in his pink mobility scooter in aid of his cross-dressing protege and ex lover, how romantic.

 

[Master Pu]

Cross dressers are kinda hawt ngl

Another one^^^

 

[Blurt]

::rushes up to the stage, breathless::

::holds statuette with both hands::

"I know I've had an unorthodox career... but I can't deny the fact that you like me... right now, YOU LIKE ME!"

Scouse,

Thanks for the thread, buddy.

But, if you can just bear with me for a spell while I roll up this thread and smoke it, I'll presently tend to that bleeding starfish you call "UncleDiLF's Garage."

You follow me around like a besotted tween drooling over an Ariana Grande notebook cover. And you don't even have enough sense to wipe the spittle off your chin even though that bright red handkerchief hanging from your back pocket is begging to be used for any other purpose than wiping cum off your nose.

Here's a tip, foo': ditch the chloroform, flush the roofies, get a second tooth, and sack the cat. You'll be improving your chances of being as much of a ladies' man as I am.

I say this as a friend.

 

[Blazor]

::rushes up to the stage, breathless::

::holds statuette with both hands::

"I know I've had an unorthodox career... but I can't deny the fact that you like me... right now, YOU LIKE ME!"

Scouse,

Thanks for the thread, buddy.

But, if you can just bear with me for a spell while I roll up this thread and smoke it, I'll presently tend to that bleeding starfish you call "UncleDiLF's Garage."

You follow me around like a besotted tween drooling over an Ariana Grande notebook cover. And you don't even have enough sense to wipe the spittle off your chin even though that bright red handkerchief hanging from your back pocket is begging to be used for any other purpose than wiping cum off your nose.

Here's a tip, foo': ditch the chloroform, flush the roofies, get a second tooth, and sack the cat. You'll be improving your chances of being as much of a ladies' man as I am.

I say this as a friend.

Hey man, when you decide to roll this thread up and smoke it, count me in, I hate a brother to toke alone lol.

 

[Blurt]

You got it, Pontiac! :rightON:

Um, I mean, Jeep! :Grin3:

 

[Murdy]

I would date Blurt. The hair products alone make me moist lol

 

[Blazor]

You got it, Pontiac! :rightON:

Um, I mean, Jeep! :Grin3:

I got a multi member mullet chop, with me in it lol. But that forum is still around, and I been trying to get them to come here, but its like pulling teeth lol. They like the trust that is built there. Scooter knows of where I speak lol.

 

[Succubus]

Maybe he ain’t lonely, she could have married himself..

That could legit be Flynn!... :LOL2:

I was thinking the same thing!!!! Damn that looks like Dorian!!!!!

 

[Blurt]

I would date Blurt. The hair products alone make me moist lol

My last girlfriend made off with my fave black leather skirt when we parted ways.

 

[Dr Bill Jiden]

::rushes up to the stage, breathless::

::holds statuette with both hands::

"I know I've had an unorthodox career... but I can't deny the fact that you like me... right now, YOU LIKE ME!"

Scouse,

Thanks for the thread, buddy.

But, if you can just bear with me for a spell while I roll up this thread and smoke it, I'll presently tend to that bleeding starfish you call "UncleDiLF's Garage."

You follow me around like a besotted tween drooling over an Ariana Grande notebook cover. And you don't even have enough sense to wipe the spittle off your chin even though that bright red handkerchief hanging from your back pocket is begging to be used for any other purpose than wiping cum off your nose.

Here's a tip, foo': ditch the chloroform, flush the roofies, get a second tooth, and sack the cat. You'll be improving your chances of being as much of a ladies' man as I am.

I say this as a friend.

There is something in you that stirs his, uhm, "imagination".

 

[Frood]

I would date Blurt. The hair products alone make me moist lol

My last girlfriend made off with my fave black leather skirt when we parted ways.

I can't even begin to tell you how many thongs go missing when a relationship is on the skids...

 

[Murdy]

I would date Blurt. The hair products alone make me moist lol

My last girlfriend made off with my fave black leather skirt when we parted ways.

I’ll only steal your favorite hoodie... if you promise not to steal any of my sex toys, corsets and latex clothing.

 

[Frood]

I would date Blurt. The hair products alone make me moist lol

My last girlfriend made off with my fave black leather skirt when we parted ways.

I’ll only steal your favorite hoodie... if you promise not to steal any of my sex toys, corsets and latex clothing.

He'd have to really wash the wet dog smell off if he was that keen...

 

[Murdy]

I would date Blurt. The hair products alone make me moist lol

My last girlfriend made off with my fave black leather skirt when we parted ways.

I’ll only steal your favorite hoodie... if you promise not to steal any of my sex toys, corsets and latex clothing.

He'd have to really wash the wet dog smell off if he was that keen...

my pets are not allowed to touch me

nice try

 

[realgrimm]

 

[Blurt]

I would date Blurt. The hair products alone make me moist lol

My last girlfriend made off with my fave black leather skirt when we parted ways.

I’ll only steal your favorite hoodie... if you promise not to steal any of my sex toys, corsets and latex clothing.

Sorry, Murdy, I can enter in no such agreement.

My hoodie is my everything.

When I wear it, I get to hide from the world.

Plus, there's an olive tapenade stain on the right shoulder.

Long story.

 

[UncleDiLF]

I hearded that Blurt the turd boughteded a small sex doll. No tits. So he have some company at his broke flat. @Gutterballs has experience buying dolls online.

He can controll her and get a bj whenever he wants as a mgtow.

Sad guy

 

[realgrimm]

I hearded that Blurt the turd boughteded a small sex doll. No tits. So he have some company at his broke flat. @Gutterballs has experience buying dolls online.

He can controll her and get a bj whenever he wants as a mgtow.

Sad guy

the VIOLENCE is REAL!!!

 

[UncleDiLF]

I hearded that Blurt the turd boughteded a small sex doll. No tits. So he have some company at his broke flat. @Gutterballs has experience buying dolls online.

He can controll her and get a bj whenever he wants as a mgtow.

Sad guy

the VIOLENCE is REAL!!!

that was the selfie of MaxiPad. Blurt has one if these small dolls. Siiiiiiiiiick