I think it's time Blurt finally found him/herself a boy/girlfriend

[Murdy]

I hearded that Blurt the turd boughteded a small sex doll. No tits. So he have some company at his broke flat. @Gutterballs has experience buying dolls online.

He can controll her and get a bj whenever he wants as a mgtow.

Sad guy

the VIOLENCE is REAL!!!

she should have picked a better safe word than Beetlejuive

 

[Murdy]

I would date Blurt. The hair products alone make me moist lol

My last girlfriend made off with my fave black leather skirt when we parted ways.

I’ll only steal your favorite hoodie... if you promise not to steal any of my sex toys, corsets and latex clothing.

Sorry, Murdy, I can enter in no such agreement.

My hoodie is my everything.

When I wear it, I get to hide from the world.

Plus, there's an olive tapenade stain on the right shoulder.

Long story.

I might be willing to make this ONE exception under one condition...



Are you really 6’4”?

 

[Frood]

I would date Blurt. The hair products alone make me moist lol

My last girlfriend made off with my fave black leather skirt when we parted ways.

I’ll only steal your favorite hoodie... if you promise not to steal any of my sex toys, corsets and latex clothing.

Sorry, Murdy, I can enter in no such agreement.

My hoodie is my everything.

When I wear it, I get to hide from the world.

Plus, there's an olive tapenade stain on the right shoulder.

Long story.

I might be willing to make this ONE exception under one condition...



Are you really 6’4”?

In stilettos or barefooted?

 

[Seamajor]

Maybe he ain’t lonely, she could have married himself..

That could legit be Flynn!... :LOL2:

Remided me of your marriage to Frank. Bet it was a joyous occasion

 

[Frood]

Maybe he ain’t lonely, she could have married himself..

That could legit be Flynn!... :LOL2:

Remided me of your marriage to Frank. Bet it was a joyous occasion

There was never a Frank...

...much like the contents of your boxers...

 

[Blurt]

I would date Blurt. The hair products alone make me moist lol

My last girlfriend made off with my fave black leather skirt when we parted ways.

I’ll only steal your favorite hoodie... if you promise not to steal any of my sex toys, corsets and latex clothing.

Sorry, Murdy, I can enter in no such agreement.

My hoodie is my everything.

When I wear it, I get to hide from the world.

Plus, there's an olive tapenade stain on the right shoulder.

Long story.

I might be willing to make this ONE exception under one condition...



Are you really 6’4”?

Heh. Sorry to disappoint. Just under 5'11".

In gold lamé flats.

 

[Blurt]

I hearded that Blurt the turd boughteded a small sex doll. No tits. So he have some company at his broke flat.

Stop trying to seduce me, Diffany Drongo. I'm unseduceable.

Plus, I'm into honeydew melons and roast beef sandwiches, not gherkins and pickled onions.

Away with you! Away!

 

[UncleDiLF]

I hearded that Blurt the turd boughteded a small sex doll. No tits. So he have some company at his broke flat.

Stop trying to seduce me, Diffany Drongo. I'm unseduceable.

Plus, I'm into honeydew melons and roast beef sandwiches, not gherkins and pickled onions.

Away with you! Away!

You filthy beast. Untrue.
leave the small sex dolls alone. We all feel the pain when you penetrate them with your strong, small meAT.
away with you! Away!

 

[Murdy]

I would date Blurt. The hair products alone make me moist lol

My last girlfriend made off with my fave black leather skirt when we parted ways.

I’ll only steal your favorite hoodie... if you promise not to steal any of my sex toys, corsets and latex clothing.

Sorry, Murdy, I can enter in no such agreement.

My hoodie is my everything.

When I wear it, I get to hide from the world.

Plus, there's an olive tapenade stain on the right shoulder.

Long story.

I might be willing to make this ONE exception under one condition...



Are you really 6’4”?

In stilettos or barefooted?

depends.. am I carrying an infant inside me or taking my frustrations out on gimp?

 

[Murdy]

I hearded that Blurt the turd boughteded a small sex doll. No tits. So he have some company at his broke flat. @Gutterballs has experience buying dolls online.

He can controll her and get a bj whenever he wants as a mgtow.

Sad guy

the VIOLENCE is REAL!!!

she should have picked a better safe word than Beetlejuive

BEETLEJUICE #blondemoment