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It is clean.
I washed my Corvette yesterday
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Bully for you.
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MrNonceGuy, I forgot to tag you.
I realize that I should include a picture with my Jeep too....so people can understand just how low-to-the-ground my C8 Corvette is.....picture coming!!!!
@MrNiceGuy
I realize that I should include a picture with my Jeep too....so people can understand just how low-to-the-ground my C8 Corvette is.....picture coming!!!!
@MrNiceGuy
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Look how low my C8 Corvette is!!!!
Fuckin' awesome!!!!!
Fuckin' awesome!!!!!
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@Admin. @Lily @MrNiceGuy @Courier 6 @Seamajor @Alticus @Bastard Factory
Someone in the Jeep could look over and not even realize there is a super duper sports car there....
Ready to Burn Rubber!!!!!
Someone in the Jeep could look over and not even realize there is a super duper sports car there....
Ready to Burn Rubber!!!!!
I had a 98 Jeep Cherokee Sport all aluminum heads... which means something to gearheads but nothing to me who lives to chew up the bigger scenery than Gary Numan 'Cars'.
But can you drive?
I find humor in people who stomp the gas pedal, cut across multiple lanes in front of me to the exit ramp and then are surprised when I cross through the same light they end up sitting at because I am a man of negotiating curves.
Anyone can can go fast straight. Anyone can stomp a gas pedal to a floorboard.
Can you steer?
Dale Earnhardt cut across grass without spinning out.
Even the painted lines at the edge of a racetrack are dangerous to anyone who knows how slick the painted surface can be vs the raw.
You're in luck Bro. My wife wants to see Niagra Falls. And I know the best view is via the Canadian side. So I need you to smuggle us in. Kidding. But maybe when we come up next year we can meet you & yours and our wives will be like why do these idiots even coexist?
So our wives will bond over why we even exist & we'll bond over stupid shit guys have bonded with since the dawn of guys.
Maybe we can have a fistfight in Hamilton? Because... Hamilton?
Love ya!
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Problem is your prog leftist gov't would jail you as bully while oratizing me as anti herioic nerd.
You didn't think this through, didja?
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I actually did.
I plan to dress up as a woman and scream "Transphobe!!!! Transphobe!!!!" as I pummel you senseless.
I would be considered a hero/heroine.
Make sure you have the biggest fake tits ever like that canadian school worker dude so you can teach both of us a lesson. Me AND all the students!
In gayness.
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You washed your balls yesterday.It is clean.
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Balls nonexist.
Fake news.
Hi prowler!
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Coincidentally, I brushed my teeth this morning, now they’re minty fresh. Yeah you’re jaelous.
THANKS FOR THE DAILY UPDATE ADMIN!
CAN YOU DO A WEEKLY UPDATE?
IS YOUR CAR WARSHED?
LULZ.
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My schedule for the morning is after breakfast (there will be receipts!) I will shit, shower and shave followed by a “touch up” toothbrushing, follow me for more interesting moments of my life.
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I am taking my wife out for dinner tonight at an awesome restaurant.
We are taking my C8 Corvette.
We are taking my C8 Corvette.
Lily
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Is the toothbrush Naruto? Is it free of carcinogens? Nevermind. Your clickbait doomscrolled me to oblivion. I'm ended.
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