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ICC I done did heard that oral sex isn’t as relished due to a lower hygiene standard? “They” say that the basic folk are too cold to wash their private parts consistently enough...is this true or just here say?
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Yeah it’s true, we all stink like rotting cod balls...
Hey...just wash the crotch a bit! Cold weather makes one lazy, but a special crotch flap in the pyjamas will do the trick nicely. :AssKisser:
So what do you do about sweaty bollocks and chaffing arse crack in the heat, is it a case of slap on the Vaseline?
Manscaping. No hair on deez nutz, pubes trimmed to a #1 and shaved arse. Hair increases bacteria 10-fold. Hygiene has been an OCD priority my entire life. I’m a cunnilinguist I’ll have you know...lesbians hate me!
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Yeah it’s true, we all stink like rotting cod balls...
Hey...just wash the crotch a bit! Cold weather makes one lazy, but a special crotch flap in the pyjamas will do the trick nicely. :AssKisser:
So what do you do about sweaty bollocks and chaffing arse crack in the heat, is it a case of slap on the Vaseline?
Manscaping. No hair on deez nutz, pubes trimmed to a #1 and shaved arse. Hair increases bacteria 10-fold. Hygiene has been an OCD priority of the entire life. I’m a cunnilinguist I’ll have you know...lesbians hate me!
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Describe how you reach to shave your arseole...
 
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Yeah it’s true, we all stink like rotting cod balls...
Hey...just wash the crotch a bit! Cold weather makes one lazy, but a special crotch flap in the pyjamas will do the trick nicely. :AssKisser:
So what do you do about sweaty bollocks and chaffing arse crack in the heat, is it a case of slap on the Vaseline?
Manscaping. No hair on deez nutz, pubes trimmed to a #1 and shaved arse. Hair increases bacteria 10-fold. Hygiene has been an OCD priority of the entire life. I’m a cunnilinguist I’ll have you know...lesbians hate me!
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Describe how you reach to shave your arseole...
Shower-squat, and shave toward the crack-stop-move a bit, then shave away from the crack. Don’t get stupid and shave the hair more than two inches past the DMZ or you’re asking for shave rash. One mustn’t get shy on oneself...it’s the modern way. You don’t want to have dags near your arse like sheep have. It’s not cool for the chicks!
 

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Yeah but how do you disguise your hemmoroids , don’t the chicks notice them hanging like a ripe bunch of grapes ?
 
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Yeah but how do you disguise your hemmoroids , don’t the chicks notice them hanging like a ripe bunch of grapes ?
I never get haemorrhoids on account of a balanced diet. A take my time on the big white telephone when I’m evacuating my bowels. I take Spanish lessons using Duolingo. Jajajajajajajajajaja... tu comes mas carne?
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ICC they say that the ear wax grows thicker, and that using ear-buds to try and remove the accumulation compounds the problem? If you notice CC actors when on screen, there is a green-yellow hue about their ear entrances...
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ICC they say that the ear wax grows thicker, and that using ear-buds to try and remove the accumulation compounds the problem? If see notice CC actors when on screen, there is a green-yellow hue about their ear entrances...
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It’s handy in a situation when you need to stick something together,it’s also a good alternative to wd40, like carrying your own handy tool box...
 
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ICC they say that the ear wax grows thicker, and that using ear-buds to try and remove the accumulation compounds the problem? If see notice CC actors when on screen, there is a green-yellow hue about their ear entrances...
:Antagonize:
It’s handy in a situation when you need to stick something together,it’s also a good alternative to wd40, like carrying your own handy tool box...
Gotta love WD-40... it’s uses are virtually endless. But I digress...
Too much ear-wax makes the tip of one’s tongue bitter and makes the body shiver in response making one say, “eeeeeew”. It definitely must detract from the foreplay. My advice would be a very long hot water session in the shower with the head tilted to melt the excess wax and allow the gunk to flush away. OCD 101