Is posting about having sex with children allowed here?

[Cookie Monster]

Your reverse psychology won't work, I'm putting you on ignore, Nora batty was the last straw, ta ta

Brilliant.

 

[Fredricka]

Someone tell cookie to stfu and jog the fuck on, I sense his rotten filthy aura in here

 

[Flynn]

Which one there are 2? Leaving the watermark avoids copyright infringement. Not likely here I know but good habits pay dividends sooner or later.

Oh and I'm going to mention halfwit here so hopefullies she will latch on to you rather than follow me around the forum.

@Fredricka

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What's wrong with Fred? Sure, she might not have the pedigree you have, but she makes up for it in effort and volume.

I want to address one thing. You called me an ass kisser for throwing out compliments to one Fred. Now, if you really know me, you'd know I don't play ass sucking games, nor do I throw out neg reps like like condoms at an LGBTQXYZ convention. I generally give mostly positive reps for good writing, or/and effort. Search my post history if you dare, and you'll see I reserve my compliments to those that truly earn it. Putting personal feelings aside, I can even compliment someone that disgusts me, take for example Lily and Bastard Factory. Both those meat heads wouldn't know humor if it came up to them looking like you in drag. So, I guess what I'm saying is shut the fuck up.

 

[Bastard Factory]

Let's cut to the bone and color categorize usergroups by their race and/or political affiliation.

 

[Flynn]

Let's cut to the bone and color categorize usergroups by their race and/or political affiliation.

Can we first get rid of the fucking bats?!?!

ASSHOLE!!!

 

[Bastard Factory]

Done.
Its a program that kicks on as a holiday nears, there's like 14 of them. I have to go in and manually shut it up.

 

[Flynn]

Done.
Its a program that kicks on as a holiday nears, there's like 14 of them. I have to go in and manually shut it up.

Cool. Thanks! I appreciate it.

 

[Flynn]

Let's cut to the bone and color categorize usergroups by their race and/or political affiliation.

You should let @Lily pick the colors and pick the people for the groups.

Wouldn't that be a novel idea???!!!

 

[Bastard Factory]

I know you do.

 

[Flynn]

I know you do.

Ehhhh???

What?!

Do you think you could keep your response grounded to Earth next time?

 

[Fredricka]

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What's wrong with Fred? Sure, she might not have the pedigree you have, but she makes up for it in effort and volume.

I want to address one thing. You called me an ass kisser for throwing out compliments to one Fred. Now, if you really know me, you'd know I don't play ass sucking games, nor do I throw out neg reps like like condoms at an LGBTQXYZ convention. I generally give mostly positive reps for good writing, or/and effort. Search my post history if you dare, and you'll see I reserve my compliments to those that truly earn it. Putting personal feelings aside, I can even compliment someone that disgusts me, take for example Lily and Bastard Factory. Both those meat heads wouldn't know humor if it came up to them looking like you in drag. So, I guess what I'm saying is shut the fuck up.

Cookie just wants attention, this here is literally the only female attention he gets ever

 

[Flynn]

Cookie just wants attention, this here is literally the only female attention he gets ever

Have you seen him?

It's not earth shattering news he looks like the Hunchback Of Notre Dame circa. 1923. It's a wonder he hasn't been kidnapped by the NHS, and used for scientific research in conjunction with their primate breeding program.

 

[Fredricka]

Fred's from Cornwall.

Lilys so jealous of that, she yearns for the rattlers and pasties but all she has is taco bell, dry rice and dog toilet beaches

 

[realgrimm]

Let's cut to the bone and color categorize usergroups by their race and/or political affiliation.

Yup I agree seen it incorporated different ways , like on BF 1.0 where it allowed trophies arcade champions, bastard of the month .. etc , members got a physical flair that had hover identification what it meant

 

[Fredricka]

Have you seen him?

It's not earth shattering news he looks like the Hunchback Of Notre Dame circa. 1923. It's a wonder he hasn't been kidnapped by the NHS, and used for scientific research in conjunction with their primate breeding program.

I have seen a pic, he looks like status quos dad

 

[Cookie Monster]

Have you seen him?

It's not earth shattering news he looks like the Hunchback Of Notre Dame circa. 1923. It's a wonder he hasn't been kidnapped by the NHS, and used for scientific research in conjunction with their primate breeding program.

Mmmmmmm monsterfication. Are you suggesting a cookie/stooch hybrid? Yea talk dirty to me baby, lololol,

 

[Cookie Monster]

Have you seen him?

It's not earth shattering news he looks like the Hunchback Of Notre Dame circa. 1923. It's a wonder he hasn't been kidnapped by the NHS, and used for scientific research in conjunction with their primate breeding program.

I'm 6ft 2in, that alone should be enough for you to piss your menopausal pissflaps.

 

[Flynn]

I have seen a pic, he looks like status quos dad

If my dad looked like that, I would be on Dateline for lopping off my own father's Ichabod Crane looking pumpkin head.

Don't you people call that an honor killing?

 

[Flynn]

Mmmmmmm monsterfication. Are you suggesting a cookie/stooch hybrid? Yea talk dirty to me baby, lololol,

Awww...You're such a good sport Cookie Butt Blaster, even if you do look like Frankenstein and Lily's love child.

I like that about you.

 

[Flynn]

I'm 6ft 2in, that alone should be enough for you to piss your menopausal pissflaps.

Do you really think being a 6'2 circus side show act is enough to impress me? At least you could have mentioned that you live in a double wide trailer, that might have gotten me wet.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Do you really think being a 6'2 circus side show act is enough to impress me?

Er yes, obviously.

 

[Flynn]

Er yes, obviously.

Sucker, a glass of room temperature water still has you beat hands down, if it were a choice between the two of you.

Try again, peanut head.

 

[Cookie Monster]

Sucker, a glass of room temperature water still has you beat hands down, if it were a choice between the two of you.

Try again, peanut head.

So I asked AI......

Reasons why middle age women may obsess over warm water, bullet points 300 words....

Grok Replied,

Hormonal Fluctuations in Perimenopause/Menopause: Middle-aged women (typically 40–60) experience declining estrogen levels, disrupting thermoregulation. The hypothalamus misreads body temperature, triggering hot flashes and night sweats in ~75% of women (per North American Menopause Society). Warm (not hot) water (90–100°F) provides soothing, consistent heat without scalding, calming vasomotor symptoms and reducing cortisol spikes.

Digestive Sensitivity: Aging slows gastric motility; estrogen drop worsens IBS-like symptoms in 40% of perimenopausal women (Gut journal, 2022). Warm water stimulates peristalsis, relaxes gastrointestinal smooth muscle, and dilutes stomach acid better than cold water, easing bloating and reflux—common complaints in midlife.

So there you have it in the first 2 answers, menopausal hag with IBS keeps farting like a F-15 taking of and bouncing of the walls at every internet comment fuelled by falling estrogen levels as fast as Jack's rise every time he thinks about cock.

 

[wizer]

I'm 6ft 2in, that alone should be enough for you to piss your menopausal pissflaps.

That seems to be a popular height around here but I still got you beat. I lost an inch over the years but I'm still 7 and a half feet tall.

 

[wizer]

So there you have it in the first 2 answers, menopausal hag with IBS keeps farting like a F-15 taking of and bouncing of the walls at every internet comment fuelled by falling estrogen levels as fast as Jack's rise every time he thinks about cock.

The effort is commendable however your analogy is flawed. @Jack's estrogen levels never get a chance to drop because he never stops thinking about it.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Let's cut to the bone and color categorize usergroups by their race and/or political affiliation.

Fucking finally!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lilys so jealous of that, she yearns for the rattlers and pasties but all she has is taco bell, dry rice and dog toilet beaches

She would be shocked to see a beach without homeless encampments, used needles and human poop everywhere.

 

[Cookie Monster]

That seems to be a popular height around here but I still got you beat. I lost an inch over the years but I'm still 7 and a half feet tall.

TBH My height is 6ft 1 1/2 inches, I just round up, The good news is chicks dig it and it gives presence when doing security work the bad news is insecure manlets are always looking for a fight. I am sure you know this.

Talking of insecure manlets I am sure Reaper rounds up to 5ft as well .

 

[wizer]

TBH My height is 6ft 1 1/2 inches, I just round up, The good news is chicks dig it and it gives presence when doing security work the bad news is insecure manlets are always looking for a fight. I am sure you know this.

I weigh in at 6' 1/2". 200 lbs give or take.

I get it.

 

[Cookie Monster]

I weigh in at 6' 1/2". 200 lbs give or take.

I get it.

I should be about 220 lol.