Israel-Gaza ceasefire deal: What are the key points?

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* A six-week initial ceasefire phase includes the gradual withdrawal of Israeli forces from central Gaza and the return of displaced Palestinians to northern Gaza

* The deal requires 600 truckloads of humanitarian aid to be allowed into Gaza every day of the ceasefire, 50 of them carrying fuel, with 300 of the trucks allocated to north

* Hamas will release 33 Israeli hostages, including all women (soldiers and civilians), children, and men over 50. Hamas will release female hostages and under 19s first, followed by men over 50

* Israel will release 30 Palestinian detainees for every civilian hostage and 50 Palestinian detainees for every Israeli female soldier Hamas releases

* Israel will release all Palestinian women and children under 19 detained since Oct. 7, 2023 by end of the first phase. The total number of Palestinians released will depend on hostages released, and could be between 990 and 1,650 Palestinian detainees including men, women and children

* Hamas will release the hostages over a six-week period, with at least three hostages released each week and the remainder of the 33 before the end of the period. All living hostages will be released first, followed by remains of dead hostages

* The implementation of the agreement will be guaranteed by Qatar, Egypt and the United States.

* Negotiations over a second phase of the agreement will begin by the 16th day of phase one and is expected to include the release of all remaining hostages, including Israeli male soldiers, a permanent ceasefire and the complete withdrawal of Israeli soldiers

* A third phase is expected to include the return of all remaining dead bodies and the start of Gaza's reconstruction, supervised by Egypt, Qatar and the United Nations

After a quick glance, it seems to me that Hamas will return some hostages and Israel will do the same, on top of decreasing their stranglehold on Gaza by allowing aid into the strip.

Good luck having this last for longer than a few weeks, if even that.
 

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The cease fire will last 3 days tops. Then one side will claim the other is violating the terms and the shitfest starts again.
 

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And then Trump will deflect blame back on sleepy let’s go Brandon, who was a total disaster by the way.
The real disaster was how insiders knew that Joe was losing his faculties, but had very willing media allies to cover it up. Only that pathetic debate performance finally exposed the scandalous behavior. So for once the liberal media can be blamed for this.
 

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The real disaster was how insiders knew that Joe was losing his faculties, but had very willing media allies to cover it up. Only that pathetic debate performance finally exposed the scandalous behavior. So for once the liberal media can be blamed for this.

True he clearly has issues with some disease or is aging badly. I'm guessing though that before 5 pm, he's probably able to function and contribute to running his adminstration.

But peepaw needs to be at the Golden Corral by 5 pm and in bed by 7.
 

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True he clearly has issues with some disease or is aging badly. I'm guessing though that before 5 pm, he's probably able to function and contribute to running his adminstration.

But peepaw needs to be at the Golden Corral by 5 pm and in bed by 7.
This is why Fox News still dominates the ratings. Even with asshats like Hannity and formerly Carlson, they don't lose as much credibility as the shills on MSNBC.

I only trust NewsNation and BBC.
 

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This is why Fox News still dominates the ratings. Even with asshats like Hannity and formerly Carlson, they don't lose as much credibility as the shills on MSNBC.

I only trust NewsNation and BBC.

I don't watch the news on TV. Wait, I lied. I watch local news and Spanish language news, both only occasionally.

But Fox News covers up for aging Trump. The man can't follow a train of thought, can't pronounce standard words and slurs his words...

Nevermind their lies.
 

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The real disaster was how insiders knew that Joe was losing his faculties, but had very willing media allies to cover it up. Only that pathetic debate performance finally exposed the scandalous behavior. So for once the liberal media can be blamed for this.
Yet somehow he still managed to at least put the slaughter in Gaza on hold, brain dead and all.
 

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The real disaster was how insiders knew that Joe was losing his faculties, but had very willing media allies to cover it up. Only that pathetic debate performance finally exposed the scandalous behavior. So for once the liberal media can be blamed for this.
That completely pissed me off
 

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Thanks to Dementia Joe’s political acumen and dogged determination 3 Israelis are home today after over a year in captivity

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This is why Fox News still dominates the ratings. Even with asshats like Hannity and formerly Carlson, they don't lose as much credibility as the shills on MSNBC.

I only trust NewsNation and BBC.

Here's my goto when my BP gets too high from msm

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Will Trump hold up a picture of the released hostages tomorrow and claim it as a yuge victory for the Abraham Accord Hedge Fund?
Bigliest victory ever, people are saying bigger than WW2 even!