Grab 'em by the pussy day!
I'll tell my wife when she comes home in a few minutes :devil1:
You'll tell her? Why dont you actually grab it! Dont be a soy boi!
Then smack her on the ass for good measure!
Oke, but if she gets angry I'll send her to you. Please PM your address details to me :devil1:
You dont want to send her to me. I havent had any pussy in 4 months, and women like to be "anger fucked" hahaha.
Im a good boy, but I may not be able to stop her advances.
As she hollers "TRUMPTARD!" I will push her face further into the pillow, while arching her ass up higher, smacking it red, and pounding it so hard that she feels my balls going SMACK SMACK SMACK on her clit. At some point she will stop saying Trumptard, and begin saying "Trump 2020!!!" as she orgasms multiple times.
So maybe I shouldnt PM you my address lol. Instead! You should not only grab her by the pussy tonight, you should whisper in her ear... "Trump 2020 baby", let her get mad, then grudge fuck the shit outta her! Trust me, she might like it so much she wont give you much free time to play on the internet anymore :rightON: