Yup, you're like family! Had you not been a Bastard, you would have hamsters lol. Then again, there are some Bastards who might be sticking hamsters up their ass, or fucking them while they are wrapped in duct tape lol.
Well, I was at a bonfire over the weekend, and we were playing this game called Would You Rather. The question was asked, would you rather eat cat or dog. I said "well I've ate pussy before, so I would give dog a try" hahahaha.