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SHAMPAIN

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#41
I might need an ingrowing toenail removed again it’s agony!
I had that done when I was a kid. Stubbing it on anything sucked.

Hell just remove the whole nail, then you could fuck your gf with something bigger than your dick.

Joking! hahaha :Grin3:
Why are you thinking of my penis? I’ve never thought about yours! :HowDareYou:
 

Blazor

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#42
I might need an ingrowing toenail removed again it’s agony!
I had that done when I was a kid. Stubbing it on anything sucked.

Hell just remove the whole nail, then you could fuck your gf with something bigger than your dick.
Question is how do you know how big his dick is - - - - - -
He randomly posted it on here lol. Thought I was watching Sesame Street and Snuffleupagus had made an appearance lol. He really should take some clippers to that thing, his gf would give him more blowjobs lol.
 

SHAMPAIN

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#43
I might need an ingrowing toenail removed again it’s agony!
I had that done when I was a kid. Stubbing it on anything sucked.

Hell just remove the whole nail, then you could fuck your gf with something bigger than your dick.
Question is how do you know how big his dick is - - - - - -
He randomly posted it on here lol. Thought I was watching Sesame Street and Snuffleupagus had made an appearance lol. He really should take some clippers to that thing, his gf would give him more blowjobs lol.
 

Blazor

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#44
I might need an ingrowing toenail removed again it’s agony!
I had that done when I was a kid. Stubbing it on anything sucked.

Hell just remove the whole nail, then you could fuck your gf with something bigger than your dick.

Joking! hahaha :Grin3:
Why are you thinking of my penis? I’ve never thought about yours! :HowDareYou:
Good thing Im not a Snowflake, I might of taken offense to that lol.
 

SHAMPAIN

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#45
I might need an ingrowing toenail removed again it’s agony!
I had that done when I was a kid. Stubbing it on anything sucked.

Hell just remove the whole nail, then you could fuck your gf with something bigger than your dick.

Joking! hahaha :Grin3:
Why are you thinking of my penis? I’ve never thought about yours! :HowDareYou:
Good thing Im not a Snowflake, I might of taken offense to that lol.
Start moaning like soy and I’ll leave you! :ThumbsUp3:

:LOL1:
 

SHAMPAIN

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#46
Is it viable to have online relationships which end up serious? Happened to me with a gorgeous Slav until it didn’t... I mean you probably converse with people you’d love to hang out with everyday irl and on the internet .. these people think so...
 

SHAMPAIN

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#47
Anyway, I got this left for me when she found out she better do or die and stop boring me... I offered to drive there ffs yet she was scared I’d get beaten up! I’m Scottish ffs... After her nudes I shared one or two with some, went cold and then this... her love of spiders got me
 

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#54
Good point about the mozzies, ross river aint no joke, and would probably have damp and cause lung issues.... sweet...
 
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