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Bland's drunken rants are indeed annoying

Even when you can understand what he's saying but still, it doesn't make much sense

Not worthy of the listening effort


We'll have to disagree. He speaks in metaphors and makes analogies. He's not speaking in a way that is easy for an inexperienced English listener nor lazy ear to understand.
 

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We need an "Are you serious?!" emoji...

Of course...that's serious, it's like Denzel Washington reciting Macbeth on Jerry Springer, truly amazing vocaroos fit for the new King of England.

If Scotty knocks on wood and the spirits respond by knocking back and talking in a ghostly voice, perhaps that will conjure up something interesting to listen to, otherwise, his rambling diatribes are not even remotely entertaining.

It would be funnier if he started posting silly YouTube videos of a cute animals passing wind.
 

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Of course...that's serious, it's like Denzel Washington reciting Macbeth on Jerry Springer, truly amazing vocaroos fit for the new King of England.

If Scotty knocks on wood and the spirits respond by knocking back and talking in a ghostly voice, perhaps that will conjure up something interesting to listen to, otherwise, his rambling diatribes are not even remotely entertaining.

It would be funnier if he started posting silly YouTube videos of a cute animals passing wind.

If he's not posting anything interesting, no one here is posting anything better. Perhaps you think we should burn it down.
 

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If he's not posting anything interesting, no one here is posting anything better. Perhaps you think we should burn it down.

This is like a creepy gas station in the middle of nowhere, and you only stop there because you need to use the bathroom to make a poop. So you should not expect to find anything other than poop here, and expecting anything more amazing than poop is naive.
 

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This is like a creepy gas station in the middle of nowhere, and you only stop there because you need to use the bathroom to make a poop. So you should not expect to find anything other than poop here, and expecting anything more amazing than poop is naive.

 

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The plea "and now for something completely different" was aimed at the accent/length bitchers, not at you.

If they're going to churn out nought but whinging they can at least change the script now and then.

I thought it was obvious you aren't and shouldn't be included in that paradigm.
My mistake.
 

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Scotty, just because you're trapped in a dark room with other members of the community and have realized it's Sartre's hell doesn't mean everyone else is sharing your nightmare of unworthiness.

It's a tragedy that you've spent all of your time on shit forums and have never moved on because you're a porn star whore who takes it in every hole and doesn't even shower after the director calls cut. You have no regard for yourself and are incapable of doing anything other than spreading your arse cheeks wider than the Grand Canyon on forums.

You fail miserably, I bet you can't even repost anything worth a damn from any of the other closed sites you were on, it's all juvenile garbage fit only for flame forums...and even then most of it is not even archived on the Waybackey Machine...because it's forgettable garbage.

Even the sound files are bad, with you bragging about putting a Snickers bar up your wife's vagina and watching it melt...the kind of utter perversity you'd find scrawled on a dirty frat house bathroom wall.

You are insane and require mental health treatment...stop bragging on forums about beating up people and claiming to make people look simple when you are the Emperor with no clothes

You've achieved Greek tragedy status along with being a nut job...the only thing you destroy with your narcissistic and self-centered ramblings is yourself.

You also appear to be suffering from mental impairment comparable to Joe Biden, as you repeated the bizarre theory that Aryan is Scoundrel in your most recent sound file...you don't know who you're talking to half the time, and you project your own miserable state of being onto others.

To put it bluntly for someone like yourself, you are a typical internet asshole...you can't play with me, I play with you...you'd never be able to beat me or my friends on my site because you're incapable of writing for mature adults...it's all bluster from an old worn out ex brawl hall loser.

Try writing something that doesn't involve your own frail ego or any of the other juvenile nonsense that feeds the community buffoon cafeteria.

You can't.
 

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Scotty, just because you're trapped in a dark room with other members of the community and have realized it's Sartre's hell doesn't mean everyone else is sharing your nightmare of unworthiness.

It's a tragedy that you've spent all of your time on shit forums and have never moved on because you're a porn star whore who takes it in every hole and doesn't even shower after the director calls cut. You have no regard for yourself and are incapable of doing anything other than spreading your arse cheeks wider than the Grand Canyon on forums.

You fail miserably, I bet you can't even repost anything worth a damn from any of the other closed sites you were on, it's all juvenile garbage fit only for flame forums...and even then most of it is not even archived on the Waybackey Machine...because it's forgettable garbage.

Even the sound files are bad, with you bragging about putting a Snickers bar up your wife's vagina and watching it melt...the kind of utter perversity you'd find scrawled on a dirty frat house bathroom wall.

You are insane and require mental health treatment...stop bragging on forums about beating up people and claiming to make people look simple when you are the Emperor with no clothes

You've achieved Greek tragedy status along with being a nut job...the only thing you destroy with your narcissistic and self-centered ramblings is yourself.

You also appear to be suffering from mental impairment comparable to Joe Biden, as you repeated the bizarre theory that Aryan is Scoundrel in your most recent sound file...you don't know who you're talking to half the time, and you project your own miserable state of being onto others.

To put it bluntly for someone like yourself, you are a typical internet asshole...you can't play with me, I play with you...you'd never be able to beat me or my friends on my site because you're incapable of writing for mature adults...it's all bluster from an old worn out ex brawl hall loser.

Try writing something that doesn't involve your own frail ego or any of the other juvenile nonsense that feeds the community buffoon cafeteria.

You can't.