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You sending those Ray Bans or what dickface?Izzat you again rT
cAN'T say I blame you for hanging around where it's free'r ...
Lock Stinky up
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Fuckin send me themLOL
That was when you were kool
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Send me them and I’ll send you a Scottish care package...
Is this you 'thang' @UPYOURKILT
lolol
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Now that's what I like to see...:doink2:
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What's up mate!!!
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I think I'm going to like this group....as soon as I figure shit out.
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Don’t worry about the native, he’ll be suspicious that you’re not you but one of my dastardly ALT accounts haha! Welcome brother!
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I’m just putting him in at the deep end, I’ve learned how toxic you can be...ffs you guys ...this thread isn't the 'gathering of the gheys' thread ..
Edit; just you actually
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Absolutely none traffic
-Two Scotsman are in a car enjoying a bottle of black horse, when a cop pulls them over. The Scot in the passenger seat says "He's got us now by, what are we gonna do?"
The driver says they have nothing to worry about and tells him to follow his lead and say nothing.
The driver peals the lable off the bottle of beer, licks the back of it, sticks it to his forehead, and puts the bottle under his seat--the passenger follows suit. The police officer approaches the drivers window and asks for his licence and registration.
As the driver gives the officer his info the officer asks whether he or the passenger had been drinking at all that night, at which point the driver points to his forehead and responds, "Oh no sir, we's on da patch ya see!".
The driver says they have nothing to worry about and tells him to follow his lead and say nothing.
The driver peals the lable off the bottle of beer, licks the back of it, sticks it to his forehead, and puts the bottle under his seat--the passenger follows suit. The police officer approaches the drivers window and asks for his licence and registration.
As the driver gives the officer his info the officer asks whether he or the passenger had been drinking at all that night, at which point the driver points to his forehead and responds, "Oh no sir, we's on da patch ya see!".
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how the hell did you see me I wore my urban camo ?
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here my northern cousin , I " whippled " this up for you ....you can either eat it or bribe BF for some " consideration " ...
have you tried White Widow ? real nice , even lets you be creative .. ish
have you tried White Widow ? real nice , even lets you be creative .. ish
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Did you junkie?
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Stoopid question - I know!
Stoopid question - I know!
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