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[Worksman]

"Clowned on" means to mock or ridicule someone, often in a playful or humorous way. It is commonly used in African-American Vernacular and internet slang.

I see that Jack gets clowned on a lot by almost everybody here!

 

[Jack]

I see that Jack gets clowned on a lot by almost everybody here!

hopefully that makes you feel better.

 

[Worksman]

hopefully that makes you feel better.

You told me to go ask another member about a Go Fund Me and another member said he was no good at it so why did you tell me to do that?

 

[The Question]

So Jack was just messing with me for no reason.

Most GFMs get 100% ignored, unless you did something egregious and then use one to fundraise for legal defense. The black kid who stabbed a white kid to death drummed up about $600K that way, as did the white Karen who yelled "NIGGERRR!!!" at a niglet who was rifling through her shit.

But if you're not a willin' villain, you probably won't get much via GFM.

 

[X]

Post a pic retards!!

 

[Worksman]

But if you're not a willin' villain, you probably won't get much via GFM.

So much for fixing my ears then.

 

[Jack]

You told me to go ask another member about a Go Fund Me and another member said he was no good at it so why did you tell me to do that?

I know it's tough to read sarcasm on the board but sometimes you just have to deal with it.

This is a troll board after all. No one's forcing you to post here.

 

[The Question]

So much for fixing my ears then.

Not to be indelicate, but I have to admit that I'm curious: Is your hearing intact?

 

[Worksman]

Not to be indelicate, but I have to admit that I'm curious: Is your hearing intact?

I don't hear so well, it's a lifelong problem.

 

[Worksman]

I know it's tough to read sarcasm on the board but sometimes you just have to deal with it.

This is a troll board after all. No one's forcing you to post here.

So people are automatically mean liars to others?

 

[The Question]

You know what? I have to issue a mea culpa here. When I first reacted to your pics, I did so in a callous and assholish manner. While that befits the social landscape of this board, it still wasn't right, and I apologize. I shouldn't have done that, regardless of whether it's 'the done thing' here or not.

 

[Jack]

I don't hear so well, it's a lifelong problem.

I'm just remembering when you told me your pic was a strangers that you grabbed off the net when you first started posting here and everyone was alt trolling you.

Why would you say such a thing if it wasnt true?

 

[The Question]

I don't hear so well, it's a lifelong problem.

I began to suspect that that might be the case, and while it isn't worth much, you have my sympathy. As someone who's slowly and progressively losing his eyesight, I can understand how a sensory deficit makes life tougher for guys like you and I than it is for other folks. *Everything* takes more effort for us than it does for them, and they really have no framework for understanding that, which can be annoying as fuck in and of itself.

 

[Jack]

I began to suspect that that might be the case, and while it isn't worth much, you have my sympathy. As someone who's slowly and progressively losing his eyesight, I can understand how a sensory deficit makes life tougher for guys like you and I than it is for other folks. *Everything* takes more effort for us than it does for them, and they really have no framework for understanding that, which can be annoying as fuck in and of itself.

I have glaucoma and am slowly building a cataract in my right eye so I'll probably be legally blind as well in a few years.

 

[The Question]

I have glaucoma and am slowly building a cataract in my right eye so I'll probably be legally blind as well in a few years.

That's no bueno. I've heard Mary Jane is a reliable treatment for glaucoma, but for the cataract, you'll probably want lasik.

 

[Jack]

That's no bueno. I've heard Mary Jane is a reliable treatment for glaucoma, but for the cataract, you'll probably want lasik.

I'm not a candidate for lasik unfortunately. Tried to go down that route.

 

[The Question]

As an aside: I was born with congenital cataracts; my parents decided, when I was 14 (not coincidentally, after I got plowed by a car doing 60MPH while I was crossing a crosswalk, with the light) that they were going to get my cataracts surgically attended to.
Had they waited two years, I'd have had the benefit of Lasik -- but when they put me under the knife, that was still experimental. So I got the 1950s version of cataract surgery.

A true delight.

 

[Jack]

So people are automatically mean liars to others?

Like you've never been a mean liar on this board?

Fuckin' spare me.

 

[The Question]

I'm not a candidate for lasik unfortunately. Tried to go down that route.

Most likely, neither am I at this point in my life. That narrows your options pretty tightly; scalpel and vacuum probe or nothin'.

 

[Worksman]

I have glaucoma and am slowly building a cataract in my right eye so I'll probably be legally blind as well in a few years.

Maybe that explains you being mean.

 

[Worksman]

As an aside: I was born with congenital cataracts; my parents decided, when I was 14 (not coincidentally, after I got plowed by a car doing 60MPH while I was crossing a crosswalk, with the light) that they were going to get my cataracts surgically attended to.
Had they waited two years, I'd have had the benefit of Lasik -- but when they put me under the knife, that was still experimental. So I got the 1950s version of cataract surgery.

A true delight.

But if you had cataracts when you were born LASIK wouldn't help that, right? And since you had them so long your eyes were probably lazy by then I know someone who has that.

 

[The Question]

Maybe that explains you being mean.

It's a rare motherfucker who can get dealt a purely shit hand and not have a short fuse as a result.

Not saying it doesn't happen... just saying it's rare.

 

[Bastard Factory]

Why you all jacking this thread? Why would anyone want to post their legit pic (which is what this thread is) if they're just gonna get ripped on like were in Meltdown?

@Worksman ...You and your dynamic I.P. post up a BF sign or stop trollin' my thread.

 

[The Question]

But if you had cataracts when you were born LASIK wouldn't help that, right? And since you had them so long your eyes were probably lazy by then I know someone who has that.

Congenital cataracts aren't 100% opaque at birth. It's just, you start out having them, and they get progressively worse. Had I not had surgery to remove them when I did, they'd probably have been 100% by about age 30.

 

[Jack]

Maybe that explains you being mean.

shut the fuck up. this is my last post in this discussion. Sorry @Bastard Factory

 

[The Question]

Sorry, @Bastard Factory , right you are. Can we get a mod to maybe split the non-pic stuff off into a thread in Meltdown?

 

[Bastard Factory]

Fuck you, pay me.

 

[ESAD TIA]

So people are automatically mean liars to others?

If you are a sensitive type, your days here are numbered, most will troll for trolling sake.

 

[The Question]

Other than @Worksman , I'm still the only mo-fucker in here I see showing the testicular fortitude to post pics.

 

[ESAD TIA]

Other than @Worksman , I'm still the only mo-fucker in here I see showing the testicular fortitude to post pics.

I posted one you throbbing vagina.