Murdock's BFB (Big Fat Boyfriend) Rejected as Santa Claus

[Breakfall]

Do you realize I want to crush your skull in with a sledgehammer or the biggest rock available right now??

Who the fuck are you boi? Do you want to join my team?

 

[Breakfall]

Do you realize I want to crush your skull in with a sledgehammer or the biggest rock available right now??

Careful little cunt!

 

[Jolly]

Careful little cunt!

Careful? where's the fun in that?

 

[Seamajor]

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I have money….

Sure thing shorty. You’ve got tilapia, and a collection of soiled panties

 

[The Cuntess]

You like face-sitting you stupid cunt. No wonder your ex-husband shat you off…shit for brains with the smell and looks of a bushpig! Löl.

Not a bushpig lmao. Lemme go back to Twitter before I get started.

Merry Christmas Breaky! We miss you on Discord

 

[The Prowler]

@Murdy's BFB should start his diet now so he might be slim enough to play Santa Claus next December.

Hey @Murdy, do you pick fat ones to make you look less hefty in comparison when they waddle beside you?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Heh, not bad TP. Wanna set up a match between us with open stips and open member judging? It's a great way to earn street cred here by being brave and proving Caskur right - she'd said you'd just be far too much for me to handle. What do say?



SSS
- Nod like a G or you're a pussy.

 

[The Prowler]

Unfortunately, I am bound by legal contract to only participate in formal Flame Matches at The Furnace.

The best way to go at this would be for you to gain acceptance into The Furnace and, when you do, I can give you a non-title match to introduce you to the elite level of flamage.

 

[The Prowler]

You can use me as a reference on your application. It will significantly increase your chances for acceptance.

 

[X]

Heh, not bad TP. Wanna set up a match between us with open stips and open member judging? It's a great way to earn street cred here by being brave and proving Caskur right - she'd said you'd just be far too much for me to handle. What do say?



SSS
- Nod like a G or you're a pussy.

LMFAO !! two BALD FAGGOTS

the glare alone AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

 

[Blurt]

There‘s nothing more funnier than antagonising...

Nothing "more funnier," eh?

Not "to" smart, are you?

 

[Aryan Victory]

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Unfortunately, I am bound by legal contract to only participate in formal Flame Matches at The Furnace.

Link please...



SSS
- Elite level of flamage coming to a shitty forum near you.

 

[The Prowler]

Link please...



SSS
- Elite level of flamage coming to a shitty forum near you.

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[Lily]

The OP is a drunken sod.

 

[Murdock]

Unfortunately, I am bound by legal contract to only participate in formal Flame Matches at The Furnace.

The best way to go at this would be for you to gain acceptance into The Furnace and, when you do, I can give you a non-title match to introduce you to the elite level of flamage.

You’re under contract to use the most overused 3rd grade insults ever spamtarded?

The forum community has officially tanked. SMH

 

[Murdock]

The OP is a drunken sod.

Wifey must have a headache again

 

[The Prowler]

^ Two "multiple-applicant, multiple-rejection" hopeful applicants to The Furnace.

 

[Lily]

^ Two "multiple-applicant, multiple-rejection" hopeful applicants to The Furnace.

 

[Lily]

Wifey must have a headache again

I would claim a devastating chronic condition if I were his poor wife. Imagine having to see that everyday?
*shudders*

Wait, maybe she has. It could explain his atrociously aggressive attitude towards women online.

 

[The Prowler]

Poor women online.

Hahahaha!!!!

 

[Murdock]

^ Two "multiple-applicant, multiple-rejection" hopeful applicants to The Furnace.

Except I’ve never applied….

 

[The Prowler]

Except I’ve never applied….

Your IP address was verified, you dolt!!!!

Several times!!!!

 

[Lily]

Except I’ve never applied….

Right?! lmao

He makes up shit. I, for one, would never buy an appliance from such a liar. He's probably stiffing people with his lies about the merchandise he sells.

 

[The Prowler]

I, for one, would never buy an appliance from such a liar.

You are overpaying for your dishwashers!!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Lily]

Who names their butthole The Furnace? @Murdy

Only one kind of male.

 

[Lily]

You are overpaying for your dishwashers!!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Dad jokes from a man with no children. Sad.

 

[Murdock]

You are overpaying for your dishwashers!!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Do you overreact to everything… always?!??

I seriously doubt it. I shop around and I get extra discounts for being former military.

 

[Murdock]

Who names their butthole The Furnace? @Murdy

Only one kind of male.

DEAD

 

[Lily]

Do you overreact to everything… always?!??

I seriously doubt it. I shop around and I get extra discounts for being former military.

Everything. This gets him excited. Curiously, he does this with men too.