Murdy’s Gossip Thread

[Murdock]

@Lily

Omg I heard that Prolapse is tagging you in all kinds of shit, but BF must have cockblocked on the @tag alerts… his tags are like his dick.. they don’t work

 

[Lily]

I've been wondering about all those tags in the posts but the lack of notifications. How lucky am I?

 

[The Prowler]

Are these two broads @Lily and @Murdy talking about me again?

Shit, I was only gone for 8 or 9 hours...they have a bad case of Prowleritis!!

 

[Lily]

Hey @Murdy Prolapse identifies as a prolapse.

 

[The Prowler]

This is worse than grade school.

These two broads are very socially awkward.

 

[Murdock]

Prowler has marked himself safe from impregnating anyone today.

 

[Lily]

Prowler has marked himself safe from impregnating anyone today.

I still think moose should be on alert.

 

[Murdock]

My brain literally went to moose knuckle and now I’m totes stoked for grey sweatpants season.

But yeah… back to his beastly snail trail…

 

[Admin.]

This is worse than grade school.

These two broads are very socially awkward.

If I was you, I'd go buy some Dishwashers.

 

[The Prowler]

If I was you, I'd go buy some Dishwashers.

I am thinking about buying 3, 4, or 5 more tomorrow.

All Bosch again.

 

[Admin.]

I am thinking about buying 3, 4, or 5 more tomorrow.

All Bosch again.

How wonderful!

 

[Murdock]

Who stalks women and calls it flaming?

Prolapse. That’s who.

 

[The Prowler]

How wonderful!

I knew you would be interested.

 

[Murdock]

If I was you, I'd go buy some Dishwashers.

He needs five of them for his massive collection of dildos.

 

[Admin.]

He needs five of them for his massive collection of dildos.

Cowabunghole!

 

[The Prowler]

This is worse than grade school.

These two broads are very socially awkward.

Dildos!

What a riot.

 

[Admin.]

Dildos!

What a riot.

 

[Murdock]

Cowabunghole!

like throwing hot dogs down a hallway

 

[Murdock]

***static***

Woodchuck this is Grey Squirrel do you read me? ***static***

We have confirmation of Prolapse’s male pattern baldness…

***static***

I REPEAT

***static***

We have confirmation of Prolapse’s male pattern baldness!!! ***static*** ***gigglesnortz***

***static***

The crown of Prolapse’s head is as smooth as a newborn baby’s ass

***static***

I REPEAT

***static***

The crown of Prolapse’s head is as smooth as a newborn baby’s ass

***static***

I’m seeing evidence of an ear hair combover… do you read me Woodchuck?

***static***

OVER

**static**

Grey squirrel out

***static***

 

[The Prowler]

Hahahaha!!!

 

[Admin.]

Hahahaha!!!

Is it true that most balding men also have smol pp's?

 

[The Prowler]

Is it true that most balding men also have smol pp's?

Now this is a shocker!!!

@Admin. wants to talk about cock.

 

[Lily]

***static***

Woodchuck this is Grey Squirrel do you read me? ***static***

We have confirmation of Prolapse’s male pattern baldness…

***static***

I REPEAT

***static***

We have confirmation of Prolapse’s male pattern baldness!!! ***static*** ***gigglesnortz***

***static***

The crown of Prolapse’s head is as smooth as a newborn baby’s ass

***static***

I REPEAT

***static***

The crown of Prolapse’s head is as smooth as a newborn baby’s ass

***static***

I’m seeing evidence of an ear hair combover… do you read me Woodchuck?

***static***

OVER

**static**

Grey squirrel out

***static***

 

[Admin.]

Now this is a shocker!!!

@Admin. wants to talk about cock.

A 'non answer answer' is generally an affirmation.

 

[Lily]

A 'non answer answer' is generally an affirmation.

If he was well-endowed, well, anywhere...he wouldn't be out constantly trying to play "gotcha" over meaningless posts on any forum.

He's got "alpha" male energy, basically, faux machismo.

 

[Admin.]

If he was well-endowed, well, anywhere...he wouldn't be out constantly trying to play "gotcha" over meaningless posts on any forum.

He's got "alpha" male energy, basically, faux machismo.

He just needs to relax and accept his inadequacies.

 

[Lily]

He just needs to relax and accept his inadequacies.

But there are so many...

 

[Admin.]

But there are so many...

He's lucky then, that gives him a lot of shortcomings to relax about.

 

[Admin.]

If he was well-endowed, well, anywhere...he wouldn't be out constantly trying to play "gotcha" over meaningless posts on any forum.

He's got "alpha" male energy, basically, faux machismo.

I know a couple bald guys that I used to work with, as far as I could tell they didn't seem to be too excessively shamed by it.

 

[Lily]

I know a couple bald guys that I used to work with, as far as I could tell they didn't seem to be too excessively shamed by it.

God probably doesn't hate them is my guess.