My Vagina Hurts

[Master Pu]

I honestly have to laugh at simps like you Break, you're giving brownie points because she has a vagina that oozes discharge on her dirty gusset... It might as well have a cock for all it matterses

Hahahahahaaa...C’mon Shampers! It’s all good Hollywood!

I'm gonna terrorise her like she said I would...

She’s Latino though...tough cookie!

She smashed some bitch in the head with a glass bottle for fucking with her kid.
Flea is The Real.
Not some jabroni like Chumps-

 

[Master Pu]

Heh..

Whaaaaaatzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?

What's going on my down undercovuh bruthuh?

Ahhhhh...just cruising. Had a lazy hazy day today with my better-half. BBQ, shheeeeekin, chicken a couple spliffs and a few cold ones. On the sake now just to manage any impending hangover. Yeaaaah!

Still drinking the rice wine? That shit gives bad payback. I'm sticking with the beers. Rum later. Maybe tequila. I'm doing a road trip today, hike in the forests, try to stay ahead of the fucking gnats.

Yeah...no histamines for me doesn’t make me hungover. The tick allergy has been hectic. My ragdoll cat insists in cluddling right up to me and I copped a few ticks. Histamines are triggers and then I’m fucked. Similar to Lymes disease. Cider, rum, sake...not necessarily in that order for the evening!

We have ticks here, too. The deer ticks carry Lyme disease. I use a three kind of bug repellent approach. Works great for ticks and mosquitoes. Gnats just swarm and laugh at it. Very frustrating.

Yeah, we have the Paralysis Tick which does the harm. I spray under the covers with a repellent, but the cats hate it and don’t want to sleep next to me. Because they’re treated with anti-tick and flea medication, the critters bail-out off the cats and onto me. Anyway...winter’s nearly over and the cats can relax on their own beds.

You folks down there have bad ass insects and snakes. Not so much here. More of just a pain in the ass kinda critters.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Funkenbitch posting in a thread "my vagina hurts" is so apt...

Shamps gf:

Did you steal that joke off the kiddies before you stole their virginity?

 

[Breakfall]

@Breakfall you Roger Ramjet looking cunt, why do you always talk about your meat allergy when you're sober?

Because last night I fucked up. I ordered a pepperoni pizza with extra chilli. The chilli acts as an accelerant with meat and I wasn’t feeling too crash hot this morning. I’m feeling a bit better so will just get a bit drunk. I’ve been trolling the UFC for a few laughs. Martial artists/ fans are some of the best people to troll...it’s fucking hilarious. I have a following... lol.

 

[Master Pu]

Funkenbitch posting in a thread "my vagina hurts" is so apt...

Shamps gf:

Did you steal that joke off the kiddies before you stole their virginity?

Lol. PLEASE ASS BOX ME! lames, brah?
Low..
Nobody believes that shit, not even you-
Oh yea,
'Baaaah!'

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I honestly have to laugh at simps like you Break, you're giving brownie points because she has a vagina that oozes discharge on her dirty gusset... It might as well have a cock for all it matterses

Hahahahahaaa...C’mon Shampers! It’s all good Hollywood!

I'm gonna terrorise her like she said I would...

She’s Latino though...tough cookie!

She smashed some bitch in the head with a glass bottle for fucking with her kid.
Flea is The Real.
Not some jabroni like Chumps-

OMG lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW no messin

 

[Breakfall]

Heh..

Whaaaaaatzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?

What's going on my down undercovuh bruthuh?

Ahhhhh...just cruising. Had a lazy hazy day today with my better-half. BBQ, shheeeeekin, chicken a couple spliffs and a few cold ones. On the sake now just to manage any impending hangover. Yeaaaah!

Still drinking the rice wine? That shit gives bad payback. I'm sticking with the beers. Rum later. Maybe tequila. I'm doing a road trip today, hike in the forests, try to stay ahead of the fucking gnats.

Yeah...no histamines for me doesn’t make me hungover. The tick allergy has been hectic. My ragdoll cat insists in cluddling right up to me and I copped a few ticks. Histamines are triggers and then I’m fucked. Similar to Lymes disease. Cider, rum, sake...not necessarily in that order for the evening!

We have ticks here, too. The deer ticks carry Lyme disease. I use a three kind of bug repellent approach. Works great for ticks and mosquitoes. Gnats just swarm and laugh at it. Very frustrating.

Yeah, we have the Paralysis Tick which does the harm. I spray under the covers with a repellent, but the cats hate it and don’t want to sleep next to me. Because they’re treated with anti-tick and flea medication, the critters bail-out off the cats and onto me. Anyway...winter’s nearly over and the cats can relax on their own beds.

You folks down there have bad ass insects and snakes. Not so much here. More of just a pain in the ass kinda critters.

The marsupials spread the ticks quickly throughout the bush and National parks; over here it’s the kangaroos, wallabies and bandicoots. The snakes I just grab by the tails and keep away from the business ends.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Funkenbitch posting in a thread "my vagina hurts" is so apt...

Shamps gf:

Did you steal that joke off the kiddies before you stole their virginity?

Lol. PLEASE ASS BOX ME! lames, brah?
Low..
Nobody believes that shit, not even you-
Oh yea,
'Baaaah!'

You're fuckin WEAK! Get off my stage peasant!

 

[Master Pu]

I honestly have to laugh at simps like you Break, you're giving brownie points because she has a vagina that oozes discharge on her dirty gusset... It might as well have a cock for all it matterses

Hahahahahaaa...C’mon Shampers! It’s all good Hollywood!

I'm gonna terrorise her like she said I would...

She’s Latino though...tough cookie!

She smashed some bitch in the head with a glass bottle for fucking with her kid.
Flea is The Real.
Not some jabroni like Chumps-

OMG lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW no messin

Ask her. Maybe she hit a dude, I forget.

 

[Master Pu]

Funkenbitch posting in a thread "my vagina hurts" is so apt...

Shamps gf:

Did you steal that joke off the kiddies before you stole their virginity?

Lol. PLEASE ASS BOX ME! lames, brah?
Low..
Nobody believes that shit, not even you-
Oh yea,
'Baaaah!'

You're fuckin WEAK! Get off my stage peasant!

Shamp sees a black sheep it's like hitting the lottery.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I honestly have to laugh at simps like you Break, you're giving brownie points because she has a vagina that oozes discharge on her dirty gusset... It might as well have a cock for all it matterses

Hahahahahaaa...C’mon Shampers! It’s all good Hollywood!

I'm gonna terrorise her like she said I would...

She’s Latino though...tough cookie!

She smashed some bitch in the head with a glass bottle for fucking with her kid.
Flea is The Real.
Not some jabroni like Chumps-

OMG lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW no messin

Ask her. Maybe she hit a dude, I forget.

Just shut up and go hang yourself Boomer...

 

[Master Pu]

I honestly have to laugh at simps like you Break, you're giving brownie points because she has a vagina that oozes discharge on her dirty gusset... It might as well have a cock for all it matterses

Hahahahahaaa...C’mon Shampers! It’s all good Hollywood!

I'm gonna terrorise her like she said I would...

She’s Latino though...tough cookie!

She smashed some bitch in the head with a glass bottle for fucking with her kid.
Flea is The Real.
Not some jabroni like Chumps-

OMG lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW no messin

Ask her. Maybe she hit a dude, I forget.

Just shut up and go hang yourself Boomer...

You give up?
Apologize to Flea,
And it's all over.
Otherwise I'll hound you for weeks.
You know I will, too.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I honestly have to laugh at simps like you Break, you're giving brownie points because she has a vagina that oozes discharge on her dirty gusset... It might as well have a cock for all it matterses

Hahahahahaaa...C’mon Shampers! It’s all good Hollywood!

I'm gonna terrorise her like she said I would...

She’s Latino though...tough cookie!

She smashed some bitch in the head with a glass bottle for fucking with her kid.
Flea is The Real.
Not some jabroni like Chumps-

OMG lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW no messin

Ask her. Maybe she hit a dude, I forget.

Just shut up and go hang yourself Boomer...

You give up?
Apologize to Flea,
And it's all over.
Otherwise I'll hound you for weeks.
You know I will, too.

STFU peasant I'll slap you every single minute you're on here... lmao fuckin nobodies scared of your outdated "slurs" BTFO

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I honestly have to laugh at simps like you Break, you're giving brownie points because she has a vagina that oozes discharge on her dirty gusset... It might as well have a cock for all it matterses

Hahahahahaaa...C’mon Shampers! It’s all good Hollywood!

I'm gonna terrorise her like she said I would...

She’s Latino though...tough cookie!

She smashed some bitch in the head with a glass bottle for fucking with her kid.
Flea is The Real.
Not some jabroni like Chumps-

OMG lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW no messin

Ask her. Maybe she hit a dude, I forget.

Just shut up and go hang yourself Boomer...

You give up?
Apologize to Flea,
And it's all over.
Otherwise I'll hound you for weeks.
You know I will, too.

Here's something to whip me for...

Some ammo for a guy out of ideas

 

[Breakfall]

Sorry man...I’m fucking cracking up. I’m shitposting on a UFC site and the Muslims are going apeshit over some of my replies. I’m laying in to the newly retired Russian Muzzrat Khabib, which I fondly refer to as Khabobo because he looks like an absolute ape when he’s trying to strike. He’s had an exceptional career as a jock-sniffing submission artist and they’re trying to call him the “Goat”. Greatest-Of-All-Time. Fuuuuuuuuuuiiick me drunk! This is a peasant...

 

[Master Pu]

I honestly have to laugh at simps like you Break, you're giving brownie points because she has a vagina that oozes discharge on her dirty gusset... It might as well have a cock for all it matterses

Hahahahahaaa...C’mon Shampers! It’s all good Hollywood!

I'm gonna terrorise her like she said I would...

She’s Latino though...tough cookie!

She smashed some bitch in the head with a glass bottle for fucking with her kid.
Flea is The Real.
Not some jabroni like Chumps-

OMG lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW no messin

Ask her. Maybe she hit a dude, I forget.

Just shut up and go hang yourself Boomer...

You give up?
Apologize to Flea,
And it's all over.
Otherwise I'll hound you for weeks.
You know I will, too.

STFU peasant I'll slap you every single minute you're on here... lmao fuckin nobodies scared of your outdated "slurs" BTFO

Your choice.

 

[Master Pu]

I honestly have to laugh at simps like you Break, you're giving brownie points because she has a vagina that oozes discharge on her dirty gusset... It might as well have a cock for all it matterses

Hahahahahaaa...C’mon Shampers! It’s all good Hollywood!

I'm gonna terrorise her like she said I would...

She’s Latino though...tough cookie!

She smashed some bitch in the head with a glass bottle for fucking with her kid.
Flea is The Real.
Not some jabroni like Chumps-

OMG lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW no messin

Ask her. Maybe she hit a dude, I forget.

Just shut up and go hang yourself Boomer...

You give up?
Apologize to Flea,
And it's all over.
Otherwise I'll hound you for weeks.
You know I will, too.

Here's something to whip me for...

Some ammo for a guy out of ideas

Idiot.
You don't know shit about Hitler.
Maybe about your UK movement, which I don't study,
But German history?
Nah.
I go back to German Unification.
You only go back to a sheep's asshole.
I'd leave that shit be if I were you.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

So lame and off point it's boring... You dying soon? How old are you now 78?

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I honestly have to laugh at simps like you Break, you're giving brownie points because she has a vagina that oozes discharge on her dirty gusset... It might as well have a cock for all it matterses

Hahahahahaaa...C’mon Shampers! It’s all good Hollywood!

I'm gonna terrorise her like she said I would...

She’s Latino though...tough cookie!

She smashed some bitch in the head with a glass bottle for fucking with her kid.
Flea is The Real.
Not some jabroni like Chumps-

OMG lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW no messin

Ask her. Maybe she hit a dude, I forget.

Just shut up and go hang yourself Boomer...

You give up?
Apologize to Flea,
And it's all over.
Otherwise I'll hound you for weeks.
You know I will, too.

Here's something to whip me for...

Some ammo for a guy out of ideas

Idiot.
You don't know shit about Hitler.
Maybe about your UK movement, which I don't study,
But German history?
Nah.
I go back to German Unification.
You only go back to a sheep's asshole.
I'd leave that shit be if I were you.

 

[Master Pu]

Lol

 

[SHAMPAIN]

Lol

 

[Master Pu]

Italy got rid of jews before almost anyone.
No Jew Gene here.

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[Master Pu]

That's stupid, bro.
Up your game.
Oh yea,
'Baaah!'

 

[SHAMPAIN]

 

[The Countess]

I’ll say sorry when you swallow DRAINO. Old muppet looking faggot

I pushing to get you banned, we don't need you!

Push hard, FAGGOT. What a chump you turned out to be :facepalm:

 

[SHAMPAIN]

I’ll say sorry when you swallow DRAINO. Old muppet looking faggot

I pushing to get you banned, we don't need you!

Push hard, FAGGOT. What a chump you turned out to be :facepalm:

You still here?

 

[The Countess]

@Bastard Factory - he not only edited the thread title, he edited my post

 

[The Countess]

Tsk tsk, shame on you sheep fucker

 

[SHAMPAIN]

@Bastard Factory - he not only edited the thread title, he edited my post

No shit Sherlock considering I left in the "edited by" part it's not hard to see what happened there you pathetic cancerous witch! @Bastard Factory skelp my ass in front of this whore cunt! #teamSwampDuck