My wife and stepsons have gone to Las Vegas this holiday weekend.

[LotusBud]

Her brother and her husband (they are gay married) live in Las Vegas, my wife's younger sister and her husband are also bringing their two children as the boy has a baseball game in Vegas, while my mother in law is also going to visit her son. I told them I hope they all have a wonderful time but that is far to many people for me in one house.

I am thus left alone this holiday weekend and I think I will go hiking tomorrow morning and maybe go cliff diving tomorrow at sunset cliffs. You do have to time things correctly to avoid the rocks but this is what it looks like.

Wait, what? Your wife has two husbands, and one of them is gay married?

No, my illiterate friend. Her brother is gay married.

I'M illiterate? Apparently, you don't understand your own writing.

"My wife and stepsons have gone to Las Vegas this holiday weekend. Her brother and her husband (they are gay married) live in Las Vegas..."

What, exactly, do you think that means? Nitwit.

It actually means her brother is married to her husband. So, I am wrong. YOU are married to both your wife and her brother. LMAO.

I don't know about any of you but I'm of the mindset that anyone doing such a valuable service such as correcting typos on an internet forum should be entitled to one full year of free soda pop courtesy of the Nigerian government

She didnt correct Holigay with his incoherent post about the chickens.

And she gave us shit for not understanding him.

That guy writes like old people fuck

I bet he spends 4 days producing his crapola on a notepad before bringing it here to bore us half to death

Have you noticed that instead of addressing me directly to say what he wants to say, he quotes HIMSELF and talks ABOUT me too himself?

He goes into a legit Gollum and Smeagol style of schizophrenia and communicates with me(poorly) indirectly through this avenue.

I literally read his posts in Gollums voice lol

I think I broke him.

Oh, right. LMAO.

 

[LotusBud]

Ok, did go for a nice long walk on the waterfront, even collected a few shells, but did not do any cliff diving. When I got home it was dark and stinky butt was absolutely squealing that it was past his dinner time and how could I forget about him? I have never seen a cat inhale a can of cat food faster. At least I made sure to give him his favorite "gravy lover's turkey feast."

Do you ever get those fancy feast packets with the gravy or broth for cats that love to lick the food gravy?

Mine LOVE those lol

We normally get the fancy feast gravy lovers cans. There is a whole ritual where he hears the squad of the door hinge to the cabinet where we keep his food. I tap on the bottom of the can which gets him meowing and running towards the food and finally he does little circle eights around me legs while meowing as loud as he can.

You lead a fascinating life.

I mean that.

 

[LotusBud]

Have you noticed that instead of addressing me directly to say what he wants to say, he quotes HIMSELF and talks ABOUT me too himself?

He goes into a legit Gollum and Smeagol style of schizophrenia and communicates with me(poorly) indirectly through this avenue.

I literally read his posts in Gollums voice lol

I think I broke him.

Yes, I have noticed he's a blithering imbecile with no common sense and a kickstand to keep his nose from collapsing unto his chin

why do you even bother giving that insect the time of day?

Is that ^^^^^^ an example of keeping provocations out of general, @Breakfall, Mr BF cop man? Okay! I'll use that as my model for how to behave!!!!!!!

Hypocrite.

Good! Or I’ll shit in your mouth!

Hey, @Breakfall, Brainfail, why did you choose an avatar of a guy sniffing his Covid mask? Do you have some kind of mask fetish now? LMAO. MALE mask fetish, no less?

 

[Oerdin]

Someone is having a breakdown. Maybe take a nap or go for a walk?

 

[The Prowler]

I will not be a bit sad if I never see Vegas again in this life.

What must have happened to poor LettuceButt in Vegas that a thread about somebody's family visiting Vegas cause her to spazz out?

Note: I do not really give a flying fuck. So do not feel obligated to bore anyone with the details, LettuceButt.

 

[Breakfall]

Have you noticed that instead of addressing me directly to say what he wants to say, he quotes HIMSELF and talks ABOUT me too himself?

He goes into a legit Gollum and Smeagol style of schizophrenia and communicates with me(poorly) indirectly through this avenue.

I literally read his posts in Gollums voice lol

I think I broke him.

Yes, I have noticed he's a blithering imbecile with no common sense and a kickstand to keep his nose from collapsing unto his chin

why do you even bother giving that insect the time of day?

Is that ^^^^^^ an example of keeping provocations out of general, @Breakfall, Mr BF cop man? Okay! I'll use that as my model for how to behave!!!!!!!

Hypocrite.

Good! Or I’ll shit in your mouth!

Hey, @Breakfall, Brainfail, why did you choose an avatar of a guy sniffing his Covid mask? Do you have some kind of mask fetish now? LMAO. MALE mask fetish, no less?

You get very vocal when I’m offline LotusBottom...your time is coming you cheap libtard!

 

[LotusBud]

I will not be a bit sad if I never see Vegas again in this life.

What must have happened to poor LettuceButt in Vegas that a thread about somebody's family visiting Vegas cause her to spazz out?

Note: I do not really give a flying fuck. So do not feel obligated to bore anyone with the details, LettuceButt.

I just think Vegas is tacky and creepy. Nothing happened to me except that I witnessed the place. No thanks.

 

[Breakfall]

I will not be a bit sad if I never see Vegas again in this life.

What must have happened to poor LettuceButt in Vegas that a thread about somebody's family visiting Vegas cause her to spazz out?

Note: I do not really give a flying fuck. So do not feel obligated to bore anyone with the details, LettuceButt.

I just think Vegas is tacky and creepy. Nothing happened to me except that I witnessed the place. No thanks.

You’re just a breath of fresh air ain’t you? How’s Portugal treating you...I heard they were pumping out raw sewage off the beaches again?

 

[LotusBud]

Have you noticed that instead of addressing me directly to say what he wants to say, he quotes HIMSELF and talks ABOUT me too himself?

He goes into a legit Gollum and Smeagol style of schizophrenia and communicates with me(poorly) indirectly through this avenue.

I literally read his posts in Gollums voice lol

I think I broke him.

Yes, I have noticed he's a blithering imbecile with no common sense and a kickstand to keep his nose from collapsing unto his chin

why do you even bother giving that insect the time of day?

Is that ^^^^^^ an example of keeping provocations out of general, @Breakfall, Mr BF cop man? Okay! I'll use that as my model for how to behave!!!!!!!

Hypocrite.

Good! Or I’ll shit in your mouth!

Hey, @Breakfall, Brainfail, why did you choose an avatar of a guy sniffing his Covid mask? Do you have some kind of mask fetish now? LMAO. MALE mask fetish, no less?

You get very vocal when I’m offline LotusBottom...your time is coming you cheap libtard!

Sniff your boyfriend's mask and calm down.

 

[Breakfall]

Have you noticed that instead of addressing me directly to say what he wants to say, he quotes HIMSELF and talks ABOUT me too himself?

He goes into a legit Gollum and Smeagol style of schizophrenia and communicates with me(poorly) indirectly through this avenue.

I literally read his posts in Gollums voice lol

I think I broke him.

Yes, I have noticed he's a blithering imbecile with no common sense and a kickstand to keep his nose from collapsing unto his chin

why do you even bother giving that insect the time of day?

Is that ^^^^^^ an example of keeping provocations out of general, @Breakfall, Mr BF cop man? Okay! I'll use that as my model for how to behave!!!!!!!

Hypocrite.

Good! Or I’ll shit in your mouth!

Hey, @Breakfall, Brainfail, why did you choose an avatar of a guy sniffing his Covid mask? Do you have some kind of mask fetish now? LMAO. MALE mask fetish, no less?

You get very vocal when I’m offline LotusBottom...your time is coming you cheap libtard!

Sniff your boyfriend's mask and calm down.

It’s my daughter’s panties!

 

[Lily]

Have you noticed that instead of addressing me directly to say what he wants to say, he quotes HIMSELF and talks ABOUT me too himself?

He goes into a legit Gollum and Smeagol style of schizophrenia and communicates with me(poorly) indirectly through this avenue.

I literally read his posts in Gollums voice lol

I think I broke him.

Yes, I have noticed he's a blithering imbecile with no common sense and a kickstand to keep his nose from collapsing unto his chin

why do you even bother giving that insect the time of day?

Is that ^^^^^^ an example of keeping provocations out of general, @Breakfall, Mr BF cop man? Okay! I'll use that as my model for how to behave!!!!!!!

Hypocrite.

Good! Or I’ll shit in your mouth!

Hey, @Breakfall, Brainfail, why did you choose an avatar of a guy sniffing his Covid mask? Do you have some kind of mask fetish now? LMAO. MALE mask fetish, no less?

You get very vocal when I’m offline LotusBottom...your time is coming you cheap libtard!

Sniff your boyfriend's mask and calm down.

It’s my daughter’s panties!

Oi!

 

[Breakfall]

Have you noticed that instead of addressing me directly to say what he wants to say, he quotes HIMSELF and talks ABOUT me too himself?

He goes into a legit Gollum and Smeagol style of schizophrenia and communicates with me(poorly) indirectly through this avenue.

I literally read his posts in Gollums voice lol

I think I broke him.

Yes, I have noticed he's a blithering imbecile with no common sense and a kickstand to keep his nose from collapsing unto his chin

why do you even bother giving that insect the time of day?

Is that ^^^^^^ an example of keeping provocations out of general, @Breakfall, Mr BF cop man? Okay! I'll use that as my model for how to behave!!!!!!!

Hypocrite.

Good! Or I’ll shit in your mouth!

Hey, @Breakfall, Brainfail, why did you choose an avatar of a guy sniffing his Covid mask? Do you have some kind of mask fetish now? LMAO. MALE mask fetish, no less?

You get very vocal when I’m offline LotusBottom...your time is coming you cheap libtard!

Sniff your boyfriend's mask and calm down.

It’s my daughter’s panties!

Oi!

They made me say it! It’s an inside joke... @Blurt is a sick transvestite!

 

[Lily]

Have you noticed that instead of addressing me directly to say what he wants to say, he quotes HIMSELF and talks ABOUT me too himself?

He goes into a legit Gollum and Smeagol style of schizophrenia and communicates with me(poorly) indirectly through this avenue.

I literally read his posts in Gollums voice lol

I think I broke him.

Yes, I have noticed he's a blithering imbecile with no common sense and a kickstand to keep his nose from collapsing unto his chin

why do you even bother giving that insect the time of day?

Is that ^^^^^^ an example of keeping provocations out of general, @Breakfall, Mr BF cop man? Okay! I'll use that as my model for how to behave!!!!!!!

Hypocrite.

Good! Or I’ll shit in your mouth!

Hey, @Breakfall, Brainfail, why did you choose an avatar of a guy sniffing his Covid mask? Do you have some kind of mask fetish now? LMAO. MALE mask fetish, no less?

You get very vocal when I’m offline LotusBottom...your time is coming you cheap libtard!

Sniff your boyfriend's mask and calm down.

It’s my daughter’s panties!

Oi!

They made me say it! It’s an inside joke... @Blurt is a sick transvestite!

You're still kicked out of the soccer game!

 

[Breakfall]

Have you noticed that instead of addressing me directly to say what he wants to say, he quotes HIMSELF and talks ABOUT me too himself?

He goes into a legit Gollum and Smeagol style of schizophrenia and communicates with me(poorly) indirectly through this avenue.

I literally read his posts in Gollums voice lol

I think I broke him.

Yes, I have noticed he's a blithering imbecile with no common sense and a kickstand to keep his nose from collapsing unto his chin

why do you even bother giving that insect the time of day?

Is that ^^^^^^ an example of keeping provocations out of general, @Breakfall, Mr BF cop man? Okay! I'll use that as my model for how to behave!!!!!!!

Hypocrite.

Good! Or I’ll shit in your mouth!

Hey, @Breakfall, Brainfail, why did you choose an avatar of a guy sniffing his Covid mask? Do you have some kind of mask fetish now? LMAO. MALE mask fetish, no less?

You get very vocal when I’m offline LotusBottom...your time is coming you cheap libtard!

Sniff your boyfriend's mask and calm down.

It’s my daughter’s panties!

Oi!

They made me say it! It’s an inside joke... @Blurt is a sick transvestite!

You're still kicked out of the soccer game!

And I was thinking, “What the fuck is Bert up to?” And then he pulls this shit! He better watch out when it’s my turn, ‘cause there ain’t gonna be no blue painted fucking fingernails the next round. It’s going to be fucking on!

 

[The Prowler]

I just think Vegas is tacky and creepy. Nothing happened to me except that I witnessed the place. No thanks.

Anybody with half a personality should be able to have a good time in Vegas.

 

[LotusBud]

I just think Vegas is tacky and creepy. Nothing happened to me except that I witnessed the place. No thanks.

Anybody with half a personality should be able to have a good time in Vegas.

Anybody with half a brain should be able to understand why some people find it revolting.

 

[Jeannie]

I just think Vegas is tacky and creepy. Nothing happened to me except that I witnessed the place. No thanks.

Anybody with half a personality should be able to have a good time in Vegas.

Anybody with half a brain should be able to understand why some people find it revolting.

i love it, all the lights and sounds.... its like an amusement park without rides and the drinks r free

 

[Lily]

I just think Vegas is tacky and creepy. Nothing happened to me except that I witnessed the place. No thanks.

Anybody with half a personality should be able to have a good time in Vegas.

Anybody with half a brain should be able to understand why some people find it revolting.

different strokes for different folks

I'm neutral about Vegas and casinos in general. Yet, I've never made it to Las Vegas. I might get there one day, but it is not a priority at all.

 

[Seamajor]

It’s a waste of electricity

 

[LotusBud]

It’s a waste of electricity

It really is.

 

[The Prowler]

Miserable prick.

 

[Jeannie]

I just think Vegas is tacky and creepy. Nothing happened to me except that I witnessed the place. No thanks.

Anybody with half a personality should be able to have a good time in Vegas.

Anybody with half a brain should be able to understand why some people find it revolting.

different strokes for different folks

I'm neutral about Vegas and casinos in general. Yet, I've never made it to Las Vegas. I might get there one day, but it is not a priority at all.

add it 2 the bucket list, its fun

get a $100 worth of tokens and play, u would be surprised how much u win and how long it takes 2 lose that money

 

[Breakfall]

I just think Vegas is tacky and creepy. Nothing happened to me except that I witnessed the place. No thanks.

Anybody with half a personality should be able to have a good time in Vegas.

My wife and I want to renew our vows in Vegas with Elvis Presley ...Viva Las Vegas!