Not so serious questions that need asking?

Oerdin

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Time for some light hearted fun asking some not so serious question which are still worthwhile to ask. I will start us off and who ever answers gets to ask the next question. OK, here is the question:

When you are laying in bed with your significant other and pass gas do you try to hold it u der the covers or do you fluff the covers to unleash the Kraken?
 

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I hold it in and run to the bathroom.He lets it rip.


How long have you been with your spouse and do you feel comfy pooping while they are in the shower?
 
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Three years and no.

Red or green hot sauce or other?
 

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I hold it in and run to the bathroom.He lets it rip.


How long have you been with your spouse and do you feel comfy pooping while they are in the shower?

I guess this is why I like living alone.

We are civilized, we have a door separating the toilet and the bathroom in both toilets....And both toilets have their own exaust fans. One of the toilets has window as well.

Q for members....If you won lotto, how fast would you dump your significant other?
 

TheHaze

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I don't gamble and my wife passed away- - - - - -

Do you run stop signs ?
 
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Not in many, many years.

Toilet paper usage: I usually use four or five sheets folded over several times. Other people claim toilet paper should be conserved to help the environment (I believe it was Jane Fonda who told people to just use one sheet per wipe). Where do you stand on the great toilet paper debate?
 

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Not in many, many years.

Toilet paper usage: I usually use four or five sheets folded over several times. Other people claim toilet paper should be conserved to help the environment (I believe it was Jane Fonda who told people to just use one sheet per wipe). Where do you stand on the great toilet paper debate?

Fuck the trees... fresh handfuls repeatedly and the good TP...
 

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Nothing wrong with a nice smooth torpedo that require little clean up.
 

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I have a hand held bidet and treeless tp....its made out of bamboo.

So we power wash our asses and use a bit of waded up bamboo to pat dry.

We started going low waste a year and a half ago.

Do you guys do anything to cut waste and chemicals and if so, what?
 

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I have a hand held bidet and treeless tp....its made out of bamboo.

So we power wash our asses and use a bit of waded up bamboo to pat dry.

We started going low waste a year and a half ago.

Do you guys do anything to cut waste and chemicals and if so, what?

There's no point after inevitable nuclear war happens...
 

Frood

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I have a hand held bidet and treeless tp....its made out of bamboo.

So we power wash our asses and use a bit of waded up bamboo to pat dry.

We started going low waste a year and a half ago.

Do you guys do anything to cut waste and chemicals and if so, what?

There's no point after inevitable nuclear war happens...

Next week DD?

Nobody knows...

If no one knows, why do you think there will be a nuke war? Trump lost 28 times. The insurerection failed. March 4 didn’t happen. I think we’re fine.
 

Frood

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I have a hand held bidet and treeless tp....its made out of bamboo.

So we power wash our asses and use a bit of waded up bamboo to pat dry.

We started going low waste a year and a half ago.

Do you guys do anything to cut waste and chemicals and if so, what?

There's no point after inevitable nuclear war happens...

Next week DD?

Nobody knows...

If no one knows, why do you think there will be a nuke war? Trump lost 28 times. The insurerection failed. March 4 didn’t happen. I think we’re fine.

You don't think...
 

Seamajor

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I have a hand held bidet and treeless tp....its made out of bamboo.

So we power wash our asses and use a bit of waded up bamboo to pat dry.

We started going low waste a year and a half ago.

Do you guys do anything to cut waste and chemicals and if so, what?

There's no point after inevitable nuclear war happens...

Next week DD?

Nobody knows...

If no one knows, why do you think there will be a nuke war? Trump lost 28 times. The insurerection failed. March 4 didn’t happen. I think we’re fine.

You don't think...

Well Dianna your track record is only about finishing last. When have you ever been right about anything?
 

Frood

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I have a hand held bidet and treeless tp....its made out of bamboo.

So we power wash our asses and use a bit of waded up bamboo to pat dry.

We started going low waste a year and a half ago.

Do you guys do anything to cut waste and chemicals and if so, what?

There's no point after inevitable nuclear war happens...

Next week DD?

Nobody knows...

If no one knows, why do you think there will be a nuke war? Trump lost 28 times. The insurerection failed. March 4 didn’t happen. I think we’re fine.

You don't think...

Well Dianna your track record is only about finishing last. When have you ever been right about anything?


You're still not thinking, Mongo Major....
 

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I have a hand held bidet and treeless tp....its made out of bamboo.

So we power wash our asses and use a bit of waded up bamboo to pat dry.

We started going low waste a year and a half ago.

Do you guys do anything to cut waste and chemicals and if so, what?

There's no point after inevitable nuclear war happens...

Next week DD?

Nobody knows...

If no one knows, why do you think there will be a nuke war? Trump lost 28 times. The insurerection failed. March 4 didn’t happen. I think we’re fine.

You don't think...

Well Dianna your track record is only about finishing last. When have you ever been right about anything?


You're still not thinking, Mongo Major....

DD This conversation interests me. Let’s talk. Who will lob the first? How and where will it come from? Why and for what? Confused 5
 

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Smoking that roach, having
I have a hand held bidet and treeless tp....its made out of bamboo.

So we power wash our asses and use a bit of waded up bamboo to pat dry.

We started going low waste a year and a half ago.

Do you guys do anything to cut waste and chemicals and if so, what?

There's no point after inevitable nuclear war happens...

Next week DD?

Nobody knows...

If no one knows, why do you think there will be a nuke war? Trump lost 28 times. The insurerection failed. March 4 didn’t happen. I think we’re fine.

You don't think...

Well Dianna your track record is only about finishing last. When have you ever been right about anything?


You're still not thinking, Mongo Major....

So in other words Youre BS ing and trolling as per usual. Which way does the wind blow?
 

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Is this the ask the next poster a question reincarnated ??
Here's a question ... has Loktard ever has de sex with a woman he didn't have to hold down ??